 KMRocky
Female, 18-29, Western US
 325 Posts
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Friday, September 03, 2010 2:07:33 AM
LOL I want to watch Dexter's lab now, too youtube AWAY WHOOSH! |
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 PhantasmFork
Male, 18-29, Asia
143 Posts
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Thursday, September 02, 2010 9:50:02 PM
Dude, Dexter's Lab. Ahhh, nostalgia. And what's up with all these "feelings" lately?! |
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 HunterKiller
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
363 Posts
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:27:47 PM
Nidonemo lost man points for his posts. |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
9216 Posts
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 4:50:44 PM
Now, now, let's all be fair here. When your boyfriend gives you these as a gag gift, you should give him a choice.
Sleep in the yard, the car, or the garage. |
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 TheTrees
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
259 Posts
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 11:57:22 AM
Dexter's Lab flash back |
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 Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
3951 Posts
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 8:56:25 AM
"They're perfect!" |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25536 Posts
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 7:46:18 AM
He didn't mean that kind of sandwich... he meant a "sandwich" ..... you know ..... the other kind.
guess he has a glove fetish |
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 donjobs
Male, 18-29, Canada
67 Posts
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 6:22:10 AM
Keep your panties on paddyt07 |
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 paddyt07
Male, 18-29, Europe
1064 Posts
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010 2:45:43 AM
@DarkFerret,
That is possibly the worst attempt at a sexist joke I have ever seen. EVER. Nobody wears gloves to make sandwiches. NOBODY.
If you were even gonna attempt that, you should have gone in the direction of the gloves being perfect for doing the washing up after you finish the sandwich she made you. Even still. |
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 Crucible
Male, 18-29, Canada
1822 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 11:05:11 PM
"You know what they say, cleanliness is next to godliness"
I never really understood that saying. Surely there are more godly things one can do rather than being clean |
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 DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2764 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 10:48:56 PM
haha, perfect sammich makin gloves |
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 splurbyburbl
Male, 30-39, Southern US
2810 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 8:41:17 PM
"You know what they say, cleanliness is next to godliness"
Whoever says this, I shall murder. Go ahead and say it... I dare you. :P |
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 atlacatl
Male, 18-29, Western US
394 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 8:17:15 PM
Kiesi
Keep in mind where she is from (Ierie).
Things are done differently in S. America than out in the midwest. Could be cultural differences which you have just tried to stomp all over. Things are done differently out there, washing clothes by hand is a beezie and I would be thrilled to have a washing machine.
Doesn't hurt to know who it is you're conversing with so you don't look like a fool. |
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 Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
1628 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 8:13:19 PM
You know what they say, cleanliness is next to godliness |
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 aninred
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
114 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 7:30:58 PM
@xKiesix
Maybe your mom just has high standards. I know plenty of moms(including my own) that are pretty drating happy with a mixer. I'd rather have that type of mom instead of a high maintenance bitch with no concern for the economy's effect on her children. |
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 teampink27
Female, 18-29, Western US
535 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 7:28:42 PM
It's funny cause I was never raised to believe that the woman does all the housework and cooking. I think that those things should be split equally between both partners and luckily my boyfriend is like that |
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 xKiesix
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
445 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 6:14:20 PM
@Ierie
...who are you trying to f*ck with? Get your mom something she actually WANTS. If they want appliances, then whatever. For the most part, my mom wants me to do things such as convert her old movies into DVDs, take her out to dinner, and 1 really expensive gift. This year, she's pitching for a car. If I show up with a toaster, I think she'll be mad. |
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 aprilkayyy
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
33 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 5:45:46 PM
Seriously. I'd beat my boyfriend a**. Besides, he's the one that does all the cooking and cleaning. |
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splurbyburbl
Male, 30-39, Southern US
2810 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 5:41:21 PM
What do you say when your wife gets hit by a car?
"How did that car get in the kitchen??" |
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 lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
1271 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 5:34:46 PM
Trust me, moms like to receive appliances and stuff like that because it makes their lives easier. Try to hand wash your clothes and you'll love whoever gives you a washing machine.
But hey, these? They are hideous. |
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 rainbowfarts
Female, 18-29, Southern US
800 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 5:06:32 PM
Some women might like these...that that clown car-vagina lady from that 19 Kids and Counting show. I bet she takes pride in being a domestic goddess. |
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 gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
4702 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 5:05:53 PM
Christmas shopping... DONE! |
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 xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
3842 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 4:56:05 PM
lol so weird |
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 Inter237
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2449 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 4:49:18 PM
My gf would beat my ass |
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 sidewyz8
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
847 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 4:44:29 PM
Wow, I read "tell mom how great he/she is"
Weird. |
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