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Darth Vader: What If He Used One Of These [Pic]

Hits: 35257 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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K0ttin_K0b
Female, 18-29, Western US
 98 Posts
Monday, December 06, 2010 12:36:01 AM
"Shoulda used one of those. Baby is due May 24th."

Yeah, maybe you should have you ungrateful little prick.

jaRv1s
Male, 18-29, Asia
 27 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 4:44:52 AM
brilliant

mosthead
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 96 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 11:54:32 PM
Shoulda used one of those. Baby is due May 24th.

ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1838 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 10:07:42 PM
LOLZ

taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2633 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:06:57 PM
GOD... if Vader used one of those, we'd have been stuck with the prequels... No original Trilogy to give us a reason to LOVE the franchise.

Darkhumour
Male, 18-29, Canada
 258 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 7:55:12 PM
bonjour2010 just because the photo was taken in a shop in french and you noticed the paris bandanas doesn't mean it was photo shopped there is lost of english stuff in paris

Tommasso1618
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 204 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 5:18:57 PM
@bonjour2010

.....Who cares?

SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2068 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 2:53:43 PM
lame

Wai-Yu
Female, 13-17, Canada
 247 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 2:50:31 PM
*giggle*

MrHyde
Male, 18-29, Canada
 497 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 1:48:00 PM
If Vader were immature:
Vader: "Luke, I F**ed your mother."
Luke: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

If Monty Python wrote Star Wars:
Vader: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
Luke: "'Tis but a scratch."
Vader: "A scratch? Your arm's off!"
Luke: "No it isn't."
Vader: "Well what's that then?"
Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

If Vader wore a condom:
Vader: "Luke, I am not your father"
Luke: "...huh? And?"
Vader: "Which means Obi-Wan is your father.".
Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

bonjour2010
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 24 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:46:42 PM
*Photoshopped* The original was in French!

Shadowkin
Male, 40-49, Western US
 185 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:44:13 PM
Remove from packge before use. Not for use in rear thruster. Not light saber safe.

D3rAnG3d
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1603 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:43:34 PM
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

Skabashas
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1244 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:40:51 PM
I feel like "novelty" and "contraception" should not mix. Ever.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33697 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:24:24 PM
Nocciolina "Harrison Ford is as hot as it gets"


Was

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:06:14 PM
Awesome!

i-am-ninja
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 141 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 11:16:51 AM
@Grizzzzzzzzz

Actually episodes 4,5, and 6 would have still happened cause vader wasnt supposed to be lukes dad in the original way george lucas made it

Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1628 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 10:50:44 AM
F*cking brilliant.

And I agree with Thetas, Harrison Ford is as hot as it gets

Intaresting
Male, 18-29, Europe
 812 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 10:37:43 AM
Luke, use the force
before intercourse.

AntPharm
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 941 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:26:18 AM
Use the force Luke

DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2677 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:55:20 AM
Ari-- That's right, girl. And I had a little 'hands solo" time after that dream, if you know what I mean ;) Haha

Ari--
Female, 18-29, Europe
 119 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:29:59 AM
"Hans Solo" hahahaha

Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1552 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:22:29 AM
"Wow. I just realized that I dreamt last night that I was Princess Leia, except I was more badass. And Hans Solo was hotter. Best dream ever."

Perhaps you don't understand, it doesn't get any hotter than Harrison Ford.

Grizzzzzzzzz
Male, 18-29, Europe
 469 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:11:53 AM
>_> i hate being geeky... but...

"The Original Trilogy would never happen, the second Trilogy would still. Besides without Luke and Leia on the way, Vader would just raise to absolute power"

Surely if he had never got Padmé pregnant, she wouldn't have died in childbirth, the number one reason that he turned to the darkside in the attempt to save her from doing so.

She wouldn't die, he wouldn't have been tempted by the darkside, mace windu would have successfully captured the emperor as he wouldn't have been able to bargain with anakin.


Lesson to be learnt ladies and gents, condoms prevent entire wars.

DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2677 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:07:50 AM
Wow. I just realized that I dreamt last night that I was Princess Leia, except I was more badass. And Hans Solo was hotter. Best dream ever.

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