 cynic04
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 87 Posts
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012 1:25:33 PM
I mean.. Part of me wonders how old this kid was, and maybe perhaps he has problems...'
but another part of me thinks it is absolutely genius and hilarious. |
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 obeydarklord
Male, 18-29, Western US
1364 Posts
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010 11:48:53 PM
after reading your comments, i feel bad that little of you have a sense of humor. that kid did the best report i've ever seen and if i was his teacher, i would give him an F also, but i would give him some options as to how he could express his creativity in a more appropriate setting. if he ends up flipping burgers and salting fries as a certain fat girl predicted (don't worry, kevin doesn't even know you exist, hate him all you want) then i see that as failure on the educational system, for this kid has potential. |
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obeydarklord
Male, 18-29, Western US
1364 Posts
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010 11:36:26 PM
The "f" he got stood for farking awesome. |
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 ShakeNBake
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
266 Posts
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Saturday, October 23, 2010 8:11:50 PM
find this kid and crown him king of the internetz |
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 SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
3603 Posts
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010 7:14:15 PM
awesome... reminds me of a report i turned in in middle school that said the one thing i was looking forward to this summer is not coming to school where i have to be on the lookout for "clubby five-iron" (because our principle had recently been accused of beating his wife with a golf club... seriously...) |
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 SumRandom1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
795 Posts
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010 8:21:47 AM
good for the kid, he will probably become a blogger and make millions off that, who says our current education system does not teach kids how to think |
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 the-x-ray
Male, 30-39, Europe
84 Posts
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010 6:40:57 AM
the system is like this: when you have NO IDEA and know you're going to get 0 points, DO IT. i did it, too. |
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the-x-ray
Male, 30-39, Europe
84 Posts
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010 6:40:17 AM
and it's a lot of fun just writing what you really think about it, even if you exaggerate a little :) |
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the-x-ray
Male, 30-39, Europe
84 Posts
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010 6:39:23 AM
@ danky: teachers really do correct ALL that you wrote and correct even typing errors. believe me. i know it and was surprised everytime. i had a good laugh about the correction sentences every time :) i guess teachers really do have fun correcting such exams. |
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the-x-ray
Male, 30-39, Europe
84 Posts
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010 6:38:01 AM
reminds me of the stuff i wrote in school, ALWAYS got 0 points. :) and made my high school exams and diploma at a different school. the first school didnt deserve me. |
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 CVizzle
Male, 18-29, Western US
75 Posts
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Monday, October 18, 2010 10:21:17 PM
Can anyone translate what the "teacher" wrote down on the papers? |
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 danky
Male, 18-29, Western US
559 Posts
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Monday, October 18, 2010 12:47:49 PM
A teacher wouldn't read through the entire thing, grading it all, and wouldn't return it to the student. Maybe the parents.
It would have been funnier without the fake grading. |
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 Pheeshy5
Male, 18-29, Western US
1316 Posts
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Monday, October 18, 2010 8:28:15 AM
That kid has some cojones to turn that in. I thought it was hilarious. |
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 rncotton
Male, 30-39, Southern US
387 Posts
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Monday, October 18, 2010 7:30:12 AM
Nice try, kid. |
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 Fated
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
58 Posts
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Monday, October 18, 2010 6:45:10 AM
As much as we do need people for menial labour jobs, we also need people that are willing to say what they think regardless of social accpetance.
The fact that I can laugh at stuff like this is reassuring. It means I'm not taking myself too seriously yet. When it comes to this life, you shouldn't take things too seriously, it always ends, it's just more fun if you can laugh about it.
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Nodroger
Male, 18-29, Australia
34 Posts
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Monday, October 18, 2010 6:15:24 AM
i havent read lord of the flies, and now im not gonna, thats the version i will always remember xD |
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 TR-Wolf
Male, 18-29, Europe
1565 Posts
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Monday, October 18, 2010 5:10:06 AM
Why do teachers always have such unreadable handwriting? |
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 Weakmonkey
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
190 Posts
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Sunday, October 17, 2010 10:29:56 PM
I dont get why the teacher bothered grading half of it. And I agree that it isnt clever. The profanity and complete lack of intelligence shines through. There are clever ways of doing this, and this kid does not pull it off. Sounds like a moron, but as ihatekevin says, we need people like this, because who else is going to flip the burgers. |
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 Djer
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
843 Posts
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Sunday, October 17, 2010 10:07:39 PM
...Mark Twain didn't write Lord of the Flies. William Golding did. This paper doesn't deserve "mad props," nor is it "epic." It's a stupid pile of garbage that a half-assed high school delinquent wrote because he couldn't be bothered to use his brain for anything other than coming up with 100 different sexual references, much less writing a coherent and intelligent 6-page paper.
And people wonder why America is falling behind the curve when it comes to education... |
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 ihatekevin
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
165 Posts
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Sunday, October 17, 2010 9:19:27 PM
I love that it says "this paper was funny but very inappropriate". I also don't know why some people are getting their panties in a bunch about this. We all need someone to flip our burgers and salt our fries, at least they'll do it with a sense of humor.
Plus, if it IS a fake, who cares? Still funny. |
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hazeofwar
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
213 Posts
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Sunday, October 17, 2010 8:50:20 PM
If he doesn't care let him not care. It's hilarious for me! |
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 GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2900 Posts
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Sunday, October 17, 2010 8:39:25 PM
Why did they give him an F?
The only thing that would make this better would be if I could read what the f*cking teacher wrote on his paper. |
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 Finwicket
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
373 Posts
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Sunday, October 17, 2010 8:30:44 PM
He needs more profanity and sexual references! |
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 gamerdude94
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
406 Posts
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Sunday, October 17, 2010 8:16:18 PM
I like how the teacher bothed writing down "sp" next to "pedephile." |
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 DeanoBoz
Male, 40-49, Canada
195 Posts
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Sunday, October 17, 2010 7:17:32 PM
It's all funny until you end up in juvie. |
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