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How Do You Get A Baby To Stop Crying? [Pic]

Hits: 40755 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Saturday, September 04, 2010 1:48:38 AM
Babies arent too bad, im mostly scared of my kid becoming a teenager. how the hell am i going to deal with THAT?

I dont even have kids yet, and im already dreading that part

Buck176
Male, 30-39, Western US
 382 Posts
Saturday, September 04, 2010 12:37:04 AM
Get in the time machine and go find a woman that isn't a bitch, then you can claim your rightful spot in front of the tv with the remote.

Solvent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2855 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 10:53:28 PM
The faster you shake it the faster it shuts up.

xxxveganxxx
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 382 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 3:22:21 PM
For some reason I read it as "Step 1: get in your washing machine" :/

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24740 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 3:15:25 PM
wow

PUDDING1961
Female, 40-49, Canada
 440 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 3:00:16 PM
ahhhhhh...the baby crying part of being a parent. Hmmmmm...it just sucks the brains outa you....and you become a zombie for about 4 to 5 months until the little squirt sleeps a full 6 to 7 hour night. Us parents are not a pretty sight when we see each other and look like resurected corpses...but...but...we do make it through that trying time...atleast most of us...lolll Now...about this adolecent thingy...get ready for the ride of your life as a parent..hehehehehe!!!!

MauserTM
Male, 18-29, S. America
 1223 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 1:59:24 PM
Hahaha

ACTIONjakson
Male, 18-29, Western US
 24 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 1:59:19 PM
why not go forward in time to when its not a crying baby lol

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 1:11:44 PM
Or go back and not have sex with the bitch. You could do that instead. :)

spultra13
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 175 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 11:38:18 AM
Holy mother of God the quality just keeps deteriorating.

Xerasia
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1340 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 11:12:10 AM
lol, brilliant.

GhettoNinja
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 889 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 10:16:51 AM
So a car went out on a test drive at my Father's dealership today.

I hop in it after to just park it out of the way...and what do I find...condoms and birth control pills.

I told the salesman to call her up and let her know her tic tacs and bubblegum were here in the brown paper bag she left them in.

Justeazy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 137 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 10:00:29 AM
@SarahofBorg: Thanks for taking the non-sexist-ly sexist view against the woman! :)

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 9:48:03 AM
Oh sure, it's all his fault, even though she probably knew there wasn't a condom.

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3902 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 9:44:35 AM
Or you could put it in a bucket, give it to some Croatian chick and - - well, you know.

SgtFunny
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 38 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 9:44:27 AM
@meepmaker

Are you going to need a DeLorean DMC-12 with that?

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 8:39:27 AM
All thanks to the flux capacitor.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 8:32:06 AM
Touche

fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 917 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 8:20:28 AM
dayum

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Friday, September 03, 2010 8:06:29 AM
Link: How Do You Get A Baby To Stop Crying? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Step 1: Get in your time machine...


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