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Best Child Support Defense Excuse Yet [Pic]

Hits: 41502 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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MetalicDemon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1712 Posts
Sunday, July 25, 2010 6:57:55 AM
woah!!

puppies04
Male, 18-29, Europe
 630 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 10:51:38 AM
Worked for your momma

Pingas
Male, 13-17, Europe
 312 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 4:58:13 PM
"@ Duffy; Well, before DNA paternity testing a guy could just run off and leave the girl with the burden of raising a child alone because she was a big slut for having sex in the first place.

Now relax."

Having sex makes you a slut? Suuure...

Sh0rtEe
Male, 13-17, Western US
 45 Posts
Thursday, July 15, 2010 12:25:22 AM
hahaha cool that happened on my birthday!

geek_kittie
Female, 30-39, Canada
 66 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 1:12:11 PM
@ Duffy; Well, before DNA paternity testing a guy could just run off and leave the girl with the burden of raising a child alone because she was a big slut for having sex in the first place.

Now relax.

Elriuhilu
Male, 18-29, Australia
 276 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:48:39 PM
lol @ Rattyshirt
I wonder who her Smizmar is then

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:49:32 AM
Fat ugly bitch-from-hell gets pregnant off someone else, then points to whatever guy she REALLY wants and says: "THAT'S the father!"

Men - Can you imagine what life was like before DNA paternity testing?

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13542 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:46:58 AM
@zombiebish

When pui's done can I continue?? :-o

Rattyshirt
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 29 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:28:48 AM
Maybe she is an Amphibiosan, then all of the above would get her pregnant; and toilet seats.

pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4423 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:04:30 AM
I did a chick in her ear once and got her pregnant.

DickenMcHunt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1140 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 5:41:01 AM
If semens got in her belly buttons, he's the father.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 5:02:11 AM
ewwww lmaooo XD

Necrovampyr
Male, 18-29, Western US
 69 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 1:46:41 AM
maybe she got pregnant from watching 3D porn

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:53:42 PM
wow... the comments... they obviously weren't careful with live baby batter! end of story!!

lordpoee
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 101 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:31:59 PM
Always invite them to a hot wash cloth afterward...a very hot wash cloth...

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:21:19 PM
Sweet home, Alabama....

RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2698 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:32:06 PM
I lol'ed

zombiebish
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 137 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:29:42 PM
@Fuego I am just looking for an education, Pui is giving it and I am taking it, hard.

Fuego
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1292 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 7:41:46 PM
I came back here to see if Pui was still under the gun, but stayed for lulz courtesy of zombiebish

fivezones
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1028 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 7:30:22 PM
If she used a turkey baster afterwards, he is still going to have to pay. Unfair, yes. But this is what will happen if the DNA is his.

xXamwxxXx
Male, 18-29, Western US
 287 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:58:27 PM
alabama? no waaay.

edana42
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 2505 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:41:48 PM
@ shanir

first - I said ON the belly - not IN
second - the first part is scientifically true. google it....the second part is just a joke.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5266 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:02:41 PM
"Are we even sure this is a custody battle? Just sayin' "
It says "Child Support" on the form. Not "Custody."

"After reading all these comments the only thought ..."
Scenario: You and the wavy-haired Greek restaurant owner with which you've been having an affair, enjoy a session of "let's swap sausages."
He prefers to swallow.

You dive out of the window, just missed by the entry of Mrs. Wavy Haired Greek, who promptly demands to sit on his face (since he discovered you, he hasn't been with her.)

Some months later, you and he can be together since they are now divorced because she's pregnant but he's had a vasectomy...

campofclay
Male, 30-39, Western US
 177 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:31:24 PM
Are we even sure this is a custody battle? Just sayin'

Boadicea
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1668 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:20:24 PM
"Sperm cells die almost instantly when they touch anything other than the inside of a vagina.
So there."

I really really hope that's sarcasm.

DID ANYBODY TAKE SEX ED?? REALLY?? Google "splash pregnancy" for christ's sake.

Sperm can swim and if she was turned on by the BJ she was administering, she was probably aroused herself. Female arousal means WET VAGINA perfect for a sperm to SWIM INTO. People don't get pregnant only if the sperm is shot RIGHT into the cervix-- why do you think there are so many 'accidents' from "pulling out".

Nobody is talking about getting pregnant by swallowing sperm you unbelievable ignoramuses. Oh my God I can't believe people are this stupid and their education this terrible.

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