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How To Give Yourself LASIK Surgery [Pic]

Hits: 34825 | Rating: (1.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Friday, August 06, 2010 4:06:08 AM
>.0

syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1130 Posts
Friday, June 18, 2010 8:53:23 PM
Dammit, I blinked... now I have cancer..

Trumple07
Male, 13-17, Europe
 425 Posts
Friday, June 18, 2010 3:37:13 PM
Damn..its harder than it says on here :(

TheTumor
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 558 Posts
Friday, June 18, 2010 12:57:38 PM
txp-
"'assume' makes an ass out of 'U' and and 'Me'."
Just figured you took things super serious on the internet to have taken what I said so widely out of context.

MEZA
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 333 Posts
Friday, June 18, 2010 6:31:15 AM
handys003
Male, 40-49, Western US
 127 Posts Friday, June 18, 2010 1:22:45 AM
Note to some dimwit out there. Please do not try this at home. Cause you know somewhere someone will take this serious.



I wish I would have read that comment thirty minutes earlier...

Saskuel
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 345 Posts
Friday, June 18, 2010 4:02:09 AM
oh, well i see where i screwed up now.
on another note though, my lazer eye surgery guy was wearing glasses. no joke even.

darkmoth
Male, 18-29, Western US
 69 Posts
Friday, June 18, 2010 3:28:44 AM
thad be hella cool tho lol

handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
 2402 Posts
Friday, June 18, 2010 1:22:45 AM
Note to some dimwit out there. Please do not try this at home. Cause you know somewhere someone will take this serious.

henryhendrix
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 724 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 11:16:36 PM
Ohhh I get it now. This was really helpful! Well, I'm going to go get my LASIK home kit now!

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5189 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 10:26:17 PM
"...Now I cannot use contacts nor have another surgery..."
I don't know anyone that had the surgery and doesn't still wear glasses.
Most people that have seem to claim that the new prescription is not as strong but, I don't think it's worth it if I still end up buying yet another pair of glasses.

Qwertyuiop95
Male, 18-29, Western US
 217 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:32:39 PM
I'm almost glad this is a hoax. No, not almost, completely.

Fml
Male, 30-39, S. America
 175 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:18:29 PM
6 years ago they had a health fare for employees of the company I work for. I had Lasik surgery paid on cheap installments deducted from my paycheck for 3 years. 18 months later I was back using glasses. Now I cannot use contacts nor have another surgery. So there you go if it’s too good to be true probably is.

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 7:52:30 PM
wuts the "*" by painless procedure??

Dstructur
Male, 18-29, Australia
 13 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 7:45:15 PM
it comes with a quickstart guide too. you know in case u couldnt be drated reading ALL the instructions before you attempt a professional medical procedure on yourself...

Sillabub_0
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 160 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 7:32:02 PM
Hoax

xXamwxxXx
Male, 18-29, Western US
 287 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 7:30:09 PM
I watched my dad get lasik. They cut his eye open with a razor blade and reshaped it with a laser. It was sick but now I want it. They had the whole procedure on a monitor so i could watch it in the next room. I dont know about this home lasik kit though.

tonkin25
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 10 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 7:21:17 PM
i love the * after painless procedure

inaria
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1521 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 6:26:44 PM
That looks super safe!

Qwertyuiop95
Male, 18-29, Western US
 217 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 6:15:25 PM
The sad thing is, it's real.

http://www.lasikathome.com/

Altaru
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3500 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 3:57:33 PM
It's the older style, and uses a different laser that instead burns away a thin layer of the eye's covering, which eventually grows back, in the process of re-shaping the eye.

Also, PRK takes a longer time to fully heal, and tends to be more uncomfortable.

In case you can't tell, I've been studying up on this stuff. Despite knowing the risks and how it's done, I'm seriously considering it...

Dr_Sexy
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1579 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 3:53:07 PM
after they've laser sliced your cornea, they remove the sliver from your eyeball.

Altaru
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3500 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 3:52:27 PM
Umm, you do know lasik involves using lasers to reashape the cornea? No razors or lenses involved. Maybe you're thinking of a different procedure.


Watch the video I posted earlier.

There's more than one way that surgeons do lasik, and most of them involve cutting away the layer with a razor. There are other, slightly more expensive options that involve the use of a second laser to cut it, but both work the same way. Cut away the layer over the eye, use a special laser to re-shape the cornea, replace the layer.

There's no way to do it without cutting away the layer, by the way, because then the laser would just burn out your vision completely.

ALSO, there's another version that's relatively new that involves the placement of a contact-like lens under the layer that works, wouldn't you know it, like a contact lens.

Then, there's PRK, which you're probably thinking of.

(cont.)

addler
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 782 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 3:44:34 PM
"And I like my glasses."

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24626 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 3:05:09 PM
O dear! that could end badly!

Raokin
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 458 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 2:51:31 PM
Oh, and I think pretty much everyone who gets it sees halos and fuzziness around lights at night. I definitely do, but it's not bad and totally worth not having to deal with contacts or glasses.

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