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Sev
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 44 Posts
Wednesday, August 25, 2010 2:14:02 AM
(cont'd)

Trust me on this.

P.S. Reformed homosexuals? Lulz. Believe me, that's a lie.

P.P.S. IAB current/max characters lies. That was exactly 1000 characters and it cut that off. Oh well, concise retort became 2 poster.

Sev
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 44 Posts
Wednesday, August 25, 2010 2:10:42 AM
Firsties: restroom architecture fail.

Secondly, and I'll paraquote for length:

... Everything I don't like/understand is wrong.


I was planning on some long retort to your whole...spiel, but I decided a concise effort might work better.

CJ, as an extremely intelligent, politically centered, straight 28 year old man born and raised in a mainly-Christian atmosphere, I have some words of wisdom.

Stop. We get it. You think you're right. Problem is, when did bigotry and utter lack of tolerance, understanding, and good old fashioned "stay out of business that doesn't pertain to me"-ism really do any good? Because basically you're a 7 year old child covering your ears and going LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA!

Now, I understand you might think to yourself, "Why, that guy is only 28! Why should I listen to him?!"

Simple. I was smarter than you when I was 8. I have the papers to prove it. T

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, August 23, 2010 8:08:54 AM
When you gotta go you gotta go.

Musuko42
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2850 Posts
Monday, August 23, 2010 5:00:56 AM
@CrakrJak

In case you're really, really thick; you REALISE you like/don't like something. You don't CHOOSE it.

You taste chocolate and discover your pre-existing like/dislike for the taste.

If you're a man, you look at a naked man/woman, then you look down at your penis and note whether it's pointing skyward or not. You don't have any say in the matter. Any teenage boy who got a hardon in the classroom knows this!

If you, a man, are seriously telling me that you actively choose what turns you on, then I am going to retort that you are not a man at all, and are instead some strange alien being who has no idea how human sexuality works.

Musuko42
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2850 Posts
Monday, August 23, 2010 4:56:03 AM
@CrakrJak.

"davymid: Thing is davy, You actually tasted chocolate and made the decision you didn't like it because of how it tasted."

You seriously think that's how the human mind works? That you taste something, and then choose whether or not you're going to love it or hate it? That, if you so wanted, you could change from hating something to loving it just because you wanted to?

There are no words sometimes for the idiocy that spills from your fingertips.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Monday, August 23, 2010 2:02:20 AM
o0

Squab27
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 133 Posts
Sunday, August 22, 2010 4:42:07 PM
""Even if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

YAY JOURNEY!!!"

bad troll attempt? This is a Rush quote from the song "Freewill"

unbanned
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1003 Posts
Sunday, August 22, 2010 3:12:10 PM
this is like any other bathroom

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17299 Posts
Sunday, August 22, 2010 2:10:09 PM
SmilinSam: Uhmmm actually it was Rush, The answer was Rush.

SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3603 Posts
Sunday, August 22, 2010 8:11:41 AM
"Even if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

YAY JOURNEY!!!

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17299 Posts
Saturday, August 21, 2010 8:28:59 AM
madest: republicans hate carrots. But your carrot love is constitutionally protected and I'll personally fight for your right to be a carrot lover.


Uhmmm, I believe you are being disingenuous. Ever hear of Log Cabin Republicans ?

Plus you're talking about even more choices to be made.

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Saturday, August 21, 2010 7:22:56 AM
It's Ok CJ, We still love you. Go tell your parents that you love carrots. Then tell your boss and your co-workers that you're a carrot lover. Explain your love of carrots to your friends. Perhaps you'll determine who your true friends really are. You're going to have to change your affiliation now because you know republicans hate carrots. But your carrot love is constitutionally protected and I'll personally fight for your right to be a carrot lover.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17299 Posts
Saturday, August 21, 2010 2:47:10 AM
davymid: Thing is davy, You actually tasted chocolate and made the decision you didn't like it because of how it tasted.

Now I know there are parents that force their kids to eat vegetables, That the kids don't like, And many eventually overcome their initial distaste and learn to like them instead.

This happened to me with carrots, My mom could've gave up and never served me carrots again but she didn't. It was still MY decision to make though.

Even if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5190 Posts
Saturday, August 21, 2010 12:53:11 AM
Why you lookin?

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 11:39:44 PM
Exact same way as you and I don't get off on watching porn movies of gay blowjobs. I like female tits and ass, same as you. It's not a lifestyle choice, it's a way of f*cking being. If someone next to me gets off on whatever, and the recipient is willing and legal, then who the f*ck are you or I to tell them they can't have their f*cking chocolate? Is it hurting you? In any way?

As I've said before: Don't like gay marriage? Then shut the f*ck up and don't get one.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 11:39:20 PM
davymid: Yet at some point in a Gay or Lesbian persons life they DO make a choice


No they f*cking don't. Look, I don't like chocolate. It's weird to most people, but I genuinely don't like it. I was born not liking chocolate.

I didn't one day realise that I needed to make a lifestyle choice, accompanied by much "hesitation and doubt" that I don't like it. I just don't f*cking like chocolate. I could no more make the "lifestyle choice" tomorrow, or for that matter over a period of time, that I actually DO like chocolate, because I f*cking don't. It's simple.

demetar
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 210 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 10:55:09 PM
Crakr, can you give me a list of these trailer park-loathing, christian-hating comedians?

For every name of a supposed "hater" you give me, I can name more than two gay-hating politicians. How is it in ANY way right to have these people campaign for gay people to not have the same rights as straight people? These ideas come from a religious background. Don't you just LOVE our separation of church and state?

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2577 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 6:18:40 PM
its like hey, hows it going?

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17299 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 6:03:03 PM
davymid: Yet at some point in a Gay or Lesbian persons life they DO make a choice, It's not like flipping a light switch. The choice is made slowly with hesitation and doubt, There are some that can't decide at all and become bi-sexual.

Bi-sexual people throw a monkey wrench into the whole idea that they 'are born that way', So does the existence of people that are formerly gay/lesbian.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17299 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 5:49:13 PM
demetar: I hear hollywood liberals and comedians bad mouth 'rednecks', 'trailer trash', and 'Christians' on a regular basis. Not only that, But they never get called out on their prejudice and hatred. That prejudice seems to be totally acceptable to them, Yet they throw a complete hissy fit if their liberal ideology is challenged in anyway.

demetar
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 210 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 12:00:05 PM
davymid, I couldn't agree more. What a terrible example, Crakr. Saying liberals would look down on a family in a trailer park is just another thing to show how close-minded you really are.

People can believe whatever they want. If you're a Christian, or any other religion, then follow your beliefs. Just because I don't believe, doesn't mean that I have the right to tell you that you shouldn't. Just like NO ONE should have the right to tell anyone who they can or cannot love or marry.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 11:03:13 AM
How the Sam Hill did this turn into a gay debate?

I called crakrjak gay, as a very obvious joke. He took it a little to seriously, and came back frothing at the mouth. Things kinda went pear-shaped from there.

Discobiscuit
Male, 18-29, Western US
 543 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 10:32:44 AM
How the Sam Hill did this turn into a gay debate?

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 10:01:21 AM
#2 Technically the former is actually protected

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I know the constitution Cajun. Please point out where someones sensibilities are constitutionally protected.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Friday, August 20, 2010 9:52:59 AM
Because I believe it's a lifestyle choice not a genetic trait

Lifestyle choice? You try waking up tomorrow morning and making the "lifestyle choice" that from now on you're going to get off on sucking dudes' dicks. I couldn't do it, could you?

Again, I don't hate gays. I just find what they do offensive and disgusting. That's no different than a liberal's views of a redneck family, For living in a trailer park with a broken down pickup & 6 kids.

Stop talking sh*t. I'm a liberal, and it's ENTIRELY different. What would I possibly find "offensive" and/or "disgusting" about a family living in a trailer park?

Please don't put words into my mouth, keep your loathing and bigotry to yourself.

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