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Your Mom Was A Pristeen Girl [Pic]

Hits: 41685 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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DickenMcHunt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1140 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 6:18:15 AM
@penguinazul

Not only have you given sound advice, you've presented me with what I can only imagine is a recipe for the most awesome stoner taco in history:

"the vaginal infection"

For this, I will thank you with hugs.

*HUGZIES*

magoo22
Male, 30-39, Australia
 663 Posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 5:48:11 AM
@OldOllie LOL! Too true! Dry not good for Mr Peens

penguinazul
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 472 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 10:39:25 PM
Use a mild soap on the VULVA, stop drinking soda, and eat healthy foods, and thou shalt have a nice smelling vagina. Otherwise, enjoy some cottage cheese on your taco. The end.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4956 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:00:36 PM
"Ah, for the love of vaginal sniffing pleasure."


Well, you know:

"It's like a breast of fresh ass..."

mithraela
Female, 18-29, Western US
 536 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 6:47:31 PM
Ah, for the love of vaginal sniffing pleasure.

DarthDefault
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 98 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 6:23:28 PM
"Plug and play" Awesome!

kittehdee29
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 803 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:46:50 PM
pretty sue no gynie would recommend using a vaginal deodorant. if you smell like fish, either you better be working on the docks or you should have that checked out.

campofclay
Male, 30-39, Western US
 177 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:12:51 PM
You may note that the other alternative they don't advocate is what the woman in the picture is doing. Burying yourself in sand, however, may add more depth to you social life.

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:55:36 PM
Gotta respect women. So much maintince required down there. Mine is just plug and play.

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:30:36 PM
"it protects you quietly for hours"

As opposed to loudly echoing in your vagina?

clp2010
Female, 30-39, Western US
 127 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:03:04 PM
If soap and water didn't fix it, something is wrong with it.Take it to the doctor >_<

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4956 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 12:23:35 PM
"The 2010 list of officially hazardous muff diving locations of I-A-B:"
*falls out chair* ROFL!!!!

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24492 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 12:05:18 PM
right!

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2336 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:52:47 AM
I believe this stuff was taken off the market with all the other products like it because it KILLED women...

listen women (and men) stop letting the media tell you what is wrong with you...they have a vested interested in making you bat poo crazy about yourself so you will buy their poo to make yourself "better". you are fine the way you are. if you are overweight, eat healthy and exercise...forget all the BS products out there.

uhmerikin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 871 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:20:37 AM
I bet Justin Bieber goes through cases of this stuff.

xKiesix
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 445 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:09:55 AM
Um...so like...what happens when a girl...y'know...?

Brian 61316
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 744 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 6:48:08 AM
The 2010 list of officially hazardous muff diving locations of I-A-B:

1)SarahofBorg reef
2)Little-Red coast
3)OmgZelda shoal
4)Moefreak point
5)Inaria reef

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6457 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 6:41:15 AM
No more swamp ass.

rncotton
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 419 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 6:27:45 AM
Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 6:07:29 AM
"Yay! It's my first day as a model!"
"Here, put on this cable sweater and go sit on the sand dune."
"Yay! What kind of ad is this going to be used in?"

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5188 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 4:36:37 AM
"I can't believe we're arguing about vaginal hygiene. This is awesome."

I rofl'd

elbat
Female, 18-29, Europe
 188 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:30:53 AM
<<Wait. WAIT. Girls wash down there with soap?

I thought it was with rainbows, happy thoughts and the occasional puppy. >>

Puppy ehh?
interesting

wyo
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 97 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 1:29:00 AM
Smells like trout, get the f*ck out. Tastes like chicken, keep on lickin.

Live by it.

Giraldus117
Male, 13-17, Western US
 198 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 12:43:55 AM
To be honest the producer of the product doesn't give a poo if it works or not, only that people buy it because they think they have a problem.

Anyway I should shut up because I have man parts, BTW I'm back IAB!

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Tuesday, July 13, 2010 12:25:51 AM
Hahahaha!!! oh my god, the comments were 1000X better than the picture. I laughed for at least two minutes straight reading this. But seriously, just take a shower before anticipated sexy time and all should be good.

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