 K0ttin_K0b
Female, 18-29, Western US
 98 Posts
|
Monday, December 06, 2010 12:36:01 AM
"Shoulda used one of those. Baby is due May 24th."
Yeah, maybe you should have you ungrateful little prick. |
|
 jaRv1s
Male, 18-29, Asia
27 Posts
|
Thursday, November 18, 2010 4:44:52 AM
brilliant |
|
 mosthead
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
96 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 11:54:32 PM
Shoulda used one of those. Baby is due May 24th. |
|
 ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
1838 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 10:07:42 PM
LOLZ |
|
 taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2493 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:06:57 PM
GOD... if Vader used one of those, we'd have been stuck with the prequels... No original Trilogy to give us a reason to LOVE the franchise. |
|
Darkhumour
Male, 18-29, Canada
258 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 7:55:12 PM
bonjour2010 just because the photo was taken in a shop in french and you noticed the paris bandanas doesn't mean it was photo shopped there is lost of english stuff in paris |
|
 Tommasso1618
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
204 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 5:18:57 PM
@bonjour2010
.....Who cares? |
|
 SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
2068 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 2:53:43 PM
lame |
|
 Wai-Yu
Female, 13-17, Canada
247 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 2:50:31 PM
*giggle* |
|
 MrHyde
Male, 18-29, Canada
483 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 1:48:00 PM
If Vader were immature:
Vader: "Luke, I F**ed your mother."
Luke: "NOOOOOOOOO!"
If Monty Python wrote Star Wars:
Vader: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
Luke: "'Tis but a scratch."
Vader: "A scratch? Your arm's off!"
Luke: "No it isn't."
Vader: "Well what's that then?"
Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
If Vader wore a condom:
Vader: "Luke, I am not your father"
Luke: "...huh? And?"
Vader: "Which means Obi-Wan is your father.".
Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" |
|
 bonjour2010
Female, 18-29, Southern US
24 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:46:42 PM
*Photoshopped* The original was in French! |
|
 Shadowkin
Male, 40-49, Western US
185 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:44:13 PM
Remove from packge before use. Not for use in rear thruster. Not light saber safe. |
|
 D3rAnG3d
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1603 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:43:34 PM
I see your schwartz is as big as mine. |
|
 Skabashas
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1244 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:40:51 PM
I feel like "novelty" and "contraception" should not mix. Ever. |
|
 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
26250 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:24:24 PM
Nocciolina "Harrison Ford is as hot as it gets"
Was |
|
 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23998 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:06:14 PM
Awesome! |
|
 i-am-ninja
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
141 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 11:16:51 AM
@Grizzzzzzzzz
Actually episodes 4,5, and 6 would have still happened cause vader wasnt supposed to be lukes dad in the original way george lucas made it |
|
 Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
1628 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 10:50:44 AM
F*cking brilliant.
And I agree with Thetas, Harrison Ford is as hot as it gets |
|
 Intaresting
Male, 18-29, Europe
812 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 10:37:43 AM
Luke, use the force
before intercourse. |
|
 AntPharm
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
931 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:26:18 AM
Use the force Luke |
|
 DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2677 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:55:20 AM
Ari-- That's right, girl. And I had a little 'hands solo" time after that dream, if you know what I mean ;) Haha |
|
 Ari--
Female, 18-29, Europe
119 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:29:59 AM
"Hans Solo" hahahaha |
|
 Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
1538 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:22:29 AM
"Wow. I just realized that I dreamt last night that I was Princess Leia, except I was more badass. And Hans Solo was hotter. Best dream ever."
Perhaps you don't understand, it doesn't get any hotter than Harrison Ford. |
|
 Grizzzzzzzzz
Male, 18-29, Europe
469 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:11:53 AM
>_> i hate being geeky... but...
"The Original Trilogy would never happen, the second Trilogy would still. Besides without Luke and Leia on the way, Vader would just raise to absolute power"
Surely if he had never got Padmé pregnant, she wouldn't have died in childbirth, the number one reason that he turned to the darkside in the attempt to save her from doing so.
She wouldn't die, he wouldn't have been tempted by the darkside, mace windu would have successfully captured the emperor as he wouldn't have been able to bargain with anakin.
Lesson to be learnt ladies and gents, condoms prevent entire wars. |
|
DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2677 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:07:50 AM
Wow. I just realized that I dreamt last night that I was Princess Leia, except I was more badass. And Hans Solo was hotter. Best dream ever. |
|
Back to Listing
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}