 SvampeBob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
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Monday, August 30, 2010 7:34:07 AM
  hahahahhaha  |
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 MetalicDemon
Male, 18-29, Europe
1712 Posts
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Tuesday, July 20, 2010 1:15:23 PM
... |
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 nofatchicks
Male, 18-29, Western US
261 Posts
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Monday, July 19, 2010 10:40:58 PM
"My girlfriend does not mind when I do that. I try and make a Z across the face for good measure though."
lucky bastard
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 Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
1536 Posts
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Monday, July 19, 2010 3:00:41 PM
"But how could you get sailors into someones eye. who is with me."
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No, that's seamen. |
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 Calummac
Male, 13-17, Europe
343 Posts
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Monday, July 19, 2010 2:44:41 PM
But how could you get sailors into someones eye. who is with me. |
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 meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
6716 Posts
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Monday, July 19, 2010 7:29:04 AM
Ugh. |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
5245 Posts
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Monday, July 19, 2010 12:24:01 AM
lol @ iambored29 |
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 Finwicket
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
373 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 11:08:08 PM
My girlfriend does not mind when I do that. I try and make a Z across the face for good measure though. |
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 IamBored29
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
647 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:52:12 PM
"...so this time, i put it in your cake!" |
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 Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
3819 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 3:26:56 PM
Happy Birthday Dad...like...is this a prop from My Two Dads? I don't get it. |
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 DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2764 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:42:42 PM
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah, Full Recovery! |
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 GirlieMutant
Female, 18-29, Europe
238 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:27:49 PM
Hate when that happens o.o
What?
It's effin salty, it hurts! |
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 henryhendrix
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
724 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 10:57:30 AM
"Happy birthday, dad"....? 0.0 |
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 Flashbomb7
Male, 13-17, Asia
53 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 8:41:58 AM
Best. Apology. Ever!!! |
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 sarahjanae
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
91 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 8:17:30 AM
Ha! That happened to me one time. I looked down, and bloop. Fun times. |
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 IRockYeah
Male, 30-39, Europe
2141 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 7:07:09 AM
"not gonna lie, she deserves an apology cake. semen in the eye is one of the most painful things ever.
And you would know how? |
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 hatface
Male, 18-29, Europe
614 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 7:04:49 AM
@at lyckosam, i imagine a penis in the eye smarts something bad as well |
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im_smart
Male, 18-29, Southern US
100 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:24:56 AM
i love how the writing is in white |
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 lyckosam
Male, 18-29, Europe
193 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 6:24:44 AM
not gonna lie, she deserves an apology cake. semen in the eye is one of the most painful things ever. |
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 cher-boy
Male, 18-29, Europe
67 Posts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010 3:24:01 AM
I have the feeling the next one will say "sorry i put semen in your cake" |
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iCyborg
Male, 18-29, Asia
178 Posts
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Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:51:15 PM
@deathxtra - +1 Internet to you Sir, well played |
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 MEZA
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
333 Posts
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Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:02:55 PM
And I'm sorry for giving you the clap! |
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 xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
3842 Posts
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Saturday, July 17, 2010 10:37:02 PM
When in doubt, make a semen themed cake. everybody knows that! |
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 deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
2810 Posts
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Saturday, July 17, 2010 9:59:11 PM
She never saw him coming. |
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CoffeeTalk
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
192 Posts
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Saturday, July 17, 2010 9:18:42 PM
At least she seen him coming(sp)...!!! |
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