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God Has Something To Say About Nerds [Pic]

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campofclay
Male, 30-39, Western US
 177 Posts
Monday, July 19, 2010 1:00:38 PM
Romans 9:10-13, “Not only that, but Rebekah's children had one and the same father, our father Isaac. Yet, before the twins were born or had done anything good or bad—in order that God's purpose in election might stand: not by works but by him who calls—she was told, ‘The older will serve the younger.’ Just as it is written: ‘Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.’

Um... yeah...

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Monday, July 19, 2010 8:07:39 AM
I think the cartoonize yourself chick in the tanktop and short shorts is hott and lots more intreasing than this.

Flibmeister
Female, 18-29, Europe
 840 Posts
Monday, July 19, 2010 5:08:37 AM
so... why was esau a nerd then?

SuperNerdFTW
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 24 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 11:37:14 PM
He hates us because we can prove he doesn't exist >_> *puts up religious attack shield*

MykeUK
Male, 18-29, Europe
 365 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 10:38:24 AM
Mmmmmmmm Paintshop.

b0sanac1
Male, 18-29, Australia
 233 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 10:04:20 AM
"Why for no one can tell it's a shoop."

because its not.

Duffers
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 43 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 5:34:09 AM
I'm gonna be protesting these morons (westboro baptist church) in OKC on tuesday. If any oklahomans are on here and read this, come to the protests. Hit me up for more info.

FrigginMo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 266 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 12:16:52 AM
Why for no one can tell it's a shoop.

freer6246
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 10 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 10:17:59 PM
I laughed at this because it reminded me of Lost. The Man in Black got a nickname "Esau" online since the similarities between MIB/Jacob and Jacob/Esau. And then I consider everybody I know that watches Lost to be nerdy. So w/ the finale of Lost (which was a total mindfark, and I loved it), God hates us for what he put us through those long 6 years...

lordpoee
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 101 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 7:35:25 PM
@lockedup
You are correct in that Jacob was a con-artist, but Esau was not a murdering non-nice individual, though he did theraten to kill his brother. Many years later Jacob returned with many gifts for Esau, Esau refused the gifts but Jacob bowed before him and insist Esau receive them.

Jacob took Esau's birthright because he felt Esau was not responsible enough to recieve it. In accepting the lentils, he proved it.

entwife
Female, 18-29, Western US
 537 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 7:10:44 PM
These f*ckers are going to picket Comic-Con next week, can you believe it? They have nooooooo idea what they are poking their nose into

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 6:18:21 PM
> lockedup
> Jacob was a con-artist and Esau was a homicidal non-nice individual

Esau's other name (Edom) means Red; he was supposed to inherit EVERYTHING from his dad but he sold it all to Jacob for a bowl of lentil soup. Moral of the story: Never trust a deal with a Ranga (redhead to you Yanks).

aninred
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 114 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 5:46:21 PM
I'm more amused that this guy toting around Bible verses as if he gets offended by every little thing...

is using a rainbow for his sign background :P

lockedup
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 298 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:53:05 AM
Rom 9:13 - "Jacob I loved, Esau I hated" Jacob was a con-artist and Esau was a homicidal non-nice individual. No reference to nerds...

Buck176
Male, 30-39, Western US
 382 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:22:04 AM
How does he feel about intolerant @$$holes? Looks like he made that out of his registered sex offender sign.

MKBrandies
Female, 18-29, Europe
 10 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:17:25 AM
Lolathon!

AnInsomniac
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 322 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 10:05:43 AM
Wow...I'm impressed...I had no idea that Dr. Seuss was around when the bible was written...After all, Dr. Seuss is the one who coined the word nerd. How much more moronic can these hardcore religious groups get...I don't think Christians are bad, but the ones that hate everyone because they're different really piss me off.

Dr_Sexy
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1579 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 10:02:32 AM
but surely the nerds are the meek?

goldspot7
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 177 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 3:58:50 AM
what an irony

Prejudiced
Female, 18-29, Australia
 250 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 2:15:25 AM

"You can get four flavors if you get the double-coated nerds."

Mind... Blown...

elbat
Female, 18-29, Europe
 188 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 1:01:26 AM
what Esau got to do with nerds?

AtheistAlien
Male, 30-39, Western US
 809 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 11:40:09 PM
I've heard enough of this religion crap...oh...guess not...*Facepalm*

deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2810 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 11:13:38 PM
As it is written.
"I loved Jacob
but hated Esau."



..whut?
also, not a religious guy, got a bible from my aunt as a crappy birthday present.

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 10:34:05 PM
"Why would God hate those delightfully tart little candies? You can get two flavors to a box! Two! That's two candies in one!"

You can get four flavors if you get the double-coated nerds.

choonma
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 146 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 10:25:01 PM
> Smashking
> dont badmouth Westboro, next they'll protest "God hates IABers! Genesis 1:1!!"

More likely "God hates IABers! Proverbs 26:11!!"
-Lionhart2

mmmm... vomit...

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