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Self-Defense For Women At The Office [Pic]

Hits: 33845 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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asurazero
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 185 Posts
Monday, September 20, 2010 1:01:45 PM
try doin that with a flash drive....their defenseless now!!!

sender02
Male, 18-29, Western US
 189 Posts
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 8:19:02 PM
Damn, taking a file box to the twins seems like it would hurt. Good thing we're in the digital age!

wheresmyskul
Male, 40-49, Western US
 248 Posts
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 12:45:24 PM
Whatever...there's nothing like a good blaster at your side.

eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
 710 Posts
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:30:10 AM
Also, I've just realised, this is possibly from the IAB offices, in which case, fancy, gotta catch up with the tech buddy, I know the site is out of date, but sheesh, floppies?

eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
 710 Posts
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 5:25:00 AM
Is it really that common to be raped in the office? What the hell, white-collar workers? What's going on?

megann_exoh
Female, 13-17, Europe
 693 Posts
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 1:27:37 AM
poo, im all out of floppy discs. when i fall prey to an urban office perv, i'll only have myself to blame.

SvampeBob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 1:02:51 AM
haha try this trick with a micro SD :P

Orpheon
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 70 Posts
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 12:18:09 AM
Scissors? Letter opener? Hell, even a properly placed pen will do, but no, go for the floppy disk by all means. I guess the idea is to not hurt your attacker too badly or something?

Arvz
Male, 18-29, Canada
 235 Posts
Tuesday, August 31, 2010 12:16:26 AM
what are diskettes? lol. I remember we used to have to bring that to school to use on our computer class. I always lose mine every few days or so.

MrTwidget
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 11:11:28 PM
Why not slap a staple in a guy's head or throw some coffee in his face?

Secondly, who the hell is defending themselves in an OFFICE?

NeoDarkHunt
Male, 30-39, Canada
 38 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 10:55:15 PM
today women can use small USB key to defend themself at work ..... lol

FontFace
Male, 18-29, Western US
 86 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 10:50:18 PM
Umm...
3.5" disks: not that heavy or blunt.
5.25" disks: not that sharp.

xXamwxxXx
Male, 18-29, Western US
 287 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 10:30:55 PM
U gotta get her down before she knows whats going on.

soupkid
Male, 30-39, Western US
 265 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 10:26:37 PM
Um, I haven't seen a diskette in my office in years.

aninred
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 114 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 8:42:31 PM
"That last picture is not the face or the temple."

WELL... there is a head... does that count? :P

OmgZelda
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1600 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 7:46:36 PM
Where are they hiding the 3.5" and 5.25" disks? D:

SnapsForMe
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 215 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 6:33:37 PM
That last picture is not the face or the temple.

silver_griff
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 23 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 6:28:45 PM
Keegan, you'd be surprised as to how quickly you will fall when the heel of a shoe is scraped against your shin.

Toider
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 452 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 6:16:54 PM
attack of the bearded plaid-shirt men...

ShadowVamp
Female, 18-29, Western US
 360 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 6:14:43 PM
@ Angilion: Yes, but you have to be really accurate to hit a guy in the balls and bring him down. A little shift means you'll be hitting him in the leg, which will hurt but usually not enough to stop somebody. The most effective areas to hit are the solarplexus, the common peroneal (right above the knee), and the pelvis. Of course, the nose is a great target as well.

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 5:49:49 PM
Don't forget the timeless stapler! Solid enough for a nice slam across the face, and when they're down, staple, staple, staple!

Keegan31
Male, 18-29, Western US
 229 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 5:17:42 PM
Carry Mace. Honestly, if I, or any man my size, wanted to hurt a woman, there's next to nothing she could do to stop it without a weapon. Mace em and run. Emphasis on Run.

basketkase
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1183 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 4:49:52 PM
i hate women.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24492 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 4:16:35 PM
lolz

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11275 Posts
Monday, August 30, 2010 4:07:52 PM
That last picture heh, it says to strike the face and temple but she is nut shotting that dude!


Then she's got more sense than the advice. It's much quicker and more effective to whip a folder off a desk and hit him in the balls with it than to grab it, lift it and go for his head. Where his eyes are. Where he'll see your attack. Where he'll have more time to stop it.

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