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What The Barista (Coffee Jerk) Thinks Of You [Pic]

Hits: 40471 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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megann_exoh
Female, 13-17, Europe
 693 Posts
Monday, October 18, 2010 3:28:14 AM
i order ice tea.. sorry mister barista.

Viggsy
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 180 Posts
Sunday, October 17, 2010 6:00:25 PM
Only funny part was the soccer mom's order, so so true.

sugarhyped
Female, 18-29, Western US
 327 Posts
Sunday, October 17, 2010 3:06:19 PM
People from india can make chai....

KoalaMeatPie
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2555 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 9:09:18 PM
@PranaDevil

Really? Gee, I wonder why coffee started a great cultural revolution then.

PranaDevil
Male, 18-29, Europe
 40 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 5:47:05 PM
British - Realize that coffee is drating awful, and wonder why the hell American's seem unable to make a cup of tea in these places, and so not bother to begin with.

pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 5:30:02 PM
lame

redspade
Male, 13-17, Canada
 150 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 5:10:36 PM
pumpkin spice latte all the way!

slab-of-rage
Male, 18-29, Europe
 779 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 4:13:41 PM
Emos... black tea... like my soul, yeah? But I won't drink it, I'll just stir it and stare as the swirling vortex of the dark water reminds me of my life and the meaningless non-importance of everything and everyone around me. I won't add milk or sugar because it has to be black... Black like my soul and bitter like my tears....

(actually, I'm not an emo, I'm more punk who likes a mocha-with-an-extra-shot who occaisionally asks the barista to surprise me with a nice syrup now and then.)

HKelch
Male, 30-39, Western US
 113 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 4:01:59 PM
i will streotype a barista... you are a coffee girl. Kind of like a waitress, but things are kept much simpler for you. Tip? Do you tip the fry guy at McD's?

TIMESWORDSMN
Male, 13-17, Western US
 304 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 3:28:05 PM
I like earl grey with two cubes myself.
Maybe a little cream if I feel like it.

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 9:35:03 AM
"I can't stand all these iced frappalappamochacaramacchiochino's... when there's more sugar based syrup and milk in the cup than coffee... its not coffee anymore."

Shhh! Careful! If you don't patent that frappalappamochacaramacchiochino's, starbucks will steal it!

Nodroger
Male, 18-29, Australia
 34 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 9:12:30 AM
Orange Mocha Frappuccino for me xD

JUGGALETTEx0
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1366 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 8:15:02 AM
@andynaylor "I've walked out of so many coffee joints when they've not been able to cope with

"Coffee Black, in cup... NO MILK, NO SUGAR, NO SYRUP... just coffee black... in a cup."

I can't stand all these iced frappalappamochacaramacchiochino's... when there's more sugar based syrup and milk in the cup than coffee... its not coffee anymore."

What coffee shops have you gone to that haven't been able to cope with serving you a black coffee? It sure as hell isn't starbucks because they have no problem serving someone just a cup of black coffee. When I hear people order something like that, they just get it and pay. They don't say anything. They don't give you poo for just ordering a black coffee.

Vindictive
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1079 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 6:40:06 AM
@Darkmuffin91

i know that's true because my best friend is black and that's all she ever orders. EVER.

and what about goths? :[

Darkmuffin91
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 5:29:15 AM
As a fellow barista, I wholeheartedly agree. You have no idea just how true this is... Also, black people LOVE Vanilla Bean Frappuccinos.

And yes, my job is overglorified. Get over it. A lot of girls love it and it helps me get through college to get a real job.

CrashCity
Male, 18-29, Western US
 31 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 4:19:08 AM
Italian barista my ass dont over glorify the job its just coffee

belunan
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1511 Posts
Saturday, October 16, 2010 12:33:17 AM
"Barista....yeah I'm italian and you losers hipsters that sling overpriced coffee at people, are not baristas.

Baristas in Italy are highly skilled and highly paid bartenders, that can make just about any drink, which just happens to include coffee related beverages."

I was in Italy a few years back and I went to a coffee bar for an espresso so I could compare Italian vs. American. The espresso wasn't any better or worse but the Italian one came with a side order of contempt. At least the Americans act like they want you there.

andynaylor
Male, 18-29, Europe
 241 Posts
Friday, October 15, 2010 11:29:17 PM
I've walked out of so many coffee joints when they've not been able to cope with

"Coffee Black, in cup... NO MILK, NO SUGAR, NO SYRUP... just coffee black... in a cup."

I can't stand all these iced frappalappamochacaramacchiochino's... when there's more sugar based syrup and milk in the cup than coffee... its not coffee anymore.

TDND
Male, 18-29, Western US
 45 Posts
Friday, October 15, 2010 11:04:49 PM
@spartan448 One thing I do want to point out. The company called us Baristas. We did not choose that title. In Italy the job title is different. Big Deal. Calling yourself by your given job title is hardly being a "self entitled douche bag".

TDND
Male, 18-29, Western US
 45 Posts
Friday, October 15, 2010 11:01:16 PM
I've really never understood the hate for Starbucks and the hate for Baristas is new to me. 1. I was not a coffee monkey. I did a job that paid me and had great health benefits. 2. Why do you think you're better than a Barista just because you aren't one? 3. Most employees of coffee shops are going to school or just starting out in the working world. And lastly if you don't like it get the f*ck out. Trust me no one will miss you.

spartan448
Male, 18-29, Canada
 46 Posts
Friday, October 15, 2010 10:55:03 PM
Barista....yeah I'm italian and you losers hipsters that sling overpriced coffee at people, are not baristas.

Baristas in Italy are highly skilled and highly paid bartenders, that can make just about any drink, which just happens to include coffee related beverages.

If you work for minimum wage @ Starbucks, you are not a Barista, not even a little bit. You are in fact no better than someone that works at any fast food joint, so get over yourselves, last thing we need is another generation of self entitled douchebags, trying to make themselves sound more important than they are.


Ozmose
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 441 Posts
Friday, October 15, 2010 10:25:59 PM
This made me want a butterscotch latte.

coedog
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 256 Posts
Friday, October 15, 2010 9:47:30 PM
@mykunter: Mechanic? Really? Get over yourself. You're half a step above service station attendant. There's nothing wrong with being a barista.

bomb_tom
Male, 18-29, Canada
 518 Posts
Friday, October 15, 2010 9:36:26 PM
cute but not "awwww" cute. 2 stars.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2257 Posts
Friday, October 15, 2010 9:26:59 PM
I'm an automobile technician (mechanic). Coffee is disgusting. I drink Coke, or sometimes Red Bull. If I'm feeling froggy I'll extract the propylhexedrine from a Benzedrex nasal inhaler. Could go for a gacker of Bolivian marching powder. Barista? Really? Get over yourself. You're a half step above working the fryer.

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