 Hiromi
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1153 Posts
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Saturday, July 31, 2010 4:23:36 PM
Reminds me of putting 'find chuck norris' in a google search engine and pressing 'I'm feeling lucky.'
Haha. |
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 dontcare91
Male, 13-17, Western US
65 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 11:41:45 PM
Holy poo chuck norris kicks ass for realz now!
Don't hurt me, i can feel his presence staring at me through the interwebz right now! oh god im scared... |
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 Major-K
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
71 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 7:54:45 PM
Never mess with Chuck Norris, haha |
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 defiythelie
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
232 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 5:05:24 PM
"More proof that natural selection no longer applies" natural selection only works when beings are living in nature. We live in a almost 85% artificial man made environment. |
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 simim23
Female, 18-29, Southern US
1435 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 11:44:10 AM
What in the name of f*uck makes you even consider to want to try to attempt to mug Chuck Norris?
I think Jackie Chan was next on their list. |
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 SPARTAKITTY
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2131 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 9:28:50 AM
Chuck Norris for president. |
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 meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
6716 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 8:55:08 AM
Good ole Chuck Norris. Thats a good story. |
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 stephg08
Female, 18-29, Canada
200 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 8:35:08 AM
can't f*ck with Chuck lol |
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 unlk
Male, 18-29, S. America
233 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 8:15:37 AM
haha the chuck norris one was real funny and the lion one too...what a dumbass |
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bombaytech
Male, 18-29, Western US
151 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 7:42:57 AM
Anyone who's been to Dallas can believe #1 |
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 donthaveone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
958 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 7:30:23 AM
Chuck Norris = FTW |
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 apk892
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
149 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 6:56:48 AM
dragosal it says he studied under bruce lee AND his best student. as in he studied under bruce lee and one more person that was bruce lee's best student. not that he was his best student. |
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 dragosal
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1634 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 6:11:04 AM
yeah fair enough, didnt see that part baal. jumped the gun |
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 yanging
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
172 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 6:07:27 AM
the caption is misleading. Natural selection always applies; these criminals just fail the natural selection test |
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 MEZA
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
333 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 5:40:40 AM
Thursday, July 29, 2010 8:29:50 PM
@neko
well it sorta does
-living in tornado valley
-driving drunk
-living on fast food
-picking a fight with chuck norris
just to name a few
Tornado alley idiot, and living there has nothing to do with intelligence. |
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MEZA
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
333 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 5:37:19 AM
I never realized the extent of chucks badassery |
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 JUGGALETTEx0
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1366 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 5:29:50 AM
He's also in a lot of movies but thats like the show he's famous for. |
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JUGGALETTEx0
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1366 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 5:29:21 AM
@Siyanor He played Walker...Walker Texas Ranger. |
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 Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
4753 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 4:42:45 AM
Dragosal:
"9th degree in Jeet Kune Do under Bruce Lee and Lee’s best student, Dan Inosanto." |
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Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
4753 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 4:41:16 AM
Though... actually I think #4 was the stupidest.
In #1, they might have been hoping for a lucky stab. Hell I've seen Keanu Reeves do more in a movie than Chuck, I'm not scared of Keanu. They might have thought it was some similar camera work and Choreography helping out.
The somali pirates on the other hand.... what if they even drating hit the thing? Nothing. What if they got on board? Even more screwed than when they were on their own boat. |
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dragosal
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1634 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 4:39:05 AM
chuck norris does have many black belts but he was NOT bruce lee's best student. chuck norris failed lee's training and if he does have a blackbelt he would have had to have learned it from someone else |
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Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
4753 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 4:32:06 AM
The Chuck Norris one was amazing. :)
"And that pr0n terrorist one should've got one cos it technically did remove his genes from the gene pool (blew his bollocks up), it just didn't kill him."
Read the last line of that one. |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5161 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 3:01:09 AM
Yea that last 1 was awesome to read. |
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 shneeblefish
Male, 18-29, Europe
512 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 2:14:21 AM
"@neko
well it sorta does
-living in tornado valley
-driving drunk
-living on fast food
-picking a fight with chuck norris
just to name a few"
You forgot evey Darwin award ever... awarded. And that pr0n terrorist one should've got one cos it technically did remove his genes from the gene pool (blew his bollocks up), it just didn't kill him. |
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shneeblefish
Male, 18-29, Europe
512 Posts
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Friday, July 30, 2010 2:11:53 AM
pmsl at chuck XD
If you're going to mug someone who does that sort of thing, even if you think it's fake you should probably make sure first... |
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