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Attention Students: A Career Reality [Pic]

Hits: 38098 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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McSaNctUarY
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 8 Posts
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 12:57:08 AM
yeah because I always thought I'd work monitoring the matrix

mvangild
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 528 Posts
Sunday, July 18, 2010 11:03:52 PM
Zolaki,

Yeah, you're pretty much right on there. It's hard to find the job you went to college for. On the other hand, they do exist. I happened to stumble across the one I have now, and wouldn't trade it for anything. Keep looking, and good luck.

Zolaki
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 69 Posts
Saturday, July 17, 2010 9:53:32 AM
@@@yarrrpirate
"Im actually going for a doctorate in engineering at Cambridge University."

If that's the case, you're far more likely to be doing the things in the first picture, like many other engineers.

Lol weell considering i work for shell oil as an engineers intern. I know exactly what they do. and to tell you that its the stereotypical "lets stare at a computer 8 hours a day and not move from my cubicle" would be an understatement.
And another thing.

a doctorate in engineering is basically useless. Its a very useless thing. Almost all of the engineers i know have told me that getting a doctorate in engineering isnt worth the paper its written on. ( haha stole that from someone elses comment, anyway) All im trying to say is that it isnt a big deal because that guy will be doing the exact same thing as the engineers with bachelors. sad to say.

Ologo
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 11:11:22 PM
Meh!

screwzlooose
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 377 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 10:59:30 AM
and thats why i didnt bother.

instead, i own a small business, and work for another part time...

im not rich, but i generally do what i want all day.

deltaumarcus
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2569 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 9:33:33 AM
Guys. This is a rare look into the how fancy acutally feels about himself. Be kind

GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 9:02:28 AM
Basically.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13456 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 5:59:16 AM
Oh ya well I've got 3 masters and a doctorate in zombification so I get paid to travel the world in my private top seceret fighter jet.

-acceptance-
Male, 18-29, Europe
 165 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 3:41:17 AM
@Skeezer1991

I lost the game.

Thank you betch..

sender02
Male, 18-29, Western US
 189 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 1:27:12 AM
I could genuinely enjoy having a career and doing tedious and repetative tasks for the rest of my life if it wasn't for the fact I'll probably be working with a large group of complete morons.

bombaytech
Male, 18-29, Western US
 151 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 11:41:52 PM
@duffytoler

I'm guessing you're the CEO of a major douche and tampon corporation?

Just guessing.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 11:27:58 PM
lmao

Skeezer1991
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 725 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 10:29:34 PM
I have fully accepted this fact at 19. I dunno if that makes me ahead of the game or behind...

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 10:19:15 PM
matrix ftw

Plangkye
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 258 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 8:37:33 PM
So after I finish my four years' bachelor's degree at culinary school, I'll be in a cubicle? Wow, being a pastry chef ain't all it's cracked up to be.

sparrowpants
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 58 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 7:52:39 PM
I was only willing to get a master's in physics because I wanted to avoid this.

Dream now dead. THANKS FANCY.

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 7:05:14 PM
HA! You can fit at least FOUR of them sorry cubes in *MY* office, punks. 32" widescreen monitors, quad-core pentiums, racks of lab equipment, and a door I can close to keep out the useless humps and riffraff.

yarrrpirate
Male, 18-29, Europe
 397 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 6:59:40 PM
"Im actually going for a doctorate in engineering at Cambridge University."

If that's the case, you're far more likely to be doing the things in the first picture, like many other engineers.

Hellioness
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 131 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 6:46:35 PM
At least you have drawers and a cupboard/shelve thing. I have to share a cubicle...at least until the end of the week when I finally get to work from home. :D

KellsBells
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 316 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:33:18 PM
No sh@t man! I'd kill to have my six years and $100K back considering the soul-sucking P.O.S. job I have thanks to my two bachelors degrees not being worth the paper they're written on!!

And eff all you frakkers with your own cubicle!! Quit your bitchin'! I have to share a 30 year old desk with a rotting 85 year old wench!

Someone shoot me NOW!

Zolaki
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 69 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:18:39 PM
Hey now, My cubicle is a LOT bigger than that. In your face! :P

AnInsomniac
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 322 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:17:37 PM
I love the fact that the computer in the cubicle has the iab logo and the word "meh" on the screen, even if it is really badly done with microsoft paint! XD I give it an A for the laugh, Bravo! XD

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:16:46 PM
He/she gets a CUPBOARD!??? Unfairz!! I'm on Strike now Fancy!

deadmeat553
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 148 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:06:20 PM
Im actually going for a doctorate in engineering at Cambridge University.

mykunter
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 2275 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 4:39:04 PM
Uggghh... Christ... How the hell can anyone work in a cubicle? I would be sucking on a shotgun barrel if I had to sit there all day.
Sure, my job sucks too, but occasionaly I get to thrash a 500 horse power, $100k car. Or blow stuff up with live air bags; got 3 sitting around right now :D

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