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King Tutankhamens Peen Is Missing, Really

Hits: 21912 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Weird | Added by: Matwix_2004
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Ando
Male, 13-17, Western US
 378 Posts
Friday, July 02, 2010 2:48:06 PM
yep. he was an alien alright

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Friday, July 02, 2010 12:55:28 PM
To be fair it was apparently very small I could see how it would go missing.

kimkio
Female, 18-29, Europe
 967 Posts
Friday, July 02, 2010 12:47:07 PM
"embarrassment of the locker room variety"
^^i don't get this. what is locker room variety? how cutting off his penis will help him?

DickenMcHunt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1140 Posts
Friday, July 02, 2010 12:16:32 PM
Gerry FTW!

600R3d
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Friday, July 02, 2010 10:48:39 AM
Steelgrid: you're telling me that if you had a wife when you were 14 you wouldn't "know her in the biblical sense"

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Friday, July 02, 2010 9:35:11 AM
"Someone ask his wife Ankhsenamon"
Uhhh dude, tutt was 14 at death, and Anck Su Namun was the eye candy of Seti

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Friday, July 02, 2010 8:33:26 AM
Someone ask his wife Ankhsenamon.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Friday, July 02, 2010 7:26:22 AM
jamesuyt, we in the U.S. changed it to TutenkamEn. Just like we changed aluminUm and colOr. We can do that 'cause we have lots of nukes.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Friday, July 02, 2010 5:11:23 AM
Appearently he DID die from a "bone" disorder.

More serious though....Is this REALLY an issue in the scientific world? Post-Motem castration...what Egyptian government hooahh decided that it was an embarrasment for history to remain as it was. "Dude, cut it off and hide it, then no one can insult us because of ONE PERSON!!" Didnt they find it in the thing of Wendy's Chili?

jamesuyt
Male, 13-17, Australia
 1063 Posts
Friday, July 02, 2010 12:54:12 AM
TutankhaMEN?

Since when is it TutankhamEn? I've always known it to be TutankhamUn.

Delos
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 206 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:30:33 PM
No one noticed that they used to think he died from a bone disorder?

donthaveone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 958 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:48:19 PM
"donthaveone, I think everyone here who listens to rock and/or metal has heard that song. It's not particularly old, is it?"

It's Gotta be close to at least 20 years old I would guess (of the top of my head anyway), so older than some here.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8822 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:31:07 PM
Sorry, I thought it was a sex toy.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:14:01 PM
LOL@aseirinn


p e r f e c t

handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
 2402 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 5:50:01 PM
Geez maybe he was a trans-sexual.

aseirinn
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 879 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 5:26:07 PM
....well?...dont look at me!

shappy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 758 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 5:21:09 PM
ive had it on my coffee table for about 4 hours now, nobody has noticed.

Siyanor
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1456 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 4:57:08 PM
donthaveone, I think everyone here who listens to rock and/or metal has heard that song. It's not particularly old, is it?

ElSombrero
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 720 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 4:50:23 PM
This is... odd.

Well, it is Ancient Egypt. I've seen stranger.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33895 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 4:20:54 PM
well, he was done using it anyway

wko
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 557 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 4:17:54 PM
well, at least they found it

ryski_59
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 246 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 3:25:55 PM
Oh my. lol.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24481 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 2:13:47 PM
poor guy!

xtreme_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1376 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:59:22 PM
@donthaveone haha, I LOVE that song.

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:57:53 PM
This cracked me right up!!

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