 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
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Monday, August 23, 2010 11:00:41 PM
I am in a serious relationship, and I am in every single "in theory" section, that is related to a better life, not the flirting/hitting on/hooking up ones.
I have a bachelor pad, I leave the toilet seat up, I eat what I want, I do hobbies and all that jazz...
GET A GIRLFRIEND IT'S AWESOME
P.S. kill yourself first. |
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 thecupholder
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
105 Posts
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Sunday, August 22, 2010 8:28:19 PM
I just sent this to all my guy friends experiencing this right now. =( Poor dudes. My bf woulda been that way if I didn't shake up his world when I did.
So now I got a cry pillow when I have my period, and he gets blow jobs when he completes something on a video game,shoots a deer, or catches a huge fish of some sort.
A mutual and happy relationship. meh. |
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 StompinRound
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
43 Posts
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Friday, August 20, 2010 7:48:25 AM
My girlfriend has bangin' double d's, a thin waist, and an ass like ka-pow! [My] Relationship = awesome.
yes it is....esp when you are Vindictive
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
me likes! |
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 liklepip
Female, 18-29, Europe
136 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 5:01:13 PM
Or if your my ex watse a student loan of 4 grand in one month, call up at 4 in the morning saying how much you miss me then call once again at 5 to say that actually all of taht was untrue and is now inviting a girl back to his dads place. And not turning up to that job interview taht would of really helped his recent 4 grand debt. Oh and also not turning up to the uni course anymore so the dept has to be paid off like a normal load too. |
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 dynamites111
Male, 18-29, Canada
76 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 12:45:35 PM
I'm single and none of these are true for me....thank god |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2419 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 6:45:10 AM
It is not a model plane.
It's a god-dammed RC helicopter! |
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 Vindictive
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1079 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 5:12:04 AM
My girlfriend has bangin' double d's, a thin waist, and an ass like ka-pow! [My] Relationship = awesome. |
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 Reignblazer
Male, 18-29, Europe
1559 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 4:40:51 AM
SINGLE! Do what you want, whenever the f*ck you want.
Can't really beat that imo, not even with the near certainty of getting laid that a relationship provides ^^ |
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Musuko42
Male, 18-29, Europe
2094 Posts
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010 4:15:15 AM
@mmill928
It's not true. But I think we all show some of those traits some of the time, single or not. |
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 zombieland
Male, 18-29, Canada
420 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 8:33:18 PM
yea....that's true for me, except watching the note book. F the notebook |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16973 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 7:53:35 PM
vv @mmill928 yup, that's OCD right there... |
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 cagel
Female, 18-29, Western US
277 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 7:12:41 PM
Boring stereotypes.
How about polyamory? Now that's way more fun than being either single or attached! |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 6:18:14 PM
I guess he is not an Alpha+ |
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 mmill928
Female, 18-29, Western US
278 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 5:52:21 PM
Is this really what happens when guys are single? I hate to say it, but it's kind of pathetic if true.
I left my boyfriend home alone for a week once, and a friend told me that when he stopped over, my bf had symmetrically organized even his leftovers and empty pizza boxes, and was carrying paper towels around whenever he had a cigarette. Not sure if that means he reverted to 'single guy' behavior, or was just the OCD. |
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5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16973 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 5:44:44 PM
This sounds like a chick wrote it.
Hey! It makes more sense NOW!
(see what I did there? The N.O.W. posting earlier? get it???)
Thanks ElMustache! |
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 Webz
Male, 18-29, Europe
569 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 5:27:13 PM
This is painfully kind of accurate.
Except for the notebook thing....real men only shed manly tears, like when you get kicked in the balls, or your sensei dies, or when Snape kills Dumbledore. |
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 ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
1838 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 5:25:58 PM
funny |
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 ElMustache
Male, 18-29, Western US
1589 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 3:53:13 PM
Ven con migo sombrero! |
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 ElSombrero
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
720 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 3:37:25 PM
Logistically I think I should merge with ElMustache. |
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ElMustache
Male, 18-29, Western US
1589 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 3:13:03 PM
This sounds like a chick wrote it. I feel really bad for the dude who did write it. Tough deal for him. I appreciate comedy but this wasn't funny. |
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 paddy215
Male, 18-29, Europe
1548 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 3:04:21 PM
I have the worst luck for going to the bar on dyke night :( .. and if you didn't cry during the notebook you must have a heart made of stone, their love was so beautiful  |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23996 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 2:19:40 PM
Woman want what they cant have, is so true, woman think your wierd, yet you have a girl, they they think your sexy, its true but i never understood it! |
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Siyanor
Male, 18-29, Western US
1456 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 2:19:11 PM
Not a single one of those statements is true for me, on either side. I am quite single. |
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Vligon
Male, 18-29, Canada
557 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 2:06:31 PM
Yup. |
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 beternal
Male, 18-29, Europe
1848 Posts
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Monday, August 16, 2010 1:41:34 PM
Whoah, that is so shockingly accurate! |
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