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This Is What You're Missing On TV, Part 31 [Pic]

Hits: 38997 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Floupe
Male, 13-17, Europe
 203 Posts
Sunday, November 14, 2010 6:21:31 AM
Seriously.
WTF.

GiveChase
Female, 18-29, Canada
 532 Posts
Saturday, September 11, 2010 4:05:18 PM
People are dumb...

Spider_sol
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1454 Posts
Friday, September 10, 2010 9:27:59 AM
For the handful of people saying it should be a 50/50 split, chew on this: a spermatozoa carrying a Y-Chromosome has less mass than one carrying an X-Chromosome. This means the Y can travel faster than an X, therefore having a better chance of reaching the egg first.

lightbluenym
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 284 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 3:06:21 PM
Way to come strong with the history, Swaywithme.

Why don't they just change the name from "Maury" to "Paternity Tests for the Idiotic"

frogpond
Female, 13-17, Europe
 57 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 10:28:55 AM
the Y chromosomes are weaker so like theBenighted said, damage and even heat from wearing tight underwear/trousers can kill them off and leaves the X

TheBenighted
Male, 18-29, Europe
 87 Posts
Thursday, September 09, 2010 12:24:46 AM
From what I know, Jinxiejae is right. Don't remeber who or exactaly where, but I've heard of some sheik having ~ 100 girls. Thats kinda unlikely if there is a 50/50 ratio for every man.

Also heard that if you expose your balls to long term stress, like riding a chopper having your balls vibrate on the joystick damage the balls to only produce X cromosomes. This sounds kinda wierd though :P Would be fun if someone could confirm though

megann_exoh
Female, 13-17, Europe
 693 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 11:57:38 PM
LOADS of people say that on maury. one guy said 'im not the baby daddy because i dont have my girl making testicle any more.'

wow.

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 8:56:57 PM
How is BABBY formed?

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5188 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 8:16:15 PM
Lol @ the look on his face.

OmgZelda
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1600 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 6:53:04 PM
This made me lol hard.

Ace_Mazta
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 703 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 6:10:55 PM
lol rtards

Justeazy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 137 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 4:27:52 PM
I totally saw this at work. And, yes, his literacy is just as bad as his logic. :)

purplemouse
Female, 18-29, Canada
 18 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 3:34:56 PM
Does he mean he cant make sperm or thinks that each man has only 1 gender of sperm (with the X chromosome..)
Its most probably what ggolbez said tho
"Nigga just tryin to get out of child support, yo."
lool

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24492 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 3:04:21 PM
Thats a convincing arguement, i think!

SPARTAKITTY
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2131 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 2:28:20 PM
>_<

idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3934 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 2:25:08 PM
why would you admit to not being able to make boys?

they kill you for that in china i believe....or at least make you sell sea shells down by the sea shore.....with a beard

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 1:49:30 PM
I wonder if he thinks he cannot make boys only because he has just one testicle

ggolbez
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1945 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 1:49:20 PM
Nigga just tryin to get out of child support, yo.

teampink27
Female, 18-29, Western US
 535 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 1:23:32 PM
....can I shoot him?

gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1328 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 1:02:00 PM
lol Y Inter237, he would've had to kill his Y somehow.

Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2449 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 12:46:41 PM
Or Y...

Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2449 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 12:46:24 PM
Killed his X chromosome

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3679 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 12:24:25 PM
@blckhawk

HenryVII had two ;)Henry and Arthur

HenryVIII had at least three I think..Henry Fitzroy with Bessie Blount, Edward with Jane Seymour and a stillborn son with Catarina (Kathryn) of Aragon

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2743 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 12:12:19 PM
actually, that is possible, extremely unlikely but possible. there are some men whose sperm only carry the chromosomes for a girl. the gender of a child has always depended on the chromosomes carried by the fathers sperm.

blckhawk1234
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 521 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 12:04:28 PM
Look at King Henry VII, he couldnt do it either.

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