 Rawrandmer
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 283 Posts
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Tuesday, September 07, 2010 2:56:06 PM
@MildCorma LOL OMFG BUAHAHAHA (Sorry about the evil laugh) that's just awesome |
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 startech
Male, 30-39, Canada
238 Posts
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Tuesday, September 07, 2010 1:55:24 PM
MildCorma needs to take a pill FAST |
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MildCorma
Male, 18-29, Europe
497 Posts
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Monday, September 06, 2010 4:28:33 PM
"ship a bitch? and why is typing bitch even acceptable now? i wanna still say F..U..C..K!"
Are you serious? Jesus man, it's like i'm going to have to teach you about the English Language yet again, retard.
"Bitch" is the word used for female dogs. It's still in use by dog handlers and breeders etc as a very relevant title of female dogs so it's not a swear word. THINK ABOUT IT MAN CHRIST |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
5245 Posts
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Monday, September 06, 2010 4:19:02 AM
lmao >.< |
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 Kingreggie
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
155 Posts
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Monday, September 06, 2010 1:32:15 AM
ship a bitch? and why is typing bitch even acceptable now? i wanna still say F..U..C..K! |
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 slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
2130 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 6:03:36 PM
all i can say is i'm a bitch and i know i don't like to be shipped......... |
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 littlepete50
Male, 18-29, Europe
1364 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 4:56:23 PM
ahahaha |
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 idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3934 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 4:46:33 PM
RoboPatton i love you...lol |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 3:54:28 PM
Awwww. respect! |
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 IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
2362 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 1:55:17 PM
NEVER ship a bitch. |
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 PopsySoku
Female, 18-29, Asia
383 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 10:05:29 AM
Dont ship the bitch! |
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 RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
1947 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 9:42:37 AM
Okay, getting the goo is obvious. How about application? That can't be fun. Well... for anyone.
I mean, after application, how do you look at each other again? Your dog is going to feel extreme shame, get everything piereced and end up in porn with a drug addiction. |
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 xmastree_ph
Male, 40-49, Europe
416 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 5:50:48 AM
That's a much cheaper and more convenient way to get your female champion impregnated than having to pay for the male to travel all the way to your town....
Having said that, how do you know that this stuff isn't from some stray mongrel? At least the old way you get to see the male.
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 danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
2137 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 5:18:47 AM
Unnecessarily spelling the word cooled with a K... |
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 edana42
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
2341 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 4:41:49 AM
as my dog is sitting by the computer humping his toy bear.....you're MINE biotch. |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2401 Posts
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Sunday, September 05, 2010 1:00:13 AM
@peahprincess
More like "How do you keep the dog from humping everything?..."
They connect him to a machine that works like a cow milker with 1 receiver instead of 4.
If it takes too long, fingers get inserted. |
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DIETY
Male, 13-17, Western US
195 Posts
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 8:18:19 PM
@peahprincess
You jerk it off, silly. |
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Seastone
Female, 18-29, Western US
622 Posts
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 7:58:56 PM
That's a much cheaper and more convenient way to get your female champion impregnated than having to pay for the male to travel all the way to your town, pay for his and his owners' accommodations, and then pay for his services. The only benefit to doing it the latter way is that the owner will bring him over several times during the course of their visit to, *ahem,* get the job done. I've heard stories of people who have done that and, after paying so many thousands, the pregnancy didn't take. |
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 Wizard77
Male, 40-49, Western US
582 Posts
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 7:50:48 PM
peahprincess said- "how do u get sperm out of a dog......"
Well first you...oh wait, I just noticed your age.
OK. When two dogs love each other very much they...
Well hold on. See its like this kiddo.
The way a male body works, when a male gets excited...
All rights let me think.
Hey, shouldn't you be in school or something? |
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 Facehooker
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
68 Posts
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 7:49:14 PM
@peahprincess: they give the dogs porn, you know doin' it "doggy style" and then ask them to do their thing into a cup. But honestly, I am not sure. |
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 peahprincess
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
137 Posts
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 7:05:17 PM
how do u get sperm out of a dog...... |
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 kralmir
Male, 18-29, Europe
351 Posts
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 6:55:00 PM
"Bitches don't have semen..."
maybe they meant that now instead of shipping the female dog to the male one you can ship his sperm to her
i think this is your next reply so here is the answer as well
"but they can ship the male as well! doesn't have to be the female"
yes, but then they don't get to say bitch without any fuss on their packages
oh and its a joke, don't ship dogs under any circumstances, it will kinda kill it(making sure you know) |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5158 Posts
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 5:37:54 PM
This is awesome. |
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hoodafakizit
Male, 40-49, Asia
353 Posts
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 5:36:58 PM
What are they selling exactly? Canine Bukkake-sicles? |
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 SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
3526 Posts
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 4:54:59 PM
"puppies waiting conception"
It's as cute as it is disgusting. |
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