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Jesus Will Protect The Diet Coke So Hands Off [Pic

Hits: 34872 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: domisgood
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8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Thursday, December 16, 2010 10:49:57 AM
YES!

Scr1bblz
Male, 13-17, Western US
 25 Posts
Sunday, November 07, 2010 4:39:57 PM
jesus is plotting your death in caffeinated drinks

unbanned
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1003 Posts
Saturday, November 06, 2010 8:15:37 PM
retard religeon

doinurmom
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 62 Posts
Friday, November 05, 2010 9:04:24 PM
BUDDY CHRIST!!!!!

draino123
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 593 Posts
Friday, November 05, 2010 7:17:23 AM
"WTF is a half-vegetarian?"

i think jim gaffigan is one. he claims hes a vegetarian but he eats some beef and pork. chicken too, but not fish cause thats disgusting!!!!

kingpong
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 640 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 3:13:26 PM
WTF is a half-vegetarian?

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24737 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 1:33:16 PM
Frat boys with there crazy ways!

Xerasia
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1340 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 1:02:02 PM
amen, Pooptart19!

margot138
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 323 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:55:45 AM
Too bad there probably will never be a Dogma 2 :(

Pheeshy5
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1316 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:12:34 AM
Pretty sure Buddy Christ wouldn't care, he just wants to have a good time.

sfcg
Male, 30-39, Western US
 795 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 11:08:07 AM
Jesus looks like he's doin the Fonz

"Eyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2677 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 9:24:38 AM
I love Buddy Christ. Dogma is one of my favorite movies :)

Pooptart19
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2301 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 8:38:19 AM
Meh, I don't even like Diet Coke. I'd just steal one anyway just as a real "F*ck you!" to Jesus.

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 7:59:06 AM
"Jesus would just keep pouring the same can of coke into 100 different cups and everyone would have some, also he would break in half two little debbies snack cakes and feed everyone too."

He'd actually probably be Vegan, or at least half vegetarian, but I love that visual of Jesus in an office kitchen. XD

"Come to me my children, and partake in the creamy filling."

"AMEN!"

FAKEBACON
Male, 18-29, Canada
 592 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 7:46:51 AM
Meh Jesus would just turn the Dite Coke into some tasty alcoholic beverage like he always does. Coke and Rum please

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 7:08:00 AM
Bazinga !

eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
 710 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 5:31:14 AM
Ima say the rightful owner of the dietic beverages posted the "Jesus is watching" sign, while someone else, probably the same someone else who stole above noted beverages in the first place, replied with the actual Jesus quote.

Rick_S
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3199 Posts
Thursday, November 04, 2010 5:18:30 AM
It's a mixed message, really. Jesus is watching you steal Diet Cokes, but then says if you're are thirsty, come to me and drink. So, which is it? If you're thirsty, come to Jesus and take a free Diet Coke, or Jesus is watching you steal these Diet Cokes?

Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2449 Posts
Wednesday, November 03, 2010 10:09:51 PM
Awesome idea

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26203 Posts
Wednesday, November 03, 2010 9:51:44 PM
Code Blue!
Code Blue!
Ready the shock panels!
*buzzz-zzap!*

Oooo, that didn't do his CPU any favours...
Nurse! Notify the lawyers! Time is... 11:50.

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Wednesday, November 03, 2010 9:48:12 PM
Ok Sanjana989..

Wait! What? Your website just unleashed a torrent of Trojan viruses onto my hard-drive! This will be my last message until the mods get around to banning your ass. While they're at it, they're welcome to delete this post along with it.

Slowly..

Fading..

Away..

Must..

Finish..

Po
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[End Transmission]

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26203 Posts
Wednesday, November 03, 2010 8:20:28 PM
That said, Buddy Christ is FUNNY! On so many levels!
(can't quote and link or I'd only have single posted, eh?)

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26203 Posts
Wednesday, November 03, 2010 8:17:27 PM
Jesus would just keep pouring the same can of coke into 100 different cups and everyone would have some, also he would break in half two little debbies snack cakes and feed everyone too.

Ack! Curses! @SmilinSam beat me to it, lolz! (and was funnier than mine would have been to boot!)

Please note that "Buddy Christ" does not actually represent the beliefs of Catholics, Christians or anyone except the late George Carlin, m-kay?

SuperOnion
Male, 18-29, Western US
 151 Posts
Wednesday, November 03, 2010 8:10:36 PM
Nice. John knows how to party

littlepete50
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1364 Posts
Wednesday, November 03, 2010 7:11:18 PM
fire with fire?

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