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How To Use An Indian Toilet

Hits: 34075 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Travel | Added by: madest
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Plesiosaur
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 11 Posts
Wednesday, September 08, 2010 7:44:45 PM
LOL "First class experience"

fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 917 Posts
Monday, September 06, 2010 8:33:14 PM
in a lot of other countries you're not to shake hands or eat with the left hand for that very reason, but I never really knew how the business was done. knowledge is power!!

GreyYes
Female, 18-29, Western US
 420 Posts
Friday, August 27, 2010 11:02:31 PM
oh wow are people that retarded that they have to make tutorials for them on how to wipe their asses in foreign countries?

gabcab
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 657 Posts
Friday, August 27, 2010 1:43:14 AM
Givechase, that's actually the reason it's considered bad etiquette, since tp hasn't always been around.

Pluupy
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 30 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 10:01:52 PM
Dominican Republic has basic out-houses which is just a hole, a structure which has a "toilet", and... a door. Exactly like regular toilets but without water. Hold your nose. :U

GiveChase
Female, 18-29, Canada
 532 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 8:10:00 PM
You're not supposed to shake hands with your left anyway, so those bad etiquette people deserve it!!

Note to self: If you ever visit India... do not poop.

alrep
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 81 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 7:23:27 PM
cant imagine pregnant women being too comfortable.
and doesnt that mean you have to take your entire bottoms off? and if you have a sari would you bunch it up

shipyard
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 625 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 3:35:14 PM
Same in Iraq. Except we had very very little water.

And that is why they have MRE bags full of s*** and piss-bottles everywhere.

Shaboobalah
Male, 18-29, Canada
 329 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 3:09:31 PM
I think that guy works at Dell customer service.

deadbass72
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 166 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 11:48:18 AM
i felt like i was getting tech support that whole time

Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1628 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 9:30:53 AM
I loved the way he said "very very" in almost every sentence.

Nao_Mi
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 52 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 9:10:11 AM
This isn't bad, really. It's your own waste, and you're just cleaning it right off. At least they really make the effort to get it clean. When you think about it, a lot of people who use Western toilets are probably less sanitary, actually, because, at least here in the U.S., there are tons of people who don't wash their hands afterwards. But even those who do.... Why is that? Oh, right. It's because we may have gotten waste on our hands in the process. So, with either method, you risk coming in contact with a person who's gotten some 'bathroom material' on them. I think, if you do your business correctly, both methods should be sanitary, lol.

mogman45
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 224 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 7:49:39 AM
the suit adds decorum to this explanation

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 7:19:23 AM
this was facinating and discusting in equal measure.

When can we see some more "sh*tting in other countries". Would be a great series, like "Bazar food" but "Bazar ways to sh*t".

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 7:00:59 AM
Ugh. Im so happy to have TP !

Creabhain
Male, 40-49, Europe
 441 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 6:26:28 AM
It seems strange to me that Indian culture advocates that you avoid contact with left hands, yet locals spend so much time pressing their hands together (so anything on the left hand would be transferred to the right anyways) , that the entire exercise is pointless.

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 6:23:55 AM
>>Well, I guess I'm never going to India. I'm left handed and I am assuming no one would be my friend.

Whoa! Never thought about this. Lefties would be screwed.

zhdapleeblue
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 65 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 6:11:06 AM
I too shall step in and provide some clarifications:

1. a majority of the toilets you'd find in cities would be western, and if you are visiting india, i'd assume you are living in a hotel. hotels always have toilet paper.
2. there's no such taboo associated with using your left hand for other things, not in cities at least.
3. remove the bigger particles of your sh*t without touching, by just throwing water on your butt.
4. the way with the soap is that you use your right hand to touch the soap to make a foam, and then clean the dirty hand with the foam. also, you don't use that soap for when you are taking a shower.

All said and done, I would like to conclude by saying that I use toilet paper, because it doesn't make a mess in my bathroom.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17031 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 4:22:17 AM
nunki: Nobody's going to touch their butt and then go eat some food without making sure they are clean.


That happens more often than you think, E. Coli, Thyphus, Diarrhea, Hepatitis, Cholera, and many others can all be spread through feces & improper/insufficient hand washing.

Did you see a sink in that restroom to wash hands in ? No. Did you see any paper or towels to dry hands off with ? No. Was the communal soap he was using even clean itself ? No.

'Nuff said.

66stang
Male, 18-29, Western US
 226 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 4:10:14 AM
people have been wiping with their left hand for centuries, thats why you shake with your right. Royalty use to use lace instead of their hands.

GeniusSolar
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 158 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 3:48:58 AM
I met that guy when I called customer service.

KucheKlizma
Male, 18-29, Europe
 193 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 3:41:17 AM
I already knew all this, but... why the hell is he barefoot?!

slab-of-rage
Male, 18-29, Europe
 779 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 3:17:20 AM
stop calling them Indians, the PC term is 'Native Americans'...

wait for it... wait for iiit...

nunki
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 28 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:50:06 AM
@ han5nah:
It's one thing that you're a racist, but thanks a lot for at least showing what a 'tard you are as well. "I have Indians" Really? What on Earth are you doing with them!?

nunki
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 28 Posts
Thursday, August 26, 2010 2:41:41 AM
First of all, when you squat like that, you don't really end up with a lot of poo on your bum bc ur pooing in a more natural position. No other animal other than humans goes poo while sitting down. The rest of the animal kingdom squats! So, basically you're just washing off whatever little residue may be there.
And CrakrJak, there's nothing in that Wiki article that says anything about typhoid in India being related to washing with water as opposed to using toilet paper. I'm sure typhoid in developing countries has more to do with water quality control than anything. People aren't stupid. Nobody's going to touch their butt and then go eat some food without making sure they are clean.

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