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Jesus: The Original Bad-Ass? [Pic]

Hits: 52476 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Misc. | Added by: saintpatty
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DaBigMachine
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 125 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:14:39 PM
@ThatGuyChris:

So, just because he didn't kill people or kick their asses he's weak? Again, his purpose was to save us, not come and kick our asses. The Old Testament God (his father) already showed he could kick our asses. Plus, you failed to mention that he raised people from the dead (including himself) along with his other "lame" miracles. The real strength is that he DIDN'T kick our asses.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:07:00 PM
meh!

ThatGuyChris
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 22 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:04:51 PM
Eh, I wouldn't say he's anywhere near a badass... He's more of the Aquaman of gods. His powers include, turning water into wine, walking on water, healing sick people, and other boring things. Never once did they say he could kick someone's ass.

Now many gods before him could be qualified as "badasses" lol.

psephos
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:03:12 PM
This is a comic put out by Bad Karma Productions, titled: "Jesus Christ: In The Name of the Gun". It came out in March of 2009. Hope this helps anyone interested in finding it.

FLCL_Reaper
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 92 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:01:16 PM
pwn! :D

DaBigMachine
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 125 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:56:42 AM
@ Stonardsftw: Clearly you haven't read the Bible if you believe people are supposed to worship it. They're supposed to learn from it and worship GOD. I'd say the 'rambling' parts are mostly in Leviticus (or the laws), may be Deuteronomy too.

Tachiinii
Male, 13-17, Western US
 220 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:56:07 AM
@pui well yeah, most of it is common sense btw I'm not christian [native american]

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8648 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:48:14 AM
lol win!

pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:40:07 AM
Even if you are not religious, the Bible is worth reading for two reasons:

1) That single book has made and continues to make a HUGE impact on the world you live in. It's worth knowing what you're dealing with.

2) Believe it or not, there are a lot of wise words in there.

Stonardsftw
Male, 18-29, Western US
 319 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:35:53 AM
@DaBigMachine

And it's still the most annoying to read, rambling, retarded book I've ever read. And I don't even see why people still worship it.

aseirinn
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 879 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:29:27 AM
...he would have holes in his feet thereby not achiveing the velocity needed for a 'shpoff'...

Ivar2112
Male, 18-29, Europe
 271 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:27:38 AM
Wow, epic

imaguitargod
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 484 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:19:35 AM
WTF!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! He ran up the dudes urin!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

DaBigMachine
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 125 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:16:04 AM
"Now if things like this were in the Bible, He'd get a lot more readers."

There's stuff more bad ass than that in the Bible. Plus, the Bible is still the worlds #1 best selling book at 3.9 BILLION copies being sold.

MauserTM
Male, 18-29, S. America
 1223 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:15:26 AM
Ghandi is jesus

The-Sentinel
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1166 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:13:55 AM
"If Jesus was alive in 1940 he would have sided with the National Socialist German Workers' Party.(NSDAP)" Why would he?

And why would he be german :S

Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1392 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:10:15 AM
Ew, who runs on pee while wearing sandals?

Jesus needs some rubber boots.

taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2631 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:04:26 AM
Thats right.... Jesus does Flash Kicks... (SF reference anyone?)

Namikaze
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 223 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 10:59:30 AM
If Jesus was alive in 1940 he would have sided with the National Socialist German Workers' Party.(NSDAP)

xhaseox
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 514 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 10:51:22 AM
ok that is bad-ass

Hedanito
Male, 18-29, Europe
 401 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 10:44:59 AM
pwned

pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 10:44:25 AM
lol wow what?

HunterKiller
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 363 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 10:40:05 AM
its not chuck norris, its Jesus. lol.

JaLacaob
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1793 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 10:34:55 AM

Chuck Norris in disguise...


Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2207 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 10:15:26 AM
if this is an actual comic where do i go to buy it?

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