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New Toy Alert: The Divorce Barbie [Pic]

Hits: 31376 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: cobrakiller
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8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Friday, December 17, 2010 9:25:20 AM
Wow haha XD

ChainsawNbud
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 745 Posts
Thursday, November 11, 2010 4:48:24 AM
More like Ken and Barbie had been married for 4 or 5 years, in which time Barbie put on 200 pounds and did nothing all day but eat and buy things off QVC. Her constant complaining finally drove Ken into the big hairy arms of G.I. Joe, who recently got discharged from the Army and bought the old Victorian mansion down the street and turned it into a B & B. Barbie committed suicide a few years later.

Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1166 Posts
Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:14:24 PM
swaywithme, you have far too much time on your hands.

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3690 Posts
Wednesday, November 10, 2010 9:38:31 PM
More like Ken starts to have an affair with Skipper, Barbie's younger, hotter sister. Torn up from the loss of love in her marriage- Barbie turns to Ken's friend Brad. Discovering the affair, Ken divorces Barbie, who is rich from her various careers as a Doctor, a Lawyer, a Paratrooper and The President. Sadly, no prenup was signed and a broken, alone, barren Barbie (Brad skipped town after the money dried up) is forced to pay Ken alimony while he lives in her vacation home in sin with her sister. <=( Whomp whomp whooompp

tatripp
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1201 Posts
Wednesday, November 10, 2010 6:40:42 PM
not really funny

pigsnout5
Female, 18-29, Western US
 548 Posts
Wednesday, November 10, 2010 7:11:27 AM
i loled

Rheaonon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 366 Posts
Wednesday, November 10, 2010 2:03:27 AM
nope. not that funny or original

ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1838 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 10:26:06 PM
yea just ask hulk hogan, mel gibson, tiger woods and many many more lolz

NotTHATbored
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1103 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:00:50 PM
Actually Barbie probably made more than Ken so she should have asked for a prenup...

GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2900 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 7:16:41 PM
Ken doesn't even have any junk.....
What did she take?

j12araiza
Male, 18-29, Western US
 213 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 7:01:00 PM
@domisgood- haha :P burn..

shappy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 758 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 6:39:28 PM
lol, ken balls... im a slave to trends

lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1271 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 5:36:52 PM
Ken has no balls. He never had any.

W2
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 245 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 5:30:20 PM
She's all wrinkly and old now...

Ken's balls must be worth lots.

Arandanos
Female, 18-29, S. America
 222 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 4:49:28 PM
Ken has balls? That's news to me O_O;

domisgood
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5786 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 3:04:39 PM
"That is such an old joke, wow!"

but like your mother...its still satisfying no matter how old it is.

belunan
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1511 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 1:46:28 PM
Divorce is when Ken gets his balls back from Barbie.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24737 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 12:05:57 PM
That is such an old joke, wow!

mrbenn
Male, 30-39, Europe
 58 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 11:19:41 AM
pinksocks: Any father who has a job in an office automatically forgets his children's birthdays. Haven't you seen the films? It's employment law or something

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6950 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 11:19:41 AM
pinksocks, im glad you your head is in the game. you saw passed the fluff and got to the heart of the matter.

pinksocks
Female, 18-29, Europe
 113 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:53:12 AM
what kind of father would forget his young daughter's birthday?!

thephoenix27
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 47 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:25:45 AM
"She got the gold mine and I got the shaft!"

dragosal
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1634 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:22:56 AM
i dont know i have been on both sides of the relationship i would prefer to maintain a house. it is much easier. though if both people have a job then it gets iffy

Hilding
Male, 18-29, Europe
 6 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:12:37 AM
@dragosal:

Much more then they deserve?

Moreoften then not men are total dicks that let their wife take care of 95% of the household work, even if they both have jobs.
But good for you if your relationship is totally equal <-a rare thing!

deadpulse
Female, 18-29, Europe
 61 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:10:39 AM
DixxyRarr Ken has a smooth are so they probably divorced because he can't give Barbie the slut the loving she so desperatley wants.

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