 KMeatPiLover
Female, 18-29, Canada
 130 Posts
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Sunday, June 20, 2010 9:54:14 PM
person 1: If I slept with your mom, would you be mad at me?
person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
person 2: Because if my mom wants to sleep with you it's not really any of my business.
person 1: you mean you don't treat your mom like a piece of property? You treat her like an independent adult!
person 2: yup. |
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 Willowpuff
Female, 18-29, Europe
2236 Posts
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Sunday, June 20, 2010 5:02:58 PM
That was brilliant. |
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 initiald013
Male, 18-29, Western US
73 Posts
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Thursday, June 17, 2010 12:47:30 AM
Ultra lol at maedene's comment! |
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 Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
2930 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 11:54:22 PM
Q: Where do trolls come from?
A: Your moms house =D |
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 maedene
Male, 18-29, Western US
291 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 11:28:30 PM
But you got no legs Lt. Dan! |
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 keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2316 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:55:36 PM
hahaha my best friend says shat like that all the time, now i have the perfect response next time he runs his mouth |
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 nobody404
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
249 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 5:06:57 PM
So, uh, where are their legs? |
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 TheEpicGenga
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
32 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 4:47:27 PM
I agree with Evil Eye |
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 Bioshocker
Male, 13-17, Europe
595 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:59:17 PM
ROFL, ima use this against my friend who finds yo mama jokes incredibly hilarious :) |
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 SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
2068 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:34:05 PM
didn't see that coming
XD |
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 heavenly15
Female, 13-17, Europe
964 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 2:34:22 PM
lmao, I'm so using this. |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8124 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 9:44:56 AM
lmao, nice. |
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 Evil_Eye
Male, 18-29, Europe
1275 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 9:31:14 AM
This is one of them jokes you hold on to for ages, then when you get a chance to use it you forget. |
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 meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
6716 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:30:17 AM
Touche. knight to king 4. |
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 -acceptance-
Male, 18-29, Europe
165 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:13:10 AM
Had to look in a dictionary for "even" aceptions... its not first time i laught at a dictionary ._. |
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 meganmakeart
Female, 18-29, Western US
225 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:14:25 AM
:D |
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 Zerocyde
Male, 18-29, Western US
3279 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 12:20:29 AM
lol, Im gonna remember that one. |
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 b0sanac1
Male, 18-29, Australia
229 Posts
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010 12:01:13 AM
"why do you have a tailbone but no tail? hmm...."
because it serves as an attachment point for many bigger muscles including ones that control the rectum |
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 TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
4827 Posts
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:58:51 PM
"Why do they have feet but no legs?"
why do you have a tailbone but no tail? hmm.... |
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 fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
917 Posts
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:52:17 PM
dayum!! |
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 FeistyAni
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
106 Posts
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:12:51 PM
OH SNAP |
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 entwife
Female, 18-29, Western US
537 Posts
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:57:06 PM
Why do they have feet but no legs? |
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 obeydarklord
Male, 18-29, Western US
1364 Posts
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:32:37 PM
shooped. |
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Trollinhomes
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
81 Posts
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:30:51 PM
daummmmmmm!!!!! nicely played |
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 howlingwolf
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1359 Posts
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010 6:46:01 PM
Awesomeness (and I try to refrain from using that word). Very clever. |
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