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Fat Guy And The Hostage Standoff [Pic]

Hits: 37664 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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That_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
 120 Posts
Saturday, September 11, 2010 1:04:42 PM
well youse ain't gettin' a pizza roll!

Skillet89
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 72 Posts
Saturday, September 11, 2010 8:45:56 AM
Worst photo shop ever. Three stop signs, one street sign right in front of the house. And if they shot the fat guy, as Cartunze said, the bullets would probably hit the person looking out the window.

GiveChase
Female, 18-29, Canada
 532 Posts
Saturday, September 11, 2010 12:55:24 AM
They take sign stealing very seriously over there.

Byrdman1525
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 107 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 4:23:33 PM
worst shop ever. look at the lighting.

lazerdude
Male, 13-17, Europe
 222 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 2:00:22 PM
Photoshop much?

Cartunze
Male, 60-69, Western US
 834 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 10:17:21 AM
This photo is weirder than it first looks. Their are three stop signs on the right meaning there are three cross streets in the photo. The farthest stop sign looks like it is directly in front of the house but that wouldn't make sense. And look at the left window of the house. If the cops decide to shoot the fat guy, the bullets might hit the person looking out the window.

Ruffiana
Male, 30-39, Western US
 508 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 8:20:41 AM
That's a pretty dismal looking Main Street.

GeFeldz
Male, 18-29, Europe
 130 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 7:22:58 AM
WTF, a fat guy in a wheelchair holding a sausage requires a riot van, lot's of SWAT and a bomb robot?
Does he have gas THAT bad, or what?

paddyt07
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1064 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 1:27:25 AM
I swear he's holding a sausage and not a gun?

Kiwigirl2
Female, 30-39, Australia
 1051 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 11:35:56 PM
Nothing on the TV that night?

Justeazy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 137 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 7:48:26 PM
*robotic voice*
Nobody move, or the big guy gets it!

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24631 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 4:00:04 PM
what the!

SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2068 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 2:58:29 PM
rrriot van!

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17182 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 2:12:02 PM
After some searching, I found the source of this. Source

Chinchilla9
Female, 18-29, Canada
 88 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 1:06:28 PM
And all he wanted was a f*cking PIZZA??!!?? You can't make this stuff up.

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10129 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 11:30:20 AM
"hey it's mr. plinkett"

this

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 11:12:50 AM
"After about nine hours of negotiations, where
>>>Taylor’s one demand was a pizza<<<..."

"Taylor – a convicted sex offender with an attempted murder conviction on his record—was >>>ruled competent to stand trial<<< on a string of federal charges.
He will be sentenced on July 29 in Roanoke."

I bet he's a diabetic that forgot to eat or he drank. I really think this guy was shafted and the only thing that should stick is his being in possession of weapons.

The was similar case here in Dearborn where a dude both drank and did not eat. While at a mall, his erratic behavior caused a disagreement with his wife who then let him drive off alone.
From there, he ended up running from the police for no reason who shot him to death.

That_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
 120 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:49:07 AM
hey it's mr. plinkett

plurr4all
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 154 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:44:42 AM
He didn't rob that Dunkin' Donuts, it was legit...BUT he didn't get his effin' receipt!! Stop, Stop, STOP or the cream filled gets it!!

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:39:42 AM
"Taylor also claimed that he lost his leg in military combat and that his son was killed while serving in the Middle East. The U.S. Attorney’s Office, however, couldn't find any evidence confirming either claim."
link

You know what the #1 cause of leg amputation in America is? Diabetes. Look how fat that lying sack of sh*t is.

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10129 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:36:48 AM
Nice link duffy.

Fair and impartial. I like it!

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:32:02 AM
"He told his hostages he was angry over taxes, Barack Obama and big government."

%$#&@!!! teabagger.

teampink27
Female, 18-29, Western US
 535 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:17:37 AM
lol that's a lot of stop signs...

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 10129 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 9:52:29 AM
Yeah what the drat is with all the stop signs?

It's like Stop. Stop! STOP!

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8865 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 9:50:06 AM
kyleD2303's pic made me lol.

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