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The Least Fun Massage Parlor In Town [Pic]

Hits: 43823 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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HiFuMi
Female, 18-29, Western US
 18 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 12:51:08 PM
I really hate that stupid happy ending crap! I worked very hard for my massage certificate, and put in over 300 hours towards continuing my education. I dont appreciate people turning what I do into a sexual thing!

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:00:22 AM
No Happy Ending isn't a very happy way to end.

tstyblucryns
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 498 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 4:08:07 PM
@Angell

Clearly that's a portion of their business they are okay with losing. I'd say they've seen enough old man boners for them not to be too greedy.

42GandS
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 15 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 3:46:53 PM
I just tell my clients "I can start with a massage and end with a massage or I can start with a massage and end with....a massage"

Jackdabomb
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 105 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 3:02:36 PM
Way to lose a ton of your customers

starfl4ke
Female, 18-29, Europe
 351 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 12:46:38 PM
As a masseuse, I fully endorse this sign..

Angell
Male, 18-29, Europe
 37 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 11:38:54 AM
massage*

Angell
Male, 18-29, Europe
 37 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 11:38:17 AM
Their profits just halved. And now people turn away when they see the sign..

Bad business ethics if you ask me...

A 'massgae technician' is quite capable of saying no on their own.

SPARTAKITTY
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2131 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 10:22:20 AM
:(

GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 9:58:26 AM
lol...I wonder what happened that made them have to put that sign up in the first place.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 6:16:49 AM
awww D:

Webb03
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 168 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 4:52:15 AM
No fun =/

Samosah
Male, 13-17, Europe
 45 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 4:11:33 AM
Massage technicians?

aseirinn
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 879 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 2:46:33 AM
its thai massage...they rub u longtime

bionicRod
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1105 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 2:44:17 AM
Everyone in here is staring at me.

jeffcomedy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 179 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 12:56:36 AM
Fun With Stereotypes.

CandyClown
Female, 18-29, Canada
 306 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 12:42:57 AM
The silhouette in the glass is definitely the Generic Facebook profile pic guy!

GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2900 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 11:35:17 PM
YAY SEX!!!

JDplaysFF
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 582 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 10:37:11 PM
mmmm....charred meat...

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4791 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 10:34:56 PM
What is the big deal about this sign? I would think that a lot of jerks assume the masseuse is a prostitute and ask for a happy ending, which is probably gets old after the 1000th time. Hence the sign

OmgZelda
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1600 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 8:59:11 PM
Too bad the reflection on the glass says "Thai Massage".

Way to caption fail.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2241 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 8:23:26 PM
Well... that's good to know in advance, no skating around the issue then... thank you, I'll take my business elsewhere.

Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1552 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 8:17:03 PM
Happy ending?
Happy Ending!

green_batman
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 730 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 8:01:24 PM
Tanning beds are called grills because you are literally cooking your skin and your skin is about as full of carcinogens afterward as charred meat.

B34sT
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 9 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 7:44:54 PM
at least its not false advertising....

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