 MetalicDemon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1712 Posts
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Sunday, July 25, 2010 6:57:55 AM
woah!! |
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 puppies04
Male, 18-29, Europe
537 Posts
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Friday, July 16, 2010 10:51:38 AM
Worked for your momma |
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Pingas
Male, 13-17, Europe
312 Posts
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Thursday, July 15, 2010 4:58:13 PM
"@ Duffy; Well, before DNA paternity testing a guy could just run off and leave the girl with the burden of raising a child alone because she was a big slut for having sex in the first place.
Now relax."
Having sex makes you a slut? Suuure... |
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Sh0rtEe
Male, 13-17, Western US
45 Posts
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Thursday, July 15, 2010 12:25:22 AM
hahaha cool that happened on my birthday! |
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 geek_kittie
Female, 30-39, Canada
66 Posts
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 1:12:11 PM
@ Duffy; Well, before DNA paternity testing a guy could just run off and leave the girl with the burden of raising a child alone because she was a big slut for having sex in the first place.
Now relax. |
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 Elriuhilu
Male, 18-29, Australia
276 Posts
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:48:39 PM
lol @ Rattyshirt
I wonder who her Smizmar is then |
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 duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
5220 Posts
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:49:32 AM
Fat ugly bitch-from-hell gets pregnant off someone else, then points to whatever guy she REALLY wants and says: "THAT'S the father!"
Men - Can you imagine what life was like before DNA paternity testing? |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10257 Posts
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:46:58 AM
@zombiebish
When pui's done can I continue?? :-o |
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Rattyshirt
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
29 Posts
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:28:48 AM
Maybe she is an Amphibiosan, then all of the above would get her pregnant; and toilet seats. |
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 pmarren
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
3388 Posts
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:04:30 AM
I did a chick in her ear once and got her pregnant. |
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 DickenMcHunt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1140 Posts
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 5:41:01 AM
If semens got in her belly buttons, he's the father. |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
5245 Posts
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 5:02:11 AM
ewwww lmaooo XD |
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 Necrovampyr
Male, 18-29, Western US
69 Posts
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 1:46:41 AM
maybe she got pregnant from watching 3D porn |
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 DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2764 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:53:42 PM
wow... the comments... they obviously weren't careful with live baby batter! end of story!! |
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 lordpoee
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
101 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:31:59 PM
Always invite them to a hot wash cloth afterward...a very hot wash cloth... |
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 xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
3842 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:21:19 PM
Sweet home, Alabama.... |
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 RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2698 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:32:06 PM
I lol'ed |
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 zombiebish
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
137 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:29:42 PM
@Fuego I am just looking for an education, Pui is giving it and I am taking it, hard. |
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 Fuego
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1292 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 7:41:46 PM
I came back here to see if Pui was still under the gun, but stayed for lulz courtesy of zombiebish |
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 fivezones
Male, 40-49, Western US
1028 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 7:30:22 PM
If she used a turkey baster afterwards, he is still going to have to pay. Unfair, yes. But this is what will happen if the DNA is his. |
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 xXamwxxXx
Male, 18-29, Western US
287 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 5:58:27 PM
alabama? no waaay.
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 edana42
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
2358 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:41:48 PM
@ shanir
first - I said ON the belly - not IN
second - the first part is scientifically true. google it....the second part is just a joke. |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2424 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:02:41 PM
"Are we even sure this is a custody battle? Just sayin' "
It says "Child Support" on the form. Not "Custody."
"After reading all these comments the only thought ..."
Scenario: You and the wavy-haired Greek restaurant owner with which you've been having an affair, enjoy a session of "let's swap sausages."
He prefers to swallow.
You dive out of the window, just missed by the entry of Mrs. Wavy Haired Greek, who promptly demands to sit on his face (since he discovered you, he hasn't been with her.)
Some months later, you and he can be together since they are now divorced because she's pregnant but he's had a vasectomy...
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campofclay
Male, 30-39, Western US
177 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:31:24 PM
Are we even sure this is a custody battle? Just sayin'
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 Boadicea
Female, 18-29, Canada
1668 Posts
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:20:24 PM
"Sperm cells die almost instantly when they touch anything other than the inside of a vagina.
So there."
I really really hope that's sarcasm.
DID ANYBODY TAKE SEX ED?? REALLY?? Google "splash pregnancy" for christ's sake.
Sperm can swim and if she was turned on by the BJ she was administering, she was probably aroused herself. Female arousal means WET VAGINA perfect for a sperm to SWIM INTO. People don't get pregnant only if the sperm is shot RIGHT into the cervix-- why do you think there are so many 'accidents' from "pulling out".
Nobody is talking about getting pregnant by swallowing sperm you unbelievable ignoramuses. Oh my God I can't believe people are this stupid and their education this terrible. |
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