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The Fortune Cookie Your Mom Got Last Night [Pic]

Hits: 38097 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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thecoolhair
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 101 Posts
Tuesday, November 09, 2010 6:56:15 PM
@below
lol wat

fatesky2006
Female, 18-29, Asia
 1 Posts
Thursday, October 21, 2010 12:54:26 AM
Beijing Fortune Cookies Co.Ltd is the unique and biggest fortune cookie manufacture in china and abroad. We have a wide variety of fortune cookies, competitive price and good quality,all of this used high quality materials,and can costomize the packaging,message,flavor,and colors with your offers.hope we can become your quality supplier.

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, October 18, 2010 2:18:04 PM
Well hello.

eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
 710 Posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010 5:01:07 AM
well i don't remember your dad being there, but i had a great weekend with her!

ruthless1990
Female, 18-29, Europe
 3016 Posts
Monday, October 11, 2010 1:32:52 PM
oh lol

DixxyRarr
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2677 Posts
Monday, October 11, 2010 12:40:04 PM
Nice.

mithraela
Female, 18-29, Western US
 536 Posts
Monday, October 11, 2010 3:07:26 AM
By the way, how did imdb know my mom is a whore? Creepy.

mithraela
Female, 18-29, Western US
 536 Posts
Monday, October 11, 2010 3:06:31 AM
I have a fortune cookie fortune on my office door that says "God will give you everything you want." Why tempt the fates by ignoring this schit? I do want many things.

LouDogg
Female, 13-17, Western US
 315 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 3:31:13 PM
in bed

ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1838 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:40:22 PM
lol nice

Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1628 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:09:53 PM
It's your lucky day, f*cker!

Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2449 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:01:43 PM
It is talking about anal.

Arvz
Male, 18-29, Canada
 235 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 7:28:24 AM
Fortune cookies sales rose 200% after people realized that they secretly hid sexual innuendos.

Gentle-Tramp
Male, 13-17, Europe
 502 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 3:18:06 AM
thats so gross!

Finwicket
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 373 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 11:44:06 PM
Confucius says you like butt sex

Krowley
Male, 30-39, Western US
 681 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 11:09:50 PM
I hate modern fortune cookies!!

That is not a "fortune"!

It's just a bit of "wisdom"!

A true fortune would've said: "There's a buttf*$#ing in your future."

Vi
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 52 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 7:48:42 PM
*facepalm*

PTPete
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1244 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 5:56:16 PM
lame.

KeithStone
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 30 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 5:52:23 PM
Hedanito...hahaha its funny cuz its like anal sex lol. you made me laugh man thank you.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24489 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:50:54 PM
not funny if you take it literal!

ShadowMoses
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 257 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:45:20 PM
HA, I'm so trying that with my eventual wife.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8834 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 3:27:37 PM
meh.

Hedanito
Male, 18-29, Europe
 401 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 2:58:27 PM
It is funny because it's like anal sex!

Shanir
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1073 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 2:34:58 PM
So unfunny yawn

gchimmel
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 595 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 2:26:49 PM
in bed

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