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All I-A-B Guys: Be Seen Reading This Book [Pic]

Hits: 37499 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 917 Posts
Thursday, September 23, 2010 5:33:28 PM
AnInsomniac: then you've never been with a guy with a REALLY small penis; the only skill he has is with his tongue.

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Friday, September 17, 2010 7:50:04 AM
...dunno. Wrap around your body like a Sayian?

bree416
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 267 Posts
Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:52:54 AM
@whocares3725

ahahaha- thats what i was thinking

cornflakegrl
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 205 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 10:21:30 PM
The second author is a Reverend?

AnInsomniac
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 322 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:36:53 PM
As in all things, skill > size.

whocares3725
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 310 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:49:32 PM
By golly...you're a tripod.

NotTHATbored
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1103 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 4:42:35 PM
You do realize size doesn't really matter... unless you're a whore.

Actually I'm pretty sure it does matter to most women. That's why male humans have evolved such a large penis compared to their body size, because women prefer it and select it more often. That said I don't think size is a big problem unless your really small and competely unskilled.

xxxveganxxx
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 382 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 4:14:13 PM
Actually a pretty in-depth book... (get it? >.<)

OmgZelda
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1600 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 2:44:37 PM
The Ladies dont like it when you bang into their cervix.

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Actually, there are some women who enjoy having their cervix stimulated. I would be one of them.

netro
Male, 18-29, Canada
 139 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 12:37:47 PM
@Miss_Jenny

If you're serious and doing it as a gag gift (pun intended) then make sure it's at least a little (haha another pun) above average, because it could be construed as an insult.

Akeer
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 12:16:47 PM
Having a huge one is not much fun. You can't wear shorts, you have to be VERY careful whenyou sit down, most women who see it for the first time reply something like "Get that thing away from me." and when you DO have a Lady friend willing to try, it hurts them AND is very uncomfortable. The Ladies dont like it when you bang into their cervix. Having a huge one is NOT all it's cracked up to be.

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3160 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:20:57 AM
Nice title if you want to sell a lousy book.

Miss_Jenny
Female, 18-29, Europe
 31 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:18:07 AM
Where do I get one and would it make a good xmas present for my BF?

lazerdude
Male, 13-17, Europe
 222 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:00:07 AM
@ FBGM, its plenty. I'm with just about everyone else on this. How is that a problem?

beccab86
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 349 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 8:34:11 AM
You do realize size doesn't really matter... unless you're a whore.

It is a good conversation starter though, as I suppose a book (pamphlet) entitled "HOW TO LIVE WITH A NORMAL SIZED PENIS" would be.

GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2900 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 4:49:19 AM
I can see how that would be a problem.........(not)

eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
 710 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 2:03:10 AM
the problem is, most people will only glance at a book someone is reading, and will read "HUGE PENIS". That could lead to all the wrong assumptions.

paddyt07
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1064 Posts
Wednesday, September 15, 2010 1:55:57 AM
@Fatninja01,
Who reads in a club?! I think that would be a little bit too obvious?

FBGM
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 9 Posts
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 9:21:19 PM
I don't think anyone would see having "too much" as a problem. Either you are getting plenty of chicks or doing porn making planty of money.

PsychGeek
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1813 Posts
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 7:45:43 PM
I love how a reverend co-wrote the book :D

NotTHATbored
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1103 Posts
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 7:00:08 PM
Mh, I like how it's bright red to draw attention!

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 6:51:59 PM
Thats the book you have to walk around with or read in a club :)

twigglepuff
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 71 Posts
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 5:41:34 PM
The little logo of the guy reminds me of that episode on Family Guy
"Holy crap, Chris! What's wrong with your leg? Oh My God!!!"

Jui37
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 463 Posts
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 3:25:14 PM
Oh I read a bunch of it also. Best part was the glossary :)

TheSharpest
Male, 18-29, S. America
 1774 Posts
Tuesday, September 14, 2010 2:45:58 PM
I bet the book is just a bunch of blank pages. Guys just buy it to be seen reading it.

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