 fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 917 Posts
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Friday, July 23, 2010 6:22:39 PM
where's nom tree number one? |
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 Skyler92
Female, 18-29, Europe
196 Posts
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Monday, June 28, 2010 12:04:45 PM
how many noms could an om nom nom if an om nom could om nom? |
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 meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
6716 Posts
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Monday, June 28, 2010 8:43:52 AM
Seems as though someone would have moved the bench befor that happened. |
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 bigbangbilly
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
705 Posts
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Sunday, June 27, 2010 11:26:56 AM
well i had seen trees that had absorb a part of a fence |
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 snowshovel
Male, 18-29, Europe
17 Posts
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Sunday, June 27, 2010 10:59:01 AM
What's really interesting is that the bench appears to have triggered leaf growth in the tree |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5158 Posts
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Sunday, June 27, 2010 6:29:05 AM
NOM NOM NOM! |
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Sarph
Male, 18-29, Europe
195 Posts
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Sunday, June 27, 2010 6:06:57 AM
This is not a trap. |
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 DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2764 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 9:24:53 PM
comments ftw... |
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 KamaiCross
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
28 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 8:56:44 PM
@Angelmassb It's called payback >:) from mother nature ~ |
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 MrsPoods
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
549 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 8:27:43 PM
It already swallowed the delivery shop, the bench is only its next victim! |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 5:15:33 PM
Proof that mother nature is silently and slowly destroying our civilization |
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 Stodogs
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
302 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 4:14:12 PM
@Linkenberger-your story is amazing |
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 Hemtroll
Male, 18-29, Europe
341 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 1:44:09 PM
At what point do you decide that the tree has eaten so much of the bench that it's not worth bothering anymore? |
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 octwilite
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
309 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 1:25:09 PM
Brother of Nom tree is in Erie Cemetery! |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 1:12:06 PM
its cool when you see trees eat things! |
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 Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
1067 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 12:40:46 PM
James drops to his knees and begins praying. Suddenly, God sends a tornado that pulls the BP oil out of the gulf and then makes its way towards James.
James laughs maniacally as he lights a flare and throws it into the tornado, igniting the oil and making a FIRE HURRICANE.
The trees shudder at the very sight of it. |
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 dave32891
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
548 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 12:35:57 PM
om nom nom nom |
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 duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
5220 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 12:15:03 PM
>>FINISH THE STORY YOUR OWN WAY!!! :) CAUSE IM TO LAZY!!!
James: "It's get crazy time"
Slams a clip in the Uzi
EXT DAYTIME - MIKE'S GUN SHOP
James runs out front door. Pan up and see... a giant Lob lolly pine teetering over the shop.
James: "Woop ee tai yai yay, muthafucca."
Strafes pine bottom to top. Bark splinters and cascades down, tree forward destroying gunshop. James jumps out of the way, branch knocks Uzi out of hands.
James: "Sheeee-yut!" Grabs shotgun, breaks, pops two cartridges in, whirls around and is facing...
A GROVE OF THORNED CHERRY TREES |
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 littlepete50
Male, 18-29, Europe
1364 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 11:47:54 AM
nom nom nom |
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 mamerv
Male, 18-29, Western US
327 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 10:33:30 AM
I feel like the comments made this post epic |
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deadmeat553
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
148 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 9:34:36 AM
James: Dude, if we want to live then we need to do something, and fast.
Joe: Lets hurry down to Mikes Gun store.
James: Good idea.
(As they are running down town a plant grabs Joe with one of its roots)
James: JOE!
Joe: James, leave without me! Save yourself!
(At this point the plant swallows Joe and your hear a scream of pure pain)
James: NOOOOOO!
(James runs for his life, barely avoiding a car thrown at him by the plant)
(Finally James makes it to Mikes Gun Shop)
(Once inside James sees Mike's dead body on the floor in a pool of blood, his head severed from his body)
James: O my god!
(James quickly runs behind the ruined counter and grabs two Handguns, a Shotgun, two Uzis, and a lot of ammo.)
James: Now I need to find some food and somewhere to stay.
FINISH THE STORY YOUR OWN WAY!!! :) CAUSE IM TO LAZY!!! |
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 Piepig
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1529 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 9:31:10 AM
I bet that bench is at least 100 years old. |
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 Same4Walls
Female, 18-29, Southern US
351 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 9:31:01 AM
He will be eating that bench for YEARS! |
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deadmeat553
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
148 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 9:27:02 AM
James: The year is 2017. I am one of the last humans alive on earth. let me tell you how this all happened.
(2011)
Reporter: This just in, famous scientist frank brenhuin has just invented a formula that gives plants the ability to eat solid objects the size of a cow.
James: wow! that guy's probably gonna win a noble peace prize! Don't you think so Joe?
Joe: nah. So what, he made some weird plants, how does that help humanity?
James: Wait! did you hear that?
Joe: No. What?
James: It was like a crash and a scream. I think somebodies hurt!
Joe: lets go see.
(they both walk outside of the house)
James: HOLY CRUD!
Joe: ...(jaw drops)
(plants are running everywhere using their roots as legs, they are crushing cars, destroying houses, and eating people)
Reporter: This just in. The new strain of plants have gone crazy and are attacking cities in the following states: New York, |
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 Altaru
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
3498 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 8:53:02 AM
I'm sure this is someone out there's phobia...
And someone else's fetish. |
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