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The Periodic Table Of Swearing [Pic]

Hits: 48505 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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kittkatkatie
Female, 18-29, Western US
 110 Posts
Monday, July 19, 2010 9:27:53 AM
this is so from the uk. they say arse instead of ass and have more swearwords than us. damn.

geekphr34k
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 34 Posts
Friday, July 16, 2010 10:18:42 PM
this needs an audio sampler so we can hear our favorite swears pronounced.

GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2900 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 10:37:22 PM
My favorite is "Christ on a f*cking bike." LOL

bored-am-I
Male, 30-39, Europe
 783 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 4:17:43 PM
@alexander_xx

I hate Hugh Grant too. Still, it was just a response to you saying bugger isn't a British swear word. I mean, in the Periodic table of swearing there has to be some Noble Gases amongst the more heavy loaded motherf***ers. Even if Helium is a lighter gas than your average C**ksucking fart doens't make it less valuable in the chart, Alexander A**wipe.

Still...I do miss the American classic Unclef**ker. Thank you Southpark.

GreyYes
Female, 18-29, Western US
 420 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 2:40:55 PM
o_O wow a lot of these just seem really stupid

lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3420 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 6:38:02 AM
I'm quite fond of toss and arse.

DickenMcHunt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1140 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 5:58:53 AM
I wish there was an option in my profile to run swearing on/off...


magoo22
Male, 30-39, Australia
 663 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 5:58:37 AM
@Hansompod Good one!

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:28:26 PM
I hear ya, xtreme_dude. We all hate the swear filter. The best is when you write c o c ktail. it comes out roostertail.

globpharm
Male, 18-29, Europe
 198 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 6:32:07 PM
C**t is the most used one around me. I use it at least 15 times a day.

alexander_xx
Male, 18-29, Europe
 339 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:49:14 PM
@handsompod, good for you man, its how the word should be! :P so long as you dont bring us down by acting like hugh grant im still happy lol

for the record, any americans watching that clip, its humour based on a sterotype, not a documentary :P

Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1105 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:44:38 PM
alexander xx, arse is a great word and still very much in use. (It is in our household anyway)

In celebration of the word arse I propose a Bob Flemming sketch for those unfamiliar.

Arse!

xtreme_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1376 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 2:11:13 PM
WHY CAN WE NOT CURSE ON THIS WEBSITE?!

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:25:27 PM
The pissed up section is pretty f*cking nonsensical.

octobers
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 40 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 12:37:16 PM
How is Bs not bullsh*t?

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24841 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:57:32 AM
Wow, i learned something! ublike the table of elements i can use this in day to day life :)

Nocciolina
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1628 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:41:26 AM
Mix this and some of the insults from the "100 best insults" video and you've got yourself an unlimited guide to swearing and insulting.

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:28:04 AM
swearing cant be a science. Its like magic, the force, or religion... Start analyzing too much and it falls apart. Leave my swears alone science!

alexander_xx
Male, 18-29, Europe
 339 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:15:19 AM
hugh grant is nothing to go by when talking about brits, noone here actually likes him,much less talks like him... in fact we think hes a drating idiot that keeps making us look like we cant talk to women without dribbling on ourselves and going into convultions, very inaccurate

and we very rarely say arse, thanks to americanisation we all also say ass. how do you people still not know this?

and whilst this chart may have been created by an british company it in no way reflects how the british actually swear. as rufio1980 said, you wanna know how we swear go check out a film by Guy Ritchie or Danny Boyle, those films are about as British as Britain gets!


about as posh as we get (clip from snatch)

starfl4ke
Female, 18-29, Europe
 351 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:53:56 AM
Rufio, I couldn't have explained it better myself :)

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:27:52 AM
>>Looks like most of those on that chart were made up.

What are some real ones?
IAB KILL SWEAR FILTER NAO

tedgp
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3294 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:09:51 AM
Looks like most of those on that chart were made up.

LookItsLeia
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 56 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:01:02 AM
I would hang this in my room

Rufio1980
Male, 18-29, Europe
 11 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 8:41:05 AM
I see some of our American cousins are having a bit of trouble with British swearing. Don't imagine Hugh Grant saying these words, try Brick Top out of Snatch. And you've never heard swearing as natural as it comes from a proper northerner. If you ever get to hear it from a Barnsley lad, it's pure poetry.

bhamels
Male, 30-39, Western US
 13 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 7:52:23 AM
Somebody needs to make an American version of this.

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