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Perfectly Factual Far-Left Protest Sign [Pic]

Hits: 41418 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Wednesday, December 15, 2010 3:01:40 PM
I like fig rolls :/

PfulHouse
Male, 30-39, Western US
 371 Posts
Sunday, November 07, 2010 4:23:58 AM
We have a fig tree 50' off the back of the house. Good breakfast!

Skillet89
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 72 Posts
Friday, November 05, 2010 1:37:31 PM
I actually looked at those verses, it actually IS about a fig tree, but it's Jesus, and nobody said they hated them. Athiests, hate me now for this comment.

dooflotchie
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 336 Posts
Wednesday, November 03, 2010 12:47:01 PM
I hate figs too. The last time I ate some fresh ones they made my stomach hurt so much I thought I was gonna pass out. It feels weird to agree with God on anything, but yeah...figs must die and be wiped from the face of the Earth forever.

SvampeBob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
Wednesday, November 03, 2010 4:19:34 AM
drat you religion for hating every thing that is fun like getting a monkey

jogger1
Male, 13-17, Canada
 148 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:32:49 PM
Dired figs must all be removed from existence. If you're going to eat a fig, eat it ripe!

kimkio
Female, 18-29, Europe
 967 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 7:37:10 PM
i used to hate figs when i was i child, idk why. maybe because of their thousands of crunchy seeds inside. the sweet, ripe, fresh ones are great. it must be deep purple on the outside and blood red on the inside and should be so ripe that it must have cracks on it.

then they taste sugary. very soft & delicious, yumm! ^_^

Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1628 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 7:28:57 PM
I hate them too

Chukwa
Male, 13-17, Canada
 30 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 7:16:23 PM
I've always liked eating figs.
Especially the dried variety.

Wai-Yu
Female, 13-17, Canada
 247 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 2:03:38 PM
I once ate a fig. It was the worst fruit I've ever eaten. They look so delicious when monkeys on tv eat them. It might've just been that they were half rotten, or I forgot to peel them, or they've been preserved for over a year to ship them from some tropical country, but still... I understand, God.

kittehdee29
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 803 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 12:50:00 PM
Fivezones, what I've gotten from your post is that you're a Muslim that is upset IAB is not making fun of Muslims and Islam, or that you still don't quite understand IAB after being here for so long.

The thing is, Muslims don't seem to get their panties in a bunch; they either ignore or make threats when they're made fun of. Christians, on the other hand, get all upset and whine and moan and then say the same things they've been saying forever, which IAB finds amusing.

almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 4278 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 11:57:09 AM
fivezones: Then the sign would say "Allah loves figs". Which doesn't make much sense as a parody of the WBC.
Nice to know you consider the WBC to be Christians though, at least you're not trotting out the No True Scotsman fallacy like so many people do.

I'm happy to poke fun at Islam, if it's funny or clever. Your attempt is neither.

Amurika
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 282 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 11:01:48 AM
fivezones.....that was the gayest poo i heard all day.

kthanks

Stormydreams
Female, 18-29, Australia
 161 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 10:58:01 AM
What's with the anti-cardboard box protest?

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3882 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 10:55:40 AM
He just hates when those little seeds get stuck in his teeth.

almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 4278 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 10:52:29 AM
Thanks Angilion :)

fivezones
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1028 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 10:47:15 AM
There is a chapter in the Quran named after the fig tree, and the fruit is also mentioned in Quran in many places. The Quran mentioned figs and then the Prophet Muhammad stated, "If I had to mention a fruit that descended from paradise, I would say this is it because the paradisiacal fruits do not have pits...eat from these fruits for they prevent hemorrhoids, prevent piles and help gout."
Wait, I forgot that IAB only makes fun of Christians because this website is full of cowards

bigkkm
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 98 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:59:39 AM
On the following day, when they came from Bethany, he was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to see whether perhaps he would find anything on it. When he came to it, he found nothing but leaves, for it was not the season for figs. He said to it, ‘May no one ever eat fruit from you again.’ And his disciples heard it.

pumba62
Male, 40-49, Canada
 944 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 7:42:47 AM
Apparently God hates figs because Adam And used the leaves to cover themselves when in the Garden of Eden.
Damn you fig trees for providing leaves so Eve gets cover her boobies....Damn you fig tree

obhwfgirl
Female, 18-29, Western US
 584 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 7:38:50 AM
With a little more red tape, you can also say that God hates pigs.

Which he obviously does because his chosen people cannot partake of the deliciousness of bacon. Mmmm....

Or maybe that just means pigs are god's favorite creation like the way Hindus revere cows.

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 7:29:18 AM
Im not a big fan aof the fig myself.

paddy215
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1672 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 5:01:16 AM
God only hates them because the only thing he doesn't actually know is how they get the figs in the fig rolls.

CptHaddock
Female, 18-29, Asia
 68 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 4:59:00 AM
So if you make fun of the whole "God hates fags"-thing you're far left?
Good to know.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12073 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 1:23:08 AM
but then i scrolled up and realized i'm a moron with too much time on my hands.

That's OK Bryant. We all are. That's why we're here.

bryantm3
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 169 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 1:14:40 AM
i was about to reply to this and say that i googled it, and all it talks about is figs, and maybe if you misread 'fig' as 'fag' that would be true, but then i scrolled up and realized i'm a moron with too much time on my hands.

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