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The Great Mermaid Debate: Tops Or Bottoms? [Pic]

Hits: 45760 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Male, 18-29, Southern US
 8 Posts
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 12:43:17 AM
fish top. When the girl has the brain of a fish sex is always an option. Blowjays are good but you have to wait until she's ready for it

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Friday, July 23, 2010 7:40:00 PM
fish bottom, at least you can still talk to someone. Plus, I'm sure she has a fishey hole somewhere down there

Female, 13-17, Southern US
 30 Posts
Thursday, July 22, 2010 12:21:49 AM
Fish head.
Girls talk too much anyways.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 212 Posts
Wednesday, July 21, 2010 10:03:31 AM
fish bottom hellavon has it right

Male, 13-17, Australia
 89 Posts
Tuesday, July 20, 2010 6:08:29 AM
hellavon has the right idea.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 112 Posts
Monday, July 19, 2010 10:08:26 AM
Fish bottom, blowjays ftw

Male, 13-17, Western US
 80 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 11:19:13 PM
fish bottom.
fish head would creep me out

Male, 18-29, Western US
 80 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 9:38:35 PM
haha.. hmmm.. top half definitely... can't really... talk to a fish head... and get an understandable response.. haha

Female, 18-29, Europe
 518 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 8:50:32 PM
idk really, ima girl so fish-bottom for me :D

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 392 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 5:08:45 PM
ill take fish bottom. I look at that

Male, 18-29, Europe
 165 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 1:20:23 PM
Bottom no doubt, unhabited island, companion (never mentionates sex)

Meh, i rather listening the fish half "FWAP"

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 809 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 9:49:49 AM
if its going to look like either of these 2....i want top half

Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15860 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 9:37:41 PM
Fish head, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.

Male, 13-17, Canada
 253 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 5:14:30 PM
Top half human, Then you got boobs, and blowjobs, and fish have vagina's right? If you pick top half fish, blowjobs will feel horrible, and it will die in seconds due to gills, not lungs.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 310 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 2:39:28 PM
also, please don't ask why I know so much about the genitals of aquatic mammals... I don't know why I do either...

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 310 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 2:33:51 PM
Well assuming a mermaid is still mammalian in nature(has mammary glands, apparently has lungs, warm blooded. has hair.) then the reproductive system will still be relatively similar, despite outward appearance. What's more, since it is an aquatic mammal, an the normal procedure for land mammals are ineffective in water, there will be the added bonus of a system where the muscles in the genitals are used to massage the male instead of normal pumping (as is the case with dolphins, porpoises, etc.)

TL;DR Normal mermaid would still be a better choice because the reproductive system will at least still be mammalian.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 25 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 1:37:39 PM
1 word. Blowjobs.

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 150 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:34:38 AM
top half- fish still have a place to expel eggs, so: technical vagina.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 196 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:21:12 AM
The poop has to come out somewhere, astrogirl! ... need I say more?

Female, 18-29, Canada
 169 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 11:14:18 AM
ya can't drat a fish! ... need I say more?

Male, 18-29, Europe
 339 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 10:39:41 AM
raiin... will you marry me? haha!

but really id have it the normal way round, i have a feeling if i was stuck on a desert island the lack of conversation might kill me, at least top half human can talk... and has b00bies! :D

Male, 13-17, Canada
 2068 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 10:30:31 AM
top half. hands down.

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5320 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 8:21:55 AM
Code: *Types 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42...[Enter]* "What were you doing out there with surgical tools?"
Alien: "Nothing. Just cooking a fish... Say, where's that forbidden key?..."
Code: "..."

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 562 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 7:15:42 AM
got one word for ya... cloaca! tada!

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 196 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 6:30:59 AM
Well since we're talking mermaids here... I'm a surgeon and I'd just take both and combine the two to give her the surgery I *cough*, I mean SHE, deserves. Then we could do it in every position in existence AND have roasted fish for weeks!

...if all else fails, I'd just go to the hatch and go back in time before I ever got stranded :/

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