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Chad Just Doesn't Get Pie Eating Contests [Pic]

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meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Friday, October 15, 2010 1:50:51 PM
He is just in it for the free pie.

Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1166 Posts
Thursday, October 14, 2010 11:23:16 PM
In Canada, pie is commonly used as slang for vagina; cherry pie being a virgin vagina. However, my chums and I are working on shifting the slang term over to, "caaaaaaaaake" (said in a suggestive moan). It is slowly catching on.

PBZebras
Male, 18-29, Western US
 208 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 8:03:42 PM
anyone else hate cherry pie?

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24505 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 5:25:46 PM
Cool! Free food!

HWNS08
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 23 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 1:19:26 PM
To HamMan1:

*points*
Haha, is funny because "pie" is also slang for a vagina! Haha, you funny!

Luniz82
Male, 18-29, Western US
 590 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 7:01:47 AM
Easy way to get some free pie. You dont have to win just eat your dessert in peace.

BoredFrank
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1979 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 6:46:12 AM
I admire Chad's restraint. He alone has managed to maintain an air of dignity at what is inherently an undignified event. Good for you, Chad!

HamMan1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 10 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 5:48:25 AM
personally i love sticking my face in a good pie, but not if its food though

sidewyz8
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 848 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 5:44:52 AM
Nah, he's just so far ahead of everyone he doesn't have to rush

beccab86
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 349 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 5:33:01 AM
@zeegrr
My sentiments exactly. It's free pie - why rush it?

paddy215
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1672 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 5:27:01 AM
"I knew it! Chad is black! No wonder he's so dumb"

Yep, the one not humiliating themselves in public is dumb. By the way, dumb means unable to speak, and since his face is the only one not pressed up against a pie I would imagine that he is the only person in the contest who isn't actually at least temporarily "dumb".

kairobert
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1634 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 4:37:52 AM
"I knew it! Chad is black! No wonder he's so dumb"

I think you meant to say:

The person who doesn't stick his face in the pie is by chance a man with dark skin.

KingDragon
Female, 18-29, Europe
 154 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:38:48 AM
whelp, in a no hands pie contest it's sure as hell the most dignified and significantly reduces the risk of pie in the eye.

eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
 710 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:35:24 AM
well you wouldn't expect one of those type of people to play by the rules, would you? I mean look, none of the other contestants are like him, and they're all playing nicely, him and his kind are ruining games everywhere for everyone. No one's even paying him any attention, which is as it should be, because his kind don't deserve it.

What? Wait, what? Oh, you thought I meant- oh, geez, how awkward. No, it's not that. He has glasses.

blazephemist
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 21 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:23:03 AM
i chuckled

zeegrr
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 140 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 2:19:05 AM
Chad was smart enough to get free pie. go Chad!

Kane132
Male, 18-29, Europe
 376 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 1:36:44 AM
I knew it! Chad is black! No wonder he's so dumb

DeathToLems
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1446 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 12:54:24 AM
he thought it said FREE pie eating contest

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 12:52:30 AM
lol awesome

SvampeBob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 12:27:03 AM
that's what I would do too

I-IS-BORED
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2432 Posts
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 11:18:16 PM
based on everybody else, the contest was also to eat it without using your hands

ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1838 Posts
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 10:56:13 PM
LOL

kralmir
Male, 18-29, Europe
 351 Posts
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 9:55:26 PM
hey, FREE PIE.

I'd do the same thing as this guy, he got his free pie, no need to actually waste it trying to win this competition.

im_smart
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 100 Posts
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 9:38:07 PM
WHITE PEOPLE IS CRAZY

Prejudiced
Female, 18-29, Australia
 250 Posts
Tuesday, October 12, 2010 9:25:51 PM
Looks like something I'd do. Enter pie eating contest, get a free meal!

Yes, being a student makes you desperate.

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