 8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5420 Posts
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Friday, December 17, 2010 9:25:20 AM
Wow haha XD |
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 ChainsawNbud
Male, 40-49, Southern US
714 Posts
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Thursday, November 11, 2010 4:48:24 AM
More like Ken and Barbie had been married for 4 or 5 years, in which time Barbie put on 200 pounds and did nothing all day but eat and buy things off QVC. Her constant complaining finally drove Ken into the big hairy arms of G.I. Joe, who recently got discharged from the Army and bought the old Victorian mansion down the street and turned it into a B & B. Barbie committed suicide a few years later. |
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 Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
1067 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:14:24 PM
swaywithme, you have far too much time on your hands. |
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 Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
2938 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 9:38:31 PM
More like Ken starts to have an affair with Skipper, Barbie's younger, hotter sister. Torn up from the loss of love in her marriage- Barbie turns to Ken's friend Brad. Discovering the affair, Ken divorces Barbie, who is rich from her various careers as a Doctor, a Lawyer, a Paratrooper and The President. Sadly, no prenup was signed and a broken, alone, barren Barbie (Brad skipped town after the money dried up) is forced to pay Ken alimony while he lives in her vacation home in sin with her sister. <=( Whomp whomp whooompp |
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 tatripp
Male, 18-29, Western US
1182 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 6:40:42 PM
not really funny |
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 pigsnout5
Female, 18-29, Western US
548 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 7:11:27 AM
i loled |
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 Rheaonon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
366 Posts
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010 2:03:27 AM
nope. not that funny or original |
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 ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
1838 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 10:26:06 PM
yea just ask hulk hogan, mel gibson, tiger woods and many many more lolz |
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 NotTHATbored
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1103 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:00:50 PM
Actually Barbie probably made more than Ken so she should have asked for a prenup... |
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 GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2900 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 7:16:41 PM
Ken doesn't even have any junk.....
What did she take? |
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 j12araiza
Male, 18-29, Western US
213 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 7:01:00 PM
@domisgood- haha :P burn.. |
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 shappy
Male, 18-29, Canada
758 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 6:39:28 PM
lol, ken balls... im a slave to trends |
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 lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
1271 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 5:36:52 PM
Ken has no balls. He never had any. |
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 W2
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
245 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 5:30:20 PM
She's all wrinkly and old now...
Ken's balls must be worth lots.
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 Arandanos
Female, 18-29, S. America
222 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 4:49:28 PM
Ken has balls? That's news to me O_O; |
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 domisgood
Male, 18-29, Europe
5786 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 3:04:39 PM
"That is such an old joke, wow!"
but like your mother...its still satisfying no matter how old it is. |
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 belunan
Male, 30-39, Western US
1511 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 1:46:28 PM
Divorce is when Ken gets his balls back from Barbie. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23996 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:05:57 PM
That is such an old joke, wow! |
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 mrbenn
Male, 30-39, Europe
58 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 11:19:41 AM
pinksocks: Any father who has a job in an office automatically forgets his children's birthdays. Haven't you seen the films? It's employment law or something |
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 cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6848 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 11:19:41 AM
pinksocks, im glad you your head is in the game. you saw passed the fluff and got to the heart of the matter. |
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 pinksocks
Female, 18-29, Europe
113 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:53:12 AM
what kind of father would forget his young daughter's birthday?! |
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 thephoenix27
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
47 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:25:45 AM
"She got the gold mine and I got the shaft!" |
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 dragosal
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1634 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:22:56 AM
i dont know i have been on both sides of the relationship i would prefer to maintain a house. it is much easier. though if both people have a job then it gets iffy |
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Hilding
Male, 18-29, Europe
6 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:12:37 AM
@dragosal:
Much more then they deserve?
Moreoften then not men are total dicks that let their wife take care of 95% of the household work, even if they both have jobs.
But good for you if your relationship is totally equal <-a rare thing! |
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 deadpulse
Female, 18-29, Europe
61 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:10:39 AM
DixxyRarr Ken has a smooth are so they probably divorced because he can't give Barbie the slut the loving she so desperatley wants. |
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