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Go Green or We'll Kill Your Kids!

Hits: 14436 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: Chinchilla9
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Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 65 Posts
Thursday, October 14, 2010 8:54:18 AM
Relying on people's promises to cut carbon emissions isn't enough; even if they do it, the people who don't might upset the balance, and so must be killed, which permanently cuts some carbon emissions. Effective. But whoever posted this completely missed the point.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 208 Posts
Monday, October 11, 2010 9:29:05 PM
i personally didn't know about this thingy, an if i did i wouldn't have done it. sides, the green crazy dude'll just pick up my slack

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 712 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 9:29:26 PM
Okay so all those people saving energy and cutting carbon emissions...well it seems to defeat the purpose if you're just going to use explosives isn't it?

I seem to remember a course in biology and the textbooks we'd studied had said this crazy thing like vegetation (you know...trees and stuff) breathe in carbon dioxide and then exhale oxygen.

I know...nuts isn't it?

Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 3:33:28 PM
"I actually can't wait until the next ice age, hopefully I have my top secret bunker ready by then, so when Yellowstone erupts, I can hide in it and keep warm, mwahahaha. With your wife and foods!"

Dude, trust me, you'd be safer with Yellowstone...

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1838 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 3:07:24 PM
tottenham hell yea!

Male, 30-39, Canada
 660 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 6:21:22 AM
I laughed, really hard too.

Myself, I don't see any reason not to try and reduce carbon emissions. Not like it'll hurt the environment. Cost a bit more money, perhaps, still, so what?

Honestly, I don't believe that the environment is doomed. Sure if you look at the environment on a micro scale, yeah, we're trashing it. From the macro however, this has happened before, it'll happen again. That's why we have an O2 rich atmosphere. Bacteria who breathed in methane and exhaled O2 literally poisoned their atmosphere, and voila!

Still, it's no reason not to try and be good to our mother.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2886 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:47:17 AM
Oh and if a frichen astroid can collide into the Earth, killing the dinosaurs, and the planet can still thrive, what hope does mere men have at destroying it?

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2886 Posts
Sunday, October 10, 2010 12:42:08 AM
I'll do my part! I'll hold my breath for a time period of five minutes throughout the day! Not at one time, mind you. 30 seconds here, a minute there.

No but seriously, we are going through a warming process, however that is not predicting a future where everyone is on fire, no, this is a pattern associated with an ice age! The Earth shall go into a period of rapid cooling within the next millennia.

Oh, and carbon is the base of life on Earth. No carbon means no plants. And the fact that there is only 4 parts per million of carbon in the atmosphere. If people were air, that would mean 24,000 people would be carbon.

Male, 13-17, Western US
 23 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 12:06:35 PM
hahaha YEAH! take that boring people!

Female, 30-39, Western US
 25 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 11:59:44 AM
Ugh. I wish we can give negative rating on IAB, or a dislike button like youtube.

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 498 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 11:46:08 AM
If you are actually offended by this then you really need to get the sand out of your vagina. I didn't do anything for this 10:10 business but I thought this was pretty funny and at least it has people talking about it...which is kinda the point.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3934 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 10:39:25 AM
that was just retarded and offense....like this comment....


Female, 18-29, Australia
 117 Posts
Saturday, October 09, 2010 1:08:35 AM
ewwww there was a clump of scalp and hair sliding down the glass at the very end

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 10:27:09 PM
Seeing this commercial makes me realize "10:10" = "load of pricks".

Male, 18-29, Australia
 276 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 10:18:15 PM
I'm going to set fire to a stack of tyres and chainsaw a few forests just out of spite for this offensive pile of crap.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 414 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 9:29:45 PM
Good stuff.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 6:34:37 PM
Oh, by the way... China now pollutes more than the USA.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 6:32:58 PM
I can't decided if this is some sort of parody or if it's an actual PSA

Male, 18-29, Canada
 160 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 6:15:47 PM

Male, 30-39, Australia
 25197 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 5:09:36 PM
Wow, that was terrible

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 221 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 5:01:38 PM
The only thing I really liked about it was Radiohead near the end. Other than that.... meh

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 153 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 3:12:39 PM
Screw this emissions crap. Who's working on Zombie Cooling??? I can help!

Male, 18-29, Western US
 447 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 2:52:31 PM
Eh. You know. It isn't really that off of a message... if we don't do something quick... well... we're not going to last that much longer...

Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 2:51:48 PM
wtf global warming is just stupid!
"This cooling has already killed hundreds of thousands of people. If it continues and no strong action is taken, it will cause world famine, world chaos and world war, and this could all come about before the year 2000."
Lowell Ponte (1976)

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 5167 Posts
Friday, October 08, 2010 2:35:48 PM
Yeah, I don't buy into the whole "going green" nonsense. In fact, I make it a point to cut down trees whenever I do something that could be considered "green."

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