 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
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Monday, August 23, 2010 10:56:07 PM
Counting cards actually isn't illegal. It's actually because casinos wouldn't and can't profit from having people able to perform the trick.
All counting cards is, is calculating odds, and good counts means good odds of predicting when to bet high, or low.
Either way, the law will not get involved if you get caught. The casino owners will take steps to ensure you never do it again. Either by roughing you up...and by adding you to a "black list" which makes all owners of casinos statewide, if not, country-wide, aware that you were caught counting cards, and will be banned from casinos. |
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 GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2900 Posts
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010 6:01:45 PM
coming from a guy named Drayke, I can see why his spelling sucks. |
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 Boomsie
Female, 18-29, Europe
252 Posts
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010 10:48:23 AM
...those guys need to spend less time on facebook and more time in school. Learn to spell, Jerks. |
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 AustinJay
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
52 Posts
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010 9:18:23 AM
I actually like that a lot of you are making remarks about their spelling and in fact the spelling is also wrong in the post in the remark about misspelt words or dying grammar or the english language.
Check yourself after you check others is all I am saying. Personally I dont give a fu*k typically but It gets on my nerves when people do that. |
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AustinJay
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
52 Posts
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010 12:42:30 AM
@lerato
Or your grammar?
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 lerato
Male, 18-29, S. America
78 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 4:28:04 PM
-laughs- HANGOVER MUCH?
The only thing that annoys me it's their spelling :/ |
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 pizzaroll
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
235 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 4:08:00 PM
Fround? Really? How the hell could someone type that and not say "Gee, that doesn't look right. If I press "post", I'm probably going to look like a stupid ass." |
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 Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
25554 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 2:05:44 PM
counting cards isn't illegal 'cause it's not cheating, just a good memory.
It is, however, against the house rules of every casino. They don't like it when you win. |
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 NewYorkHippi
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
151 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 11:33:47 AM
Wait, do they have a recording of Bin Laden masturbating in the airplane bathroom? Holy cow, that would be funny. |
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 Jui37
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
463 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 10:07:23 AM
What a good freakin movie! Gotta love the Hangover :) |
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shamrock1014
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
183 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 9:54:28 AM
Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden. |
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kylecass
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
20 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 6:48:24 AM
THAT REMINDS ME OF THISFACEBOOK PARTY |
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 pantelisk
Male, 13-17, Europe
113 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 5:26:16 AM
I hate to ruin your "epic win" or "epic Success", but everything said there is quoted from the movie "The Hangover". |
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 gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
1328 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 1:19:36 AM
ElDavo - agreed -.- |
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 ElDavo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2168 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 10:55:18 PM
>>illegel
>>fround
>>masterbating
I will laugh at this being funny when I finish raging at America's youth and regretting my surviving birth to join this generation. |
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 sausage1
Male, 13-17, S. America
85 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 8:47:16 PM
epic win is epic |
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 liljerzy
Male, 18-29, Southern US
66 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 8:02:15 PM
lol epic success |
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snunicycler
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
89 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 7:50:27 PM
PlutoRules, watch the hangover... they're just quoting it |
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nitrain
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
16 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 7:22:34 PM
Proper English is dying a slow deth |
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 duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
5220 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 6:48:47 PM
Genius. |
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 PlutoRules
Female, 18-29, Western US
28 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 6:46:13 PM
lol wtf, 9/11?
they had to have been kidding hahahaa |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 6:18:44 PM
Facebook. Yup. |
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 bayoubengal
Female, 18-29, Southern US
149 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 5:20:24 PM
"the stupididty... and the spelling errors.. ://"
D: |
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 ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
1838 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 5:16:31 PM
lame |
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 WalkinAftr12
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
170 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 4:06:46 PM
....Lame? People quote the Hangover on Facebook all the time.. Should we start linking the fan pages too? |
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