 shamille
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 834 Posts
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Saturday, November 20, 2010 5:36:11 AM
Hilarious how she initially accepts "Zionism"... haha |
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 PBZebras
Male, 18-29, Western US
208 Posts
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010 2:16:25 PM
best be ready babe, Im jacked up on rockstars an watching dudes on tapout |
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 Skabashas
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1244 Posts
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 6:19:14 PM
HAhahaha Did anybody notice the top part? I mean, c'mon! |
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 Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
1628 Posts
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 6:04:52 PM
Zionism? doesn't that has to do with Zion, the rastafari's version of heaven or something? |
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 xxEmo_kid_xx
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
206 Posts
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 4:48:01 PM
I don't get it? |
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 ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
1838 Posts
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 3:02:48 PM
lame |
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 AnImbroglio
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
839 Posts
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 1:55:47 PM
Oh, and the droid eris gets relatively close. Soonish = Selfish. |
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AnImbroglio
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
839 Posts
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 1:54:46 PM
xKiesix... I'm glad I wasn't the only one slightly disturbed by that. |
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 izzylovesian
Female, 18-29, Europe
86 Posts
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 12:57:59 PM
@ almightbob1 : im not so sure about that, im pretty sure i have had a couple males use that one on me at least once or twice, tho im not sure if they really meant it or not |
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 almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
4278 Posts
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 10:28:42 AM
I suspect this might be slightly set up. Nobody actually uses the phrase "you best be ready fo my dick". |
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 lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
3420 Posts
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 10:25:03 AM
Every time I put an x at the end of a message, my phone autocorrects it to "Xanadu". This literally happens to me all of the time. |
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 ElDavo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2168 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 9:10:04 PM
Maybe I could have sympathy for the guy if he didn't use fake words like "soonish". |
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 xKiesix
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
445 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 7:20:25 PM
I like how she's like.
"Oh. Okay. That's a totally reasonable response to what we were just talking about. I understand completely." |
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 den3jlb
Male, 18-29, Europe
174 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 7:13:00 PM
Why would you let it public ally known that you ask you're girlfriend if she's 'ready for my dick'. Unless he is simply referring to himself being one. |
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 hammerdrop
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
199 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 7:10:10 PM
people forget that it does "learn" words you spell often and doesn't correct them, thereby making it fairly easy to make these kind of pics possible...
also photoshop |
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 madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
6411 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 7:07:58 PM
This isn't Steve Jobs fault but it is a game app fail. This was the answer on my copy of Wheel Of Fortune:
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 MissTokyo
Female, 18-29, Europe
83 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 5:34:26 PM
No one mentions the 'you best be ready for my dick' part? for shame IMBers. |
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 daniellee_x
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
459 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 4:29:13 PM
my phone went with "snoopi" is everyone missing the "you best be ready fo my dick" ??? |
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 xtreme_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
1376 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 3:44:19 PM
Yeah babe, I'mma be home zionism. |
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 doodlydoo727
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
424 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 3:38:04 PM
@Ripper398 Wtf swype works great u just gotta give some time to remember words u like using
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8222 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 3:33:13 PM
"F*ckin Steve Jobs" lawl
"What's a steve jobs?" lmfao, win! |
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eggmaster
Male, 13-17, Southern US
60 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 2:52:13 PM
My friend asked me really liked the movie get him to the greek and when I went to see it he asked what movie I was in. I was going to say "In your movie :D" But instead typed "In your mom" I decided to keep it and send it to him, |
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 hyeonkim0805
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
669 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 2:28:28 PM
@CrystalKU
Nicesssssssssssssss~ |
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 CrystalKU
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
21 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 2:05:05 PM
Once, on of my nursing instructors texted me to ask if I needed any help with my assignment, I replied "I need a nap" but missed the space between a and nap, so good ol iphone corrected for me and told my instructor that "I need anal". |
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 D3rAnG3d
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1603 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 1:55:34 PM
What's a steve jobs? |
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