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Fortune Cookie Predicts Future... And Past? [Pic]

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JohnnyBoy50
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 88 Posts
Wednesday, August 18, 2010 1:44:58 PM
What if I get two of these? The second one will tell me to ignore the previous cookie (which told me to ignore the previous cookie). So I DON'T ignore the previous cookie making my the fortune cookie before the first one telling mt to ignore the previous cookie NOT ignored? That's awesome!

xtreme_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1376 Posts
Sunday, August 15, 2010 1:44:30 PM
That's not a fortune, it's instructions.

DeadDisco
Male, 18-29, Canada
 86 Posts
Friday, August 13, 2010 6:53:40 AM
There is no cookie.

OctoberRose
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 61 Posts
Friday, August 13, 2010 4:30:35 AM
It's because the previous cookie is being bad. It just wants attention...

teampink27
Female, 18-29, Western US
 535 Posts
Friday, August 13, 2010 1:04:32 AM
so you're saying my fortune cookie was a lie?!

last-iconOC
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 152 Posts
Friday, August 13, 2010 12:48:59 AM
what if you're last fortune cookie told you to ignore you next fortune cookie? the first won would obviously take precedence because of age right? or would the new one be more important since its well...newer, shiner, now with 36% more fortune.

pwnda
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 178 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:04:12 PM
thats so not a fortune.

xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
 640 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 6:16:27 PM
gasp!!

dooflotchie
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 336 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 4:21:55 PM
I still think my favorite fortune cookie message was the best. I got one that said:
________________________________
You will move to a wonderful new
________________________________

It's so mysterious...so tantalizing! A wonderful new what?! Job? House?

PLANET?!?!?!

Oh pleeeeeeease let it be planet!

britt566
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2315 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:44:22 PM
"GuessWhat122 - than you're a smart*ss >_>"

then**

Shahar102
Female, 18-29, Europe
 518 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:15:01 PM
GuessWhat122 - than you're a smart*ss >_>

GuessWhat122
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 12:47:39 PM
what if this was my first cookie?

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 12:22:41 PM
lol

Heureux
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1060 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 10:21:00 AM
"It is a shame when IAB doesn't quote, but shouldn't we be an example? For example, your comment is exactly the punchline of an XKCD-strip. You didn't get it from there did you? ;)"

Silly - variations on the "in bed" tag (including "except in bed") for fortune cookies have been around for at least 4 decades.

Heureux
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1060 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 10:17:51 AM
I expected it to read "You will be hungry in an hour".

Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1628 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 8:46:57 AM
I love those cookies.

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 7:51:10 AM
But the last cookie was a good one. Oh well, so much for the wealth coming my way.

polar_bear
Male, 18-29, Canada
 91 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 7:30:41 AM
assuming the same person also had the 'previous' cookie lol

IamBored29
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 647 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 7:17:24 AM
The worst is when you get one at the end of the meal, that says "The beef is actually Cat"

Bioshocker
Male, 13-17, Europe
 595 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:38:08 AM
If the previous cookie said don't trust the next cookie, then your completely f*cked! XD

IQover
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1046 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:09:11 AM
._. I got confused..

aseirinn
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 879 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 2:02:23 AM
i like cream carpets

Homegrown71
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 226 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 1:12:37 AM
But what if you get this again after this one...do you ignore the cookie which told you to ignore the other cookie so therefore the first cookie is still in effect...crap, i just confused myself.

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 12:32:43 AM
>Uncertainty
It is a shame when IAB doesn't quote, but shouldn't we be an example? For example, your comment is exactly the punchline of an XKCD-strip. You didn't get it from there did you? ;)

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Wednesday, August 11, 2010 11:33:02 PM
nice... but wat if it was a good one?

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