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Constitution High School Expectations: Low [Pic]

Hits: 38990 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Wednesday, December 15, 2010 3:20:24 PM
At least they boast of bullturd then.

fivezones
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1028 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 10:49:04 AM
They dream of averageness

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 7:34:28 AM
Well there you go. And proud of it.

paddy215
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1666 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 5:04:03 AM
Now lets celebrate with some moderately priced champagne! WOOOOO!!!!

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 1:00:46 AM
>xavroche
Thank you for giving me a mission, here, on IAB: to keep Fatninja silent.

Although that goal will most likely be forgotten and/or ignored in five minutes.

Kougaiji
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 606 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 12:57:33 AM
postcount on a site trying to alleviate boredom isn't exactly something to brag about.

Probability(user needs something to do with his/her life) = postcount/(days since becoming a member) * (1 + age of poster/100).

From his profile, he's been a member for about 759 days and is 18-29 years old (let's take the average of that being 23 years)

so P = 9067/759 * 1.23 = 1469% chance that Faninja01 needs a life.

NotTHATbored
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1103 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 12:54:33 AM
I like this. They're not over selling themselves and they seem realistic with their expectations. Better to go for a little progress every year then a whole bunch at once and mess things up!

feiku
Female, 18-29, Western US
 530 Posts
Tuesday, November 02, 2010 12:36:58 AM
@xavroche
I think I could totally live without Fatninja's comments. They're not even thoughtful. Their focus is to up his post count and not anything else. Drives me nuts. D<

xavroche
Male, 30-39, Europe
 814 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 9:27:34 PM
"wut fatninja is annoying me. i hang around iab atleast as much as him and have been for a longer time, but his postrate is way high.... because he just keeps saying stuff like "haha wouldn't want to be that guy" and "wow lols at the fail!" or "that must have hurt a lot"

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!!!"

Don't hate, Fatninja's one liner in every link is basically the greatest constant in my life. As useless as some of them are (no offense) I feel like if they stopped I might have to shave my head, take a vow of silence, and rethink the meaning of human existence....

Corpsecrank
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 875 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 8:55:55 PM
I still laugh at the difference between eastern and western PA. They feel like 2 completely different worlds and are only like 6 hours apart.

1gr8slice
Male, 40-49, Western US
 365 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 8:26:32 PM
Still better than a whole lot of the schools in Arizona - most of them have a long way to go to reach "adequate" in anything.

OmgZelda
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1600 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 7:48:26 PM
Damn, I should have went there. I would have been Validic... Valadict... top of the class!!!

---

Should have GONE. And yes, you would've been top of the class.

slayer50515
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 990 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 7:20:44 PM
"Mahaloth....this is in Pennsylvania. Do you learn about geography in Michigan?"
I learned geography in Michigan and I can draw a world map from memory and label almost every country (excluding a few island nations). Thanks for discriminating.

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 6:13:26 PM
Wooooo!! We're numbe... adequate!!

Zaokii
Female, 18-29, Europe
 79 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 6:02:07 PM
At least they're honest.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2220 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 5:00:57 PM
Damn, I should have went there. I would have been Validic... Valadict... top of the class!!!

domisgood
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5786 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 4:44:06 PM
Adequate ftw

thummy11
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 25 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 4:39:31 PM
Mahaloth....this is in Pennsylvania. Do you learn about geography in Michigan?

thubanstar
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 803 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 4:03:36 PM
I'd love to go to one of their pep rallies. It probably has a nap time. : D

premierwondr
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 979 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 3:07:05 PM
Moosh do you need somebody to talk to?

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 2:45:46 PM
Adequate yearly progress in 2007, the retention rate was acceptable, standardized testing was about par for the course, the sports teams did ok, the marching band did a reasonably good job at the parade...

krazyfreak58
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 269 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 2:35:38 PM
moosh- you know. if you really wanted to kill yourself, there are much faster ways that dont include getting a diploma.

Mahaloth
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 141 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 2:25:22 PM
Adequate Yearly Progress is a term used by the state of Michigan for schools that are doing well.

It is a term that is filled with government language, but is actually quite impressive.

Moosh
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 196 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 2:16:17 PM
As I've grown up, my ambitions and expectations of myself have gone from a gleaming pillar of society to just wanting to pass my classes and get my damn degree already so I can get a job, buy a gun and shoot myself in the head.

It's life. At least Constitution isn't all jaded about it yet. Way to go guys.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11060 Posts
Monday, November 01, 2010 2:14:10 PM
Adequate is adequate. That's what it means. There's no point pretending that everyone and everything can be superb. Adequate progress is exactly what should be aimed for because if it's defined correctly then it's an achievable and sustainable improvement.

Besides, we don't know what the goals are, what degree of progress is deemed adequate and what situation the school was in before. We don't even know if this is a real school.

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