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Hits: 49926 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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raggz2009
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 63 Posts
Monday, July 12, 2010 8:30:44 AM
Holy poo, I live down the road that's right next to that place. That sign has been up for months!

Khronnus
Male, 18-29, Europe
 622 Posts
Monday, July 12, 2010 5:45:17 AM
Hey, what's a fleshlight

*Googles*

OMG, WTF!?

amonamarth20
Male, 18-29, Europe
 252 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 4:50:44 PM
"does anyone notice its spelled wrong?"

oh its spelled right, google it :P

MountainBord
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1898 Posts
Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:32:12 AM
does anyone notice its spelled wrong?

wyo
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 97 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 10:33:30 AM
HOOAH!

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 10:01:07 AM
Can I get a military discount on gay sex toys too?

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 9:07:50 AM
I got one of those. It was awful. Didn't light up no matter how many batteries I stuffed in it.

Fuego
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1292 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 8:08:58 AM
a lot of the fleshlight sleeves (fleshy insert part) WERE made from porn-poon. The website even has a video or two of them getting molded.

HBO's Real Sex showed a pornstar couple getting molded many years ago. Of course both instances were professional jobs. I don't know how good a job a diy kit would do.

Kawoenheim
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 35 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:55:40 AM
Safer for our boys than doing a hooker, at least.

Loew
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 4:50:36 AM
Rub one out for America!

RoboPatton
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2429 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 2:37:38 AM
Hey, putting your life on the line has to be worth somethin. I say you should just give them for free.

oxyl
Male, 30-39, Canada
 919 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 2:15:27 AM
why not bring them home and have their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends/whatever's clever do it for them instead of getting asploded or asploding others?

limphotdog
Female, 18-29, Western US
 673 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 1:19:11 AM
@ rigby_321
Yeah, you'd have to be careful, but it IS possible. After all, there are male masturbators that were molded from porn star's vaginas.

rigby_321
Female, 18-29, Western US
 445 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 1:17:19 AM
ew limp, clone a vag sounds dangerous ... and like stuff would get left behind ...

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24615 Posts
Saturday, July 10, 2010 12:16:49 AM
Wow, good effort!

limphotdog
Female, 18-29, Western US
 673 Posts
Friday, July 09, 2010 11:39:01 PM
lol, I work at a sex shop. We offer a 10% military discount and actually we just started giving out these "military v.i.p" cards to anyone with military ids to gives them a 20% discount. Fleshlights are really popular male masturbators because they're the best quality and they're really discreet.

I think what troops REALLY need is a female substitution for clone-a-willy. A lot of women who's husbands get deployed buy clone-a-willy kits. They're at home kits where you can actually mold your lover's penis into a vibrating dildo. If there were clone-a-vag kits I think they might be somewhat better than the fleshlights.

TypicalJerk
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 534 Posts
Friday, July 09, 2010 11:26:21 PM
Idk how those would not work... I mean unless you are using the wrong end, or wtf.. x(

idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3934 Posts
Friday, July 09, 2010 10:56:09 PM
lol boredfjord....tis the definition of the double standard....

TheSnowSheep
Male, 18-29, Europe
 120 Posts
Friday, July 09, 2010 9:55:33 PM
HA! i know EXACTLY where this is, only cause there is a head shop few door down from there.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Friday, July 09, 2010 7:45:07 PM
DrunkStepDad..... yes they do.

that's all I'm sayin

boredfjord
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 932 Posts
Friday, July 09, 2010 7:20:41 PM
Women with sex toys are normal but men with sex toys are pathetic freaks. It's interesting.

krazylexy
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 19 Posts
Friday, July 09, 2010 7:05:30 PM
This is in Austin!

bored-am-I
Male, 30-39, Europe
 783 Posts
Friday, July 09, 2010 6:45:52 PM
Ahhh, The Fleshlight, such a sad substitute for the The ripp'n an the tear'n!

lol

Snipermonkey
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 22 Posts
Friday, July 09, 2010 6:19:32 PM
@xxPinkxx
It's more.......... Intense, I guess is the word?
@GothicQueen
It's not really acknowledged, but it's fairly common while deployed.

MrTwidget
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 777 Posts
Friday, July 09, 2010 6:15:12 PM
Not sure military personnel would care, but inspections are a weekly routine. You'd probably be the butt of jokes though.

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