 thecoolhair
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 101 Posts
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Tuesday, November 09, 2010 6:56:15 PM
@below
lol wat |
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 fatesky2006
Female, 18-29, Asia
1 Posts
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Thursday, October 21, 2010 12:54:26 AM
Beijing Fortune Cookies Co.Ltd is the unique and biggest fortune cookie manufacture in china and abroad. We have a wide variety of fortune cookies, competitive price and good quality,all of this used high quality materials,and can costomize the packaging,message,flavor,and colors with your offers.hope we can become your quality supplier. |
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 meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
6716 Posts
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Monday, October 18, 2010 2:18:04 PM
Well hello. |
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 eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
710 Posts
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010 5:01:07 AM
well i don't remember your dad being there, but i had a great weekend with her! |
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 ruthless1990
Female, 18-29, Europe
2990 Posts
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Monday, October 11, 2010 1:32:52 PM
oh lol |
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 DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2677 Posts
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Monday, October 11, 2010 12:40:04 PM
Nice. |
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 mithraela
Female, 18-29, Western US
536 Posts
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Monday, October 11, 2010 3:07:26 AM
By the way, how did imdb know my mom is a whore? Creepy. |
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mithraela
Female, 18-29, Western US
536 Posts
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Monday, October 11, 2010 3:06:31 AM
I have a fortune cookie fortune on my office door that says "God will give you everything you want." Why tempt the fates by ignoring this schit? I do want many things. |
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 LouDogg
Female, 13-17, Western US
315 Posts
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Sunday, October 10, 2010 3:31:13 PM
in bed |
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 ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
1838 Posts
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Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:40:22 PM
lol nice |
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 Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
1628 Posts
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Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:09:53 PM
It's your lucky day, f*cker! |
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 Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2449 Posts
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Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:01:43 PM
It is talking about anal. |
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 Arvz
Male, 18-29, Canada
235 Posts
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Sunday, October 10, 2010 7:28:24 AM
Fortune cookies sales rose 200% after people realized that they secretly hid sexual innuendos. |
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 Gentle-Tramp
Male, 13-17, Europe
502 Posts
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Sunday, October 10, 2010 3:18:06 AM
thats so gross! |
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 Finwicket
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
373 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 11:44:06 PM
Confucius says you like butt sex |
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 Krowley
Male, 30-39, Western US
512 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 11:09:50 PM
I hate modern fortune cookies!!
That is not a "fortune"!
It's just a bit of "wisdom"!
A true fortune would've said: "There's a buttf*$#ing in your future." |
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 Vi
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
52 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 7:48:42 PM
*facepalm* |
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PTPete
Female, 30-39, Western US
1207 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 5:56:16 PM
lame. |
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 KeithStone
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
30 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 5:52:23 PM
Hedanito...hahaha its funny cuz its like anal sex lol. you made me laugh man thank you. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23996 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:50:54 PM
not funny if you take it literal! |
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 ShadowMoses
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
257 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:45:20 PM
HA, I'm so trying that with my eventual wife. |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8149 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:27:37 PM
meh. |
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Hedanito
Male, 18-29, Europe
401 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 2:58:27 PM
It is funny because it's like anal sex! |
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 Shanir
Male, 18-29, Europe
1064 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 2:34:58 PM
So unfunny yawn |
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 gchimmel
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
595 Posts
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Saturday, October 09, 2010 2:26:49 PM
in bed |
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