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Jesus Struck Down By God?

Hits: 24629 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Science | Added by: madest
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Edgarska19
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1052 Posts
Sunday, July 04, 2010 11:45:59 PM
see what happens when you piss-off Zeus?

Squinky
Female, 18-29, Australia
 117 Posts
Friday, June 25, 2010 5:03:59 AM
bahaha her name was Gifty

Mouichi
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 638 Posts
Friday, June 18, 2010 6:32:40 PM
Ohhey, I live like 15 minutes from touchdown jeezy creezy. Well, terminator. I think he looks better post-lightning.

CouldBeJesus
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3 Posts
Friday, June 18, 2010 4:20:11 PM
Everyone now calls it terminator Jesus

sender02
Male, 18-29, Western US
 189 Posts
Thursday, June 17, 2010 6:36:25 PM
lol at tomatz's post. I don't get the "Anti religious post mongers won't like this one bit" part of the description though.

Krypzo
Male, 13-17, Europe
 26 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 10:15:58 PM
Owned.

crystalskyz
Female, 30-39, Western US
 357 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:54:28 PM
I don't care about your statue. Please use birth control and find some common sense.

Stephxkitty
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 1 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:34:08 PM
Hahahaha. I live like, 5 minutes from this. I was out the night it got struck... Drove by the next day. Epiiic

MrsPoods
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 549 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 6:44:08 PM
The idol that once distracted freeway drivers is now gone, leaving the streets that much safer.

valleybronco
Female, 18-29, Western US
 93 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 4:01:31 PM
Hahahahaha!

ManicRapture
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 683 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:49:07 PM
yeah...sure...it was "lightning". I didn't burn down the statue or anything...heh heh heh....*walks away nervously*

ILikeApples
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 505 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:46:52 PM
thank god thats gone

deceit
Male, 18-29, S. America
 78 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:54:46 PM
I'm pretty sure the boy (Andy?) was joking. Bet we was just a passer-by.

campofclay
Male, 30-39, Western US
 177 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:12:23 PM
jamie76, I was about to say something similar.

SunnyNphilly
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 645 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:01:08 PM
It's known as "Touchdown Jesus" to all the Cincinnati Bengal fans around here.

HornplayerKC
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 7 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 12:47:29 PM
It would be really sweet if they managed to convince themselves that this was punishment for damaging the environment. Maybe that would slap some environmental sense into us so that we never have to deal with spills like this again...

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2282 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 12:08:11 PM
God did say not to make icons of himself...

Peveo4589
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 431 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 11:31:07 AM
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

togoth
Male, 13-17, Europe
 129 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 11:28:32 AM
that fat black lady made e lol

vampyre459
Female, 18-29, Australia
 52 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 10:54:06 AM
Aahahahaah

derf87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 21 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:07:54 AM
So....why was it made of burnable material again?

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:51:13 AM
Im sure it was back in a couple of days.

Apexs
Male, 30-39, Western US
 323 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:38:11 AM
lol i love seeing this - they broke gods 2 commandment - You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.

Justice served by god himself.

tomatz
Female, 18-29, Europe
 15 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:11:45 AM
GOD: Jesus u little prick! You owe me a weeks rent.

JESUS: But pa...

GOD: You shut your filthy mouth you little s-h-i-t-w-a-d. You give me my money before i smite you!

JESUS: Oh yeah? drat YOU! Your always pushing people around. Its sooo p-i-s-s-i-n b00ring up here since you banished lucifer. You used to be awesome but now you sit around all day watching days of our lives, eating chips.

GOD: F-U-C-K YOU U LITTLE DICK WAD! **SMITE**

boNeymiZz
Male, 18-29, Canada
 236 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:01:05 AM
ha ha

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