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Guys, The Diamond Industry Hates You [Pic]

Hits: 35098 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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belunan
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1511 Posts
Friday, July 23, 2010 11:20:13 PM
If a diamond is that important to her, she's probably capable of making it herself with a chunk of coal and some anal lube.

wertiana
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 222 Posts
Thursday, July 22, 2010 3:55:21 PM
girls can be so impatient

b0sanac1
Male, 18-29, Australia
 233 Posts
Thursday, July 22, 2010 10:14:44 AM
"She'll pretty much have to."

hahah that reference made my day

bombaytech
Male, 18-29, Western US
 151 Posts
Thursday, July 22, 2010 7:46:06 AM
She'll pretty much have to.

Samela
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 310 Posts
Thursday, July 22, 2010 7:01:05 AM
This is/was in the Philadelphia area. I have to say the first time I was driving on I-95 and saw it, I did a double take and LMAO!

wallywal
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 45 Posts
Thursday, July 22, 2010 5:35:27 AM
marriage is a mindset. nd the diamond is pointless.

Prejudiced
Female, 18-29, Australia
 250 Posts
Thursday, July 22, 2010 1:02:53 AM
"how is she even doing that with her fingers? i can't do that without my pinky coming up and getting in the freakin way"

Use your thumb to hold your pinky down while doing it, like she is. ._.

xiquiripat
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2419 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 11:07:55 PM
If I find the right girl I'm designing my own ring. For a rock that costs so much diamonds are so boring.

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 10:12:26 PM
awesome. just.. awesome.

AnInsomniac
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 322 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 9:12:21 PM
Lmao that's actually pretty funny!

kittkatkatie
Female, 18-29, Western US
 110 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 8:41:59 PM
how is she even doing that with her fingers? i can't do that without my pinky coming up and getting in the freakin way

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11733 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 8:36:15 PM
We used to flip that finger in high school. They couldn't do anything because we were not flipping off anyone. Yeah, we were rebels.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 7:26:25 PM
Diamonds are Forever... just ask any man who's had to pay one off.

liklepip
Female, 18-29, Europe
 136 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 6:06:54 PM
Diamonds rings are pretty, , my dad was going to get me one for my exam results me one, he gave me a cheap 50p thing before hand to wear before i had chosen what i wanted, unfortuantly i had lost it before the end of that week, i never got my ring but i got a holiday instead.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11420 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 5:27:30 PM
It's possible to make diamond in a lab, from carbon.

It's possible to get carbon from hair.

So...you can give an ethically sound and very personal diamond by having one made from your own hair. Or their hair. Or a pet's hair. Whatever.

lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1271 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 5:21:30 PM
I like jewelry, but honestly, I am not willing to wear a stone that is covered in the blood of inocent people. There are plenty of cheaper, prettier and cleaner stones in the market. Yes, I still have my vanity, but at least I try to find out where that stone I wear comes from.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11420 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 4:59:07 PM
It has no real value to YOU. First, you're 13-17, you're still nub at life.

You haven't saved up from your little checks for months to buy your girlfriend a ring that you hope she'll LOVE, and when you DO ask her to marry you, seeing her face light up and tell you how much she loves the ring.

Yeah, no real value at all. GG.



Why not just give her the money you earned instead? That's better in every way. It's a more honest testament to her character and it doesn't support a corrupt cartel based on abusing people to sell tiny bits of rock at vastly inflated prices to fools who buy them to impress other, more mercenary fools.

Maybe I'm weird, but I'd want anyone I married to love me, not money I spent to support abusing people.

ElMustache
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1622 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 3:53:35 PM
The diamond syndicate is one of the most vile, horrid, vicious industries around. Any woman who really wants a diamond should be made aware of the lives that are destroyed by the process. And with todays technology you can always have one engineered and not have supported the war lords in africa.

Smokeylove11
Female, 13-17, Western US
 292 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 2:53:56 PM
Awesome billboard. >_>

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24534 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 2:46:27 PM
Thats brilliant!

yarrrpirate
Male, 18-29, Europe
 397 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 2:01:43 PM
Yay, jewelry coated with African child blood!

daisy822
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1046 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 1:39:29 PM
this is in philly:)))

osmandias
Male, 40-49, Europe
 206 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 1:14:02 PM
Xerasia: "if i'm going to settle for a rock, i'd rather have an island."
Not in it for the diamonds, but self esteem isn't missing either. With this attitude chances are you'll get your island.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 12:57:00 PM
*Boomsie

While i was using the dognut as just a general example....I was still like "YAY" when i read your reply.....YAY!!!

Xerasia
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1340 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 12:48:12 PM
personally, i've never been into the whole diamond thing. it's just a f*cking rock, and if i'm going to settle for a rock, i'd rather have an island.

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