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It's Sam The Seal's Birthday Today! [Pic]

Hits: 34577 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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Homegrown71
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 226 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 12:36:56 AM
I wonder what that seal tastes like...

ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1838 Posts
Thursday, August 12, 2010 12:33:57 AM
nice

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24626 Posts
Wednesday, August 11, 2010 8:28:39 PM
Awww...

craftymiser
Male, 30-39, Western US
 97 Posts
Wednesday, August 11, 2010 7:42:01 PM
Don't think you can torture a dead fish

teampink27
Female, 18-29, Western US
 535 Posts
Tuesday, August 10, 2010 10:19:56 PM
haha, awww

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Tuesday, August 10, 2010 10:46:47 AM
@nitrojunkie "The wikipedia is strong with this one"

Dude I'm a wildlife nutjob - I know this poo. Sometimes for a laugh I'll dive into Wiki and look for errors.

Besides wiki can only tell you so much - it won't tell you what the breath of a really fcked off elephant seal smells like, nor how fast someobody has to run to outpace a bull sea lion that thinks your innocent cough was an invitation to dance...

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Tuesday, August 10, 2010 8:26:15 AM
Hey. A candle fish.

NitroJunkie
Male, 70 & Over, Africa
 766 Posts
Tuesday, August 10, 2010 7:55:31 AM
@MattPrince

The Wikipedia is strong with this one.

Jui37
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 463 Posts
Tuesday, August 10, 2010 12:31:22 AM
@BunnyNaku-That pretty much sums it up lol

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Tuesday, August 10, 2010 12:28:46 AM
>.<!!

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Tuesday, August 10, 2010 12:03:59 AM
"@soundchic - it's a mammal, it lives mostly in or around seawater, it's not a whale or dolphin or walrus or porpoise/dugong. By my count, seals and sealions are interchangeable."

You obviously know jack about your pinnipeds sir.

Otarids (sea lions) are very different structurally from Phocid's (true seals). True seals are excellent swimmers and cr*p on land, sea-lions are better on land, and not so efficient under the water. The difference is *very* important as you can outrun a pissed off elephant or leopard seal - not so easy with an aggresive fur seal, or sea-lion. Of course you can't outswim either (unless you are Patrick Duffy).


rakoonhat
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 656 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 11:32:19 PM
hehe funny zookeepers..it reminds me of muddy mud skipper.
"do me a favor kid,would ja. ya lousy bum."

Ninabear3
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 93 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 10:36:07 PM
he looks pleased
-.-

so i'm pleased

eskimo9
Male, 18-29, Australia
 710 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 10:02:20 PM
@soundchic - it's a mammal, it lives mostly in or around seawater, it's not a whale or dolphin or walrus or porpoise/dugong. By my count, seals and sealions are interchangeable.

idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3934 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 9:35:32 PM
lol

YoungOola
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 325 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 9:25:39 PM
Well, its face doesn't show any emotion so I assume the rapid flipping of its tail means its happy.

Seak
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1509 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 7:15:42 PM
Haha very cute.

fabarati
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1228 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 6:53:32 PM
HOOYAH!

soundchic41
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 77 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 6:30:54 PM
its a sea lion. it was ear flaps. seals do not.

IamBored29
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 647 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 6:25:56 PM
Well its not like you can waterboard the fish...

KellsBells
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 316 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 6:04:21 PM
AAAAWWWWWW of the day? Definitely AotD worthy!!!!

Did I mention AAAWWWWWWW.

Jackdabomb
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 105 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 3:43:37 PM
D'AWWWWWWW

propagandi
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 725 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 3:35:21 PM
They taught the fish how to deepthroat?

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 2:08:46 PM
We made you a fish candle stick holder the least you can do is open your eyes you lazy bastard!

Adorable.

The_Garuness
Male, 18-29, Europe
 921 Posts
Monday, August 09, 2010 1:52:13 PM
Gerry1of1
That depends. Where do you want the candle to be located on the stripper? ;)

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