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Who'd You Rather Be: Air Jordan Or Gates? [Pic]

Hits: 37196 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Intaresting
Male, 18-29, Europe
 812 Posts
Friday, August 06, 2010 2:09:49 PM
I'd be Jordan. I just couldn't resist the temptation of having a big black anaconda in my pants. Even if Gates has money, you can't buy a bigger p0n0s.

charliew07
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 9:01:50 PM
i wouldn't mind being either

kimkio
Female, 18-29, Europe
 967 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 3:00:26 PM
and i have to eat ketchup & boiling water soup every day

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 2:52:14 PM
>LifeRocker
Well said!

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 8:43:39 AM
And my house still isnt paid for. Seems like they could come off a hundred grand for a brother. Dang.

ippa
Female, 18-29, Europe
 176 Posts
Monday, August 02, 2010 3:10:51 AM
Bill Gates is hard core!

Jackdabomb
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 105 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 9:33:07 PM
Yes but Michael Jordan probably gets laid more often

mitha
Male, 18-29, Europe
 270 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 8:20:39 PM
Bioshocker: Just buy Neverland or something, there are wonderful ways to dump your money nowadays.

LifeRocker
Male, 13-17, Europe
 56 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 4:49:05 PM
"Is Bill Gates really a better person? Or better at life?"
Think about it this way... What changed your life the most? Watching Michael Jordan play with his pretty shiny ball? Or Bill Gates having founded Microsoft?

Bioshocker
Male, 13-17, Europe
 595 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 8:10:53 AM
Michael Jordan should invent a game where he has to spend more money than he has coming in to see if he can ever be out of pocket :)

peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3765 Posts
Sunday, August 01, 2010 12:07:45 AM
"Peloos: there is still a huuuuge gap between the earnings of these two.. The fact that from the viewpoint of mortal man it looks close doesn't alter the fact that the difference between jordans' $40 mill and Gates' $40 bill is a factor of 1000."

You're missing my point, though. I understand how big of a gap there is. What I want to know is how a financial gap equals a happiness gap. Is Bill Gates really a better person? Or better at life? I'm not trying to debase Bill here because he's an awesome guy. I just don't understand how somebody with millions of dollars is supposed to feel lesser because somebody else has more money than him. I'm one of those people who has always been bothered by how much worth most people put into money.

omggilyy
Female, 13-17, Western US
 590 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 5:27:50 PM
HOORAY FOR THE NERDS

ingrateful
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 419 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 5:27:14 PM
Gates be trollin'

alley228
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 238 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 4:04:14 PM
love gates' face :)

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24476 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:35:02 PM
nerd wins indeed!

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 11:20:24 AM
But both men should be happy with their lot in life. If not, then they have failed.

banjolegs
Male, 30-39, Europe
 176 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 10:57:21 AM
Peloos: there is still a huuuuge gap between the earnings of these two.. The fact that from the viewpoint of mortal man it looks close doesn't alter the fact that the difference between jordans' $40 mill and Gates' $40 bill is a factor of 1000

peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3765 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 10:20:57 AM
Jordan is also a shrewd businessman. He dabbles in a lot of things, including ownership of the Charlotte Bobcats, a racing team, his shoe line, etc etc etc.

It's a stupid debate though really because when you have as much money as he does the difference between him and Gates is trivial anyway. I'm pretty sure Mike is extremely happy with his life.

Shahar102
Female, 18-29, Europe
 518 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 8:22:35 AM
xD

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 9867 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 8:17:20 AM
"and Gates is giving 99% of his money to charity when he dies."

AFTER the US government gets 55% of it.

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 9867 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 8:15:42 AM
Bill Gates current net worth = $53 billion

Don't forget to count the value of Microsoft in that.

600R3d
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 5:51:01 AM
Bill Gates current net worth = $53 billion
Michael Jordan 500 year savings = $32.5 billion

x13purplesta
Female, 30-39, Canada
 235 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 5:38:54 AM
@ Paddy...why do you think Jordan is respected all over the world? People who are suffering and starving have better things to I think about, I would imagine. I live in Canada and I could not care less about him or basketball in general. I respect Gates, who is making a difference to everyone, regardless of whether they know who he is or not.

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5188 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 3:11:38 AM
I heard hes gonna give his kids like. .001 pct of all that money which is like 10 million or something. Forgot where I heard that.

Chojiro
Male, 18-29, Europe
 247 Posts
Saturday, July 31, 2010 3:11:18 AM
Just sorta swoop it up as you're passing along! Like a boss.

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