 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 23996 Posts
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010 2:26:39 PM
Brilliant! |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8751 Posts
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Friday, November 12, 2010 8:00:37 PM
Depending on who gave me the card, I might just say yes and have sex with her. Otherwise, I would say no, and that the answer to the sex question was HELL no. |
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 comp_wizard
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
190 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 1:53:56 PM
Reminds me of a trick I learned the other day from a professional logician who probably would rather not be named here.
You offer your victim a $10 bill and a $20 bill, under the condition that if the next thing you say after they accept is true, they have to give back the $20. Either way, they keep the $10, so they have an incentive to go along.
Once the (female) victim agrees, you tell her "You will give back the $20 if and only if you take your shirt off."
For stumped non-logicians, "if and only if" works out true when both sides are true (or false), and false when only one side is true. So in both cases, the rules require the victim to remove her shirt. |
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Metagami
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
16 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 11:46:39 AM
@Chimmeychang
He meant the question that he said he would ask in the first part of the sentence; this is why he used
"that question". |
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 TSMurphy
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
24 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 11:44:15 AM
Correct answer is Perhaps. |
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 henryhendrix
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
724 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 11:28:31 AM
Grammar Nazis ahoy. |
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 chimmeychang
Male, 30-39, Southern US
605 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 9:58:30 AM
"If i asked you to have sex with me" is not a stand alone question, you cant answer it in that form.It is all one question, as clever as it is.
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 lazerdude
Male, 13-17, Europe
222 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 9:37:57 AM
Great one. |
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 eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
710 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 4:48:47 AM
lol champion |
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 Ninabear3
Female, 18-29, Southern US
93 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 4:44:06 AM
what if the girl said "no" because the answer to the first question would be a "f@!k no!" ????
they are different answers... just sayin. |
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 GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
2567 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 3:30:40 AM
>Holly
At least afterwards. |
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 schvartzen
Male, 18-29, Europe
66 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 2:46:44 AM
I'm having this |
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 jaysunn
Male, 30-39, Europe
24 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 1:07:24 AM
Who cares? I just DID have sex!
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 jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
2474 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 11:57:19 PM
wait what? |
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 Holly69
Female, 18-29, Europe
253 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:25:14 PM
you're screwed if you do, you're screwed if you don't |
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 lilsheep
Male, 18-29, Western US
228 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:16:10 PM
this is so drating brilliant lol |
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 Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
3534 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:08:36 PM
Heads I win tails you lose. |
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 xbx214
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
566 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 9:55:09 PM
It dosnt the answer to the second question would be either "why are you asking" "something negitive for your penis" Or "no" |
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13loodyDove
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
8 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 9:13:42 PM
That doesn't even make sense. There's only 1 question. The first part which is meant to be a question is actually a sentence fragment. So yeah, It makes no sense. |
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LilJackanape
Female, 60-69, Eastern US
150 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 9:05:23 PM
im so confused i want to screw you right now |
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 Gortrok
Male, 18-29, Europe
779 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 9:01:30 PM
Maybe. |
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 W2
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
245 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 8:34:42 PM
Guess who's getting laid tonight?
Not you. |
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Ogre722
Male, 18-29, Canada
6 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 8:12:53 PM
logical operator win. |
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 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
4012 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 8:03:02 PM
"i just broke my brain"
Dumb broad. First off, it's only one question.
Second off...who the drat spreads her legs to anyone who uses pick-up lines?
Third off....Profit |
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 Same4Walls
Female, 18-29, Southern US
351 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 7:50:59 PM
Finally! My very first sex offer! Too bad the slut/man whore asked the entire internet world too...
does that still count?! |
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