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The Future Of Medical Care [Pic]

Hits: 39067 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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mwest1112
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 150 Posts
Sunday, September 12, 2010 10:18:48 AM
what if it malfunctions and kills somebody? Stupid...

DetructiveET
Female, 18-29, Africa
 17 Posts
Saturday, September 11, 2010 5:45:03 PM
and what after the diagnosis just gonna tell her the bad news and leave?

Almighty_Jew
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 104 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 11:37:39 AM
Yeah, the Emergency Department of a hospital in my area has one. They refer to it as the "mobile Neurologist".

MensRea
Male, 18-29, Asia
 55 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 7:52:26 AM
It even holds your hand while you die alone.

mvangild
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 528 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 5:25:10 AM
Max Headroom got his medical license? "Here. T-t-t-t-take two aspirin, and c-c-c-call me in the m-m-m-m-morning."

aseirinn
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 879 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 4:03:54 AM
whats wrong with sicialised health care?...Some countries in Europe have banned private health care on moral grounds

Salted_Eggs
Male, 18-29, Western US
 773 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 11:01:43 PM
Is this a reference to a video game?
I think it is.

Justeazy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 137 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 7:49:55 PM
Totally setup.
Reminds me of that episode of the Outer Limits episode with "George". *shivers*

zombieland
Male, 18-29, Canada
 420 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 6:08:33 PM
why is it wearing a smock?!?!

xxxveganxxx
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 382 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 4:09:42 PM
@555geo666 This is not 4chan >:0

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24744 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 4:00:54 PM
such an old phone and an old cencept! 2 much risk for mis diagnoses right now so people have chosen against it

matrixie
Female, 18-29, Europe
 821 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 3:32:12 PM
Corpse bomb?

555geo666
Male, 18-29, Europe
 23 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 3:30:20 PM
rule 34

slab-of-rage
Male, 18-29, Europe
 779 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 2:34:55 PM
EUTHENASIABOT 3000 - READY FOR ACTION

GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2900 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 1:38:50 PM
Uhhhhhhh,
Pretty cool I guess.............

abby0315
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 946 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 1:26:08 PM
How will it give CPR?

McDuff73
Male, 30-39, Europe
 739 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 12:28:03 PM
maybe you should work on your patience then

MrPeabody
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1795 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 12:11:40 PM
"The 18-week referral to treatment pathway is about improving
patients’ experience of the NHS - ensuring all patients receive high
quality elective care without any unnecessary delay. The term ‘18
weeks’ applies to pathways that do or might involve consultant-led
care, setting a maximum time of 18 weeks from the point of initial
referral up to the start of any treatment necessary for all patients,
where it is clinically appropriate and where patients consent to it."

I understand that you think waiting 18 weeks is an improvement (vs 6 to 18 months as you have been accustomed to), but under normal circumstances it would be very rare and mind boggling for anyone here to wait that long for a surgery elective or not.

wheresmyskul
Male, 40-49, Western US
 248 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 12:05:04 PM
Nice one, CodeJockey! Laughing...

handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
 2402 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 11:42:28 AM
Just leave me alone and let me die. The human factor is gone.

AtlasOtus
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 413 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 11:19:29 AM
i bet you it's max speed is 10 mphs

Wildcats2008
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 237 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 11:08:14 AM
I think socialized medicine does (for the most part) work in SMALLER populations. The reason police departments, fire departments, libraries, etc. work is because they are LOCALLY operated. The police department in my city doesn't have the same rules and policies (other than state laws) as another city because what works here doesn't necessarily work somewhere else.

The United States is such a populous and diverse country that creating an over arching federal system that directly effects an individual can't work because what is best for one isn't necessarily best for all.

Also, there are some extremely greedy people in the US that love getting something for nothing. To paraphrase someone that was interviewed when Obama was elected "I'm going to get me some of that Obama money" "Do you know where it comes from?" "His stash". It is people like that which make socialism not work because they believe that because they didn't pay for it, it i

McDuff73
Male, 30-39, Europe
 739 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:58:25 AM
The 18-week referral to treatment pathway is about improving
patients’ experience of the NHS - ensuring all patients receive high
quality elective care without any unnecessary delay. The term ‘18
weeks’ applies to pathways that do or might involve consultant-led
care, setting a maximum time of 18 weeks from the point of initial
referral up to the start of any treatment necessary for all patients,
where it is clinically appropriate and where patients consent to it.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5265 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:51:35 AM
Robodoc: "Hello. Looks like you've fallen."
Old Woman: "Heart..." *gasp-pant* "My Heart!..."
Robodoc: "You seem to be suffering from <MUSCLE STRAIN>, <NAUSEA>, <BLOCKED COLON>, <ARRESTED HEART RATE>. Would you like assistance?"
Old Woman: "My..." *gasp-pant* "Heart!"
Robodoc: "Now addressing <BLOCKED COLON>..."
*Ziiiiip!!!*

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:23:05 AM
"Hello, you are suffering from <HEART ATTACK>... please enter $5 to have life saved."

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