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Yahoo Answers!: Dumb Twilight Question #8 [Pic]

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Female, 13-17, Western US
 251 Posts
Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:22:53 PM
Why did I laugh so hard.,lkgjlhm

Male, 13-17, Europe
 595 Posts
Tuesday, August 03, 2010 5:26:52 AM
Well, that was disgusting... I still enjoyed it that any of the twilight films though :)

Male, 18-29, Canada
 1822 Posts
Tuesday, August 03, 2010 1:46:37 AM
I feel like the new Twilight movie might be fun to watch for monster fights. Haven't seen a good monster fight since Van Helsing.

Female, 18-29, Asia
 320 Posts
Tuesday, August 03, 2010 1:39:52 AM

They do drink blood, just animal blood.
And they do die. After the first 2 horrible movies, the third contains a battle where nothing more than a punch kills them if that.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 647 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:21:14 PM

All fiction is open to creative license, even if its unbearable to read or watch...that said, Vampires arnt real.

Glad I could clear that up for you.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1359 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 6:18:39 PM
I've heard variations of this before. Still disgustingly funny.

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 492 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 2:46:14 PM
Nosferatu is sad...

Male, 30-39, Western US
 4869 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 10:18:57 AM
Old joke: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "See you in a month."

Male, 18-29, Europe
 103 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 9:09:13 AM
twilight vampires is not real vampires. think about it. they dont have to drink blood, and they do not burn in sunlight...they are just invincible and gay. yes, that's right.

True blood has real vampires. evil, ugly, horny bloodlusty ,creepy awsome vampires that actually can die. it's entertaining.

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 76 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:59:56 AM
I puked in my mouth a little

Male, 18-29, Europe
 622 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:54:43 AM
KellsBells - Ennit! Even her power kicks ass. Started It's already better than in xmen too hah.

Male, 18-29, S. America
 15499 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:41:22 AM
I dont think there is any question about Twilight that is not dumb

Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:28:38 AM
lol the answer is the best

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 238 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:24:28 AM
That is pretty...nasty.

Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 7:18:45 AM
Just had my stomach turn a bit.

Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 316 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 5:51:58 AM
I just puked in my mouth. Why, oh WHY, did I have to be eating breakfast when I read this?

Bella is a whiny co-dependent masochistic. Twilight sucks. Sookie Stackhouse/TrueBlood FTW!!!!

Female, 18-29, Asia
 430 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 4:57:45 AM
I hate Bella ,I hate Twilight ...I think it's a stupid and boring Movie ...

Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 4:46:37 AM
""Old joke is old."

The irony is dumbfounding. "

It's only ironic if the writer meant to do it (which he didn't). Otherwise it's a statement, that happens to have it's own joke in itself. There is no reversal of circumstances, expectations, contradictions. Now if he said "New joke is old." then irony may be applied.

I know what you meant, but unfortunately I don't know if there is a term for the misappropriation of irony that occurred here.

For irony see #1 Use:

(I wrote this entire thing with full knowledge that I was making a jack-ass out of myself....but it's ironic because I knew it all along)

Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 4:28:46 AM
Old joke.

It's called vampire tea, and there is porn of it.

Male, 18-29, Australia
 8 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 1:20:16 AM
Full on win

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 93 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 11:40:55 PM
hahah I always wondered the same thing... good answer sir.

no longer do I have to ponder

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 10:37:56 PM
IssaTheFiend... then what do they have to live for??????

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 245 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 10:30:07 PM

Male, 18-29, Europe
 212 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 9:59:05 PM
ugh, that's nasty. twilight sucks horribly

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 127 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 9:55:19 PM
a gross win but win nonetheless

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