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Yahoo Answers!: Dumb Twilight Question #8 [Pic]

Hits: 51284 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Skim
Female, 13-17, Western US
 251 Posts
Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:22:53 PM
Why did I laugh so hard.,lkgjlhm

Bioshocker
Male, 13-17, Europe
 595 Posts
Tuesday, August 03, 2010 5:26:52 AM
Well, that was disgusting... I still enjoyed it that any of the twilight films though :)

Crucible
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1822 Posts
Tuesday, August 03, 2010 1:46:37 AM
I feel like the new Twilight movie might be fun to watch for monster fights. Haven't seen a good monster fight since Van Helsing.

miraclewik
Female, 18-29, Asia
 320 Posts
Tuesday, August 03, 2010 1:39:52 AM
Perv,

They do drink blood, just animal blood.
And they do die. After the first 2 horrible movies, the third contains a battle where nothing more than a punch kills them if that.

IamBored29
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 647 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:21:14 PM
@Perviggo

All fiction is open to creative license, even if its unbearable to read or watch...that said, Vampires arnt real.

Glad I could clear that up for you.

howlingwolf
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1359 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 6:18:39 PM
I've heard variations of this before. Still disgustingly funny.

Avalessa
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 492 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 2:46:14 PM
Nosferatu is sad...

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4827 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 10:18:57 AM
Old joke: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "See you in a month."

perviggo
Male, 18-29, Europe
 103 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 9:09:13 AM
twilight vampires is not real vampires. think about it. they dont have to drink blood, and they do not burn in sunlight...they are just invincible and gay. yes, that's right.

True blood has real vampires. evil, ugly, horny bloodlusty ,creepy awsome vampires that actually can die. it's entertaining.

ladymanson
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 76 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:59:56 AM
I puked in my mouth a little

Khronnus
Male, 18-29, Europe
 622 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:54:43 AM
KellsBells - Ennit! Even her power kicks ass. Started It's already better than in xmen too hah.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:41:22 AM
I dont think there is any question about Twilight that is not dumb

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:28:38 AM
lol the answer is the best

alley228
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 238 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:24:28 AM
That is pretty...nasty.

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 7:18:45 AM
Just had my stomach turn a bit.

KellsBells
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 316 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 5:51:58 AM
I just puked in my mouth. Why, oh WHY, did I have to be eating breakfast when I read this?

Bella is a whiny co-dependent masochistic. Twilight sucks. Sookie Stackhouse/TrueBlood FTW!!!!

AntiCool88
Female, 18-29, Asia
 430 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 4:57:45 AM
I hate Bella ,I hate Twilight ...I think it's a stupid and boring Movie ...

Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 4:46:37 AM
""Old joke is old."

The irony is dumbfounding. "

It's only ironic if the writer meant to do it (which he didn't). Otherwise it's a statement, that happens to have it's own joke in itself. There is no reversal of circumstances, expectations, contradictions. Now if he said "New joke is old." then irony may be applied.

I know what you meant, but unfortunately I don't know if there is a term for the misappropriation of irony that occurred here.

For irony see #1 Use:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

(I wrote this entire thing with full knowledge that I was making a jack-ass out of myself....but it's ironic because I knew it all along)

Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 4:28:46 AM
Old joke.

It's called vampire tea, and there is porn of it.

Inoziodotnil
Male, 18-29, Australia
 8 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 1:20:16 AM
Full on win

Ninabear3
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 93 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 11:40:55 PM
hahah I always wondered the same thing... good answer sir.

no longer do I have to ponder

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 10:37:56 PM
IssaTheFiend... then what do they have to live for??????

m0527j3
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 245 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 10:30:07 PM
I LOVE WHOEVER ANSWERED THAT!

J_Action
Male, 18-29, Europe
 212 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 9:59:05 PM
ugh, that's nasty. twilight sucks horribly

limecapp
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 127 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 9:55:19 PM
xDDDDDDD win
a gross win but win nonetheless

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