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Jesus: The Original Bad-Ass? [Pic]

Hits: 52501 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Misc. | Added by: saintpatty
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davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12078 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 9:41:22 PM
But then on the airplane flight a coupla days ago I watched "Clash of the Titans" (have you seen it? tis awesome!), and Liam Neeson was pretty epic playing the fictional character of the Greek god Zeus, and I was nearly converted to ancient Greek god-worship. Seriously, watch that movie... I would give Zeus a rimjob, and I'm not even gay, it was THAT awesome. It was epic, watch that shiz.

Thank you fattpill for making me see the light. Your particular flavour/brand of sky-mumbling is definitley the one I choose. Consider me Born-Again Christian. Hope I get in!

Pray for me brother.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12078 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 9:36:01 PM
this is outright Blasphemy of The almighty God who loves you. How will you feel when you realize that and its too late. All this time he is loving you and you cannot get past your pride. the Bible says that is what is holding you back. Pride all you have to do is get rid of that and accept God and he will show himself to you in a way that is special to you.

*wipes away tears of joy from the Holy Rapture*

Thank you fattpill. I was momentarily thinking about signing up to Islam, or Hinduism, or Shintoism, or maybe even Traditional Chinese Animism. Those lying, deceitful bastards had a similar message about going to Hell if I didn't sign up, and those c*nts tried to trick me into joining their religion. Hell, there was even a couple of Mormons on bicycles in very nice crisp white shirts that called by earlier, I was almost going to plump for that Joseph Smith guy.

Mornaf
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 821 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 9:33:07 PM
A whistling Nazi..., okay then.

tstyblucryns
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 498 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 9:24:32 PM
praise jesus...or else

TheGodofFail
Male, 13-17, Western US
 126 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 9:14:22 PM
hahaha i normally don't like these things... but this one is awesome.

agamemnon
Male, 18-29, Western US
 216 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 8:51:33 PM
Jesus is very buoyant.

erikthevikin
Male, 30-39, Canada
 722 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 8:48:07 PM
Thats not Jesus, I know that guy his name is Darell.

ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
 5329 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 8:37:09 PM
literally laughed out loud

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 8:22:45 PM
fatpill is right - Jesus would not swear. BLASPHEMERS!!!!!!!!

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 8:17:04 PM
"Hmm, unfortunately, in reality, God was nowhere to be seen..."


awwwww, now I'm sad for being reminded of the Holocaust. :(

yumyum1
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 130 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 8:10:57 PM
thats true!! Jesus COULD walk on water!!

peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3765 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 7:57:00 PM
rofl

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5190 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 7:37:37 PM
He is bad ass just for running on pee Lol!

Brian 61316
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 744 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 7:32:49 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA rofl.... aaaahhh, good times

Fleurdelis
Female, 18-29, Australia
 14 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 7:23:24 PM
Hmm, unfortunately, in reality, God was nowhere to be seen...

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10287 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 7:15:13 PM
haha The son of god still rocks!
Amen.

Wtfidklol
Male, 13-17, Western US
 195 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 6:47:45 PM
put this in a movie.

RIGHT NOW.

alexander_xx
Male, 18-29, Europe
 339 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 6:18:18 PM
Volsunga: Its not Jesus, its Rasputin with wooden sandals. Otherwise he wouldn't be attacking the Nazi.

jesus was a jew... why would he not attack nazis?

Bridge
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 125 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 6:04:48 PM
woooooooooooooow.

Volsunga
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1548 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 5:57:09 PM
Its not Jesus, its Rasputin with wooden sandals. Otherwise he wouldn't be attacking the Nazi.

Xerasia
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1340 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 5:56:26 PM
lol, that was great. amen.

wyo
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 97 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 5:13:16 PM
@fatpill. My little sister believes in fairy tails too. We can't convince her that they're fake either.

ZackDark
Male, 18-29, S. America
 274 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 5:11:14 PM
Nice touch with the 'walking on pee' part.

wallywal
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 45 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 5:03:38 PM
for the record jesus was middle eastern.

muhtalikuh
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 241 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 4:44:00 PM
best flash kick ever

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