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So An Atheist Meets God....

Hits: 25005 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: madest
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digbychicken
Male, 18-29, Europe
 236 Posts
Sunday, August 08, 2010 3:34:18 PM
WOW CRAPTACULAR

clumsyhans
Male, 18-29, Western US
 146 Posts
Monday, July 12, 2010 10:57:06 PM
Man, this was boring.

oOFELIXOo
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 179 Posts
Monday, July 12, 2010 7:18:00 PM
of course the bible was written by mortal men...Last I knew it wasn't giant vagina ghosts..

kilroy5555
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 503 Posts
Monday, July 12, 2010 3:29:30 PM
Ha ha... stupid atheist!

AlANeptune
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 262 Posts
Monday, July 12, 2010 11:38:47 AM
"Ergh no one understand sure the church and bible says lots of things but we al have FREE WILL, these things are merely used as guides to help show us right from wrong. With these tools, it can help us become a better person and thus get into heaven nothing in the bible is to be taken literally it always depends on your situation"
Your free will is meant to be used once: in giving it up to follow God's will. From then on you try to do what God's will is.
Right from wrong is taken both LITERALLY from the Bible and from the Holy Spirit which guides your steps and serves as you consciouns (misspelled, all well, you get the point).
Being a better person is NOT what gets you into Heaven, what get's you into Heaven is believing that Jesus is the son of God and having a relationship with Him.
And last, but not least, the Bible attains to all situations, you just need to find the right part. If you can't find what is relevant, there is the Holy Spirit to guide you and

Squircifer
Male, 40-49, Europe
 49 Posts
Monday, July 12, 2010 10:09:52 AM
@jib: I really hope you were jesting there. If not, then, please seek professional help as fast as you can.
I mean seriously, Insane Clown Posse is more moral than the bible god.

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Monday, July 12, 2010 7:12:24 AM
Wow, God is a weird, insecure fcuker.

kittilia
Female, 18-29, Western US
 503 Posts
Monday, July 12, 2010 1:04:37 AM
so that's my fate......

jib
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 314 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:40 PM
Ergh no one understand sure the church and bible says lots of things but we al have FREE WILL, these things are merely used as guides to help show us right from wrong. With these tools, it can help us become a better person and thus get into heaven nothing in the bible is to be taken literally it always depends on your situation

yumyum1
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 130 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 8:38:47 PM
spot on!

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 8:07:15 PM
haha god is such a prick. Thats why, even if he does exist, I don't want to be in his heaven with him. Why would i want to live in the land owned by a total douchebag? if he doesnt exist, then well i win. If he does exist, then I still win because i'm better than him. btw, i like the sound of the CFTPAWOTGOTB,OE. Best sounding organization ever.

LuckyDave
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 674 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 6:44:00 PM
Sounds like someone's been listening to extremists. Like terrorists without bombs.

Crunkkid
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 16 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 3:45:00 PM
W...T...F...?

5ofclubs
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 110 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 3:12:29 PM
this is too long. i got some sinin to do

Squircifer
Male, 40-49, Europe
 49 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:21:48 PM
Like it or not, that is exactly like the bible god is. According to the bible, the only reason that someone will burn in hell for all eternity...is simply for not believing. I did not write the book and before one of the sheep tells me that there is a special way to read the bible... just forget it.

liljerzy
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 66 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:55:32 AM
even though this clip is correct in facts it act as though god is some retard that doesn't understands why and for what reason he does thing god allows Christians to be wronged to test our faith in him and the bible is made by mortal men but holy nun the less

Smileyguy1
Male, 30-39, Canada
 124 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 7:43:31 AM
If I can borrow a movie quote: "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it - Shepherd Book" Serenty, 2005.

thecurt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 413 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 1:39:09 AM
Wow, what an non-nice individual.

PayN8tention
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5481 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:27:33 AM
God is a cloud?

insanepirate
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 390 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:05:50 AM
Seen this before, didn't laugh too hard then, not laughing too hard now. =/

xiquiripat
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2419 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 10:09:37 PM
@DDJ: religiosity in the U.S. varies greatly by region. The South the most religious place in the United States (the Bible Belt). The Midwest is also fairly religious. Historically, the Pacific Northwest has been the most irreligious region with a far lower belief in God and poor church attendence (the Unchurched Belt)than any other region though now New England probably has that distinction.

npdarren
Male, 18-29, Western US
 603 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 9:33:40 PM
Meh. I don't think religious satire is very entertaining. This was pretty dumb.

I would, however, like to see some real debates but that may be a little too intense, eh?

handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
 2402 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 8:23:42 PM
DDJay replied:
it seems much easier to be secular here than the states from what i read.

handys003 response:
That may be true about Europe, but what appears to be asserted by media and trolls is not that all true about the states. Vast majority of people in the USA could not give a rat's ass about the neighbors views. They are too busy just like Europeans with their own day to day problems. If your a secularist moving in next door. More than likely your gonna find an EV, Mormon, Muslim, Atheist etc... as your neighbor.
If your cool and not trouble or a thug more than likely you'll be over for BBQ. It's the small amount of radical pompous ass loud mouths that will poke up but usually the odds it won't be your neighbor. Birds of a feather flock together.

-LuckyDucky-
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 141 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 8:00:44 PM
Dear HunterKiller,
I think this has everything to do with doubt. YoungOola was not just throwing in his two cents to defend his own beliefs. He claimed that the maker of this video doesn't know anything about Christianity and seemed clearly distraught considering his word choice.

What I'm saying is that this animosity is brought about by doubt about one's own beliefs (something everyone has) and instead of taking this doubt and negatively reflecting it outwards he should address it.

The video was a fun poke at Christianity. Making light of something many people take seriously. Someone comfortable with their religious beliefs would understand this.

kinky_afr0
Male, 18-29, Europe
 583 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:59:36 PM
god wrote the bible????? since when?

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