 AntiCool88
Female, 18-29, Asia
 430 Posts
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Tuesday, August 03, 2010 12:21:00 PM
and we study 5 years for nothing |
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 meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
6716 Posts
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Monday, June 28, 2010 8:48:47 AM
So do the math. |
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 lordpoee
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
101 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 8:18:41 PM
I don't see the PHP Bible or the MySQL Refernce Manual or anything about CSS...
and yeah Social Media Experts should be charged a tax by the web developers who develop the frontends and backends that these parasites feed from... |
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 peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
3765 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 7:00:07 PM
"WTF is a social media expert?!?! whatever it is I am pretty sure its another reason to shoot myself."
The most vile, disgusting creatures on the planet. Make a Twitter account and you'll become familiar with these vermin in no time.
"Let me tell you how to be successful on the internet so you can tell other people how to be successful on the internet." |
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 Keyh
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
193 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 2:29:55 PM
Better question would be "Where are the php and perl books?" |
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 raggz2009
Female, 18-29, Southern US
63 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 12:03:32 PM
I'm not sure there's enough XML books on that person's desk. |
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docwatson
Male, 18-29, Western US
253 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 10:10:23 AM
"Where is the C++ book?"
On the software engineer's desk |
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 henryhendrix
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
724 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 9:28:50 AM
Where is the C++ book? |
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 slab-of-rage
Male, 18-29, Europe
779 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 4:37:15 AM
benthebug r3tr0c0ck3r why the hell are you even taking this seriously? It's not supposed to be a factual infographic of the internets... it's a JOKE, a parody - a light-hearted poke at the annoying media expert types that flood social networking types, you weird little muppets. |
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 r3tr0r0ck3r
Male, 18-29, Europe
188 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 1:36:39 AM
No figures and no references, why the hell should I take this pic seriously? |
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 littlepete50
Male, 18-29, Europe
1364 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 1:32:14 AM
lmao |
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 zombieland
Male, 18-29, Canada
420 Posts
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Saturday, June 26, 2010 12:49:51 AM
WTF is a social media expert?!?! whatever it is I am pretty sure its another reason to shoot myself. |
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 xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
3842 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 11:46:55 PM
LOL this cracked me up |
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 BenTheBug
Male, 18-29, Southern US
1155 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 11:37:37 PM
A web developer needs to learn XML/HTML 4 times, Flash 3 times and ASP twice?
Also, I'm pretty sure you need to know more than a few "super secrets" to be an SEO. Either way, you can't just say "I read a book, I'm an expert, give me a job!" in any scenario, even if that is all you need to know. |
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 LtFurpie
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1018 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 10:31:07 PM
I beg to disagree. Web developers created those sites... 3 words ppl: I Pee Oh!!! Geeks shall inherit the Earth! |
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 badname_001
Female, 18-29, Canada
130 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 10:05:23 PM
What? Jobs that require vast amounts of precise instinct pay better than the internet version of a construction worker?
SHHOOCKING! |
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Ando
Male, 13-17, Western US
378 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 9:53:08 PM
Would the people that make money from YouTube be considered social media experts? I'm not sure what it is :S |
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Siyanor
Male, 18-29, Western US
1456 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 9:20:11 PM
No, davy, their objective is actually in the form of a slogan, which happens to be 2 parts of a famous 3 part slogan:
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
They call themselves "Republicans." It's actually so secret, some them don't know they're Republicans, and some even think they're Democrats or Independents.
They're going to assassinate me now that I've told you this secret. |
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 B-b-beccah
Female, 18-29, Canada
676 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 8:13:57 PM
...i don't get it. |
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 pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
3550 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 8:01:22 PM
Eh, I disagree. SEO is an art form almost haha. It's also worth it's weight in gold. My boyfriend gets 99% of our business from people searching "Web Design Toronto" in Google. Good SEO is earning him thousands and thousands of dollars a month, so I'd say the money spent setting it up and keeping it maintained is well worth it. |
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 davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
11676 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 7:49:04 PM
No no, Elgin's right. You actually DO say "an hospital". As long as your objective in life is to make yourself sound like an enormous, raging c*ck. |
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FaLa620
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
80 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 7:26:00 PM
@ Elgen - "Incidentally, it is 'a hero', but 'an hospital' and 'an hotel'. That, however, must be the subject of another lesson."
Incorrect. Unless you speak with a roosterney accent, it's "a hospital" and "a hotel." If the letter h is pronounced, you use "a." If it's not pronounced you use "an." So it's "a hospital" but "an hour" or "an honorable person."
AskOxford. |
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 SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
3770 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 6:59:52 PM
I get this, but the social media expert also needs social skills, something the others lack. |
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shintoku
Male, 18-29, Europe
12 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 6:20:18 PM
Haha, this is funny because not one pixel of that crappy image is true ... What's a "social media expert" supposed to be anyway? |
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 LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
4256 Posts
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Friday, June 25, 2010 6:05:07 PM
I don't understand where they get the money symbols from. Who is a "social media expert" and why would anyone pay them anything since anyone in the world can use social media without any help from any consultants. I've never heard of a "social media expert" who gets paid anything by anyone. But maybe that is because I don't work in a sales or retail industry |
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