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How Your First Real Job Interview Will Go [Pic]

Hits: 53227 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2068 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 4:11:02 PM
and mine

geekkittie
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 24 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 10:24:40 AM
@ Stifler - I fail to see how marital status needs to be addressed in a resume. I've never heard of anyone including such a thing.

stifler
Male, 30-39, Australia
 161 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:46:03 AM
Im laughing because all the interviews Ive done recently are just like that.

Some hints:
1. recent CV/Resume.
2. Know the difference between a Curriculum Vitae and a Resume.
3. "References as necessary" is not okay. I do need references.
4. Age and marital status is important - do not neglect!
5. do not use some crappy bitmap as the watermark for your resume. See point 1. Update the damn thing. (its soooo 80's man)
6. Make it relevant. Delete the crap that doesnt help in the job you are applying for... (This is the big one)
7. As above, learn the difference between CV and Resume.



tomatz
Female, 18-29, Europe
 15 Posts
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 7:31:00 AM
Recycleelf:

"1 week ago i had my first intwerview and this is pretty accurat."

Yes... you are a retard.

MrYouKnow
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1088 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 10:01:21 PM
Why is he a stick figure?

XbigXmommaX
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 476 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:17:13 PM
that's what happens when you go to a job interview naked, silly stick figure.

obeydarklord
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1364 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 8:24:02 PM
i went to my first job interview at the age of 15 reeking of JD at the county juvenile probation office. went well enough to snag it.

lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1271 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 5:21:46 PM
Am I weird? Mine went pretty good actually D:

RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3632 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 2:01:43 PM
1 week ago i had my first intwerview and this is pretty accurat. luckily my other one went better :D

awsome-guy
Male, 13-17, Europe
 151 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:57:29 PM
stickman "thats just one of my many skills that make me cappable of doing this job

suitman "your hired"

thats pretty much how i got my job

PacoP42
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1081 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 10:04:28 AM
@METALLICAROX

Apparently this site is family friendly, and has always been that way. FAMILY FNCKING FRIENDLY.

METALLICAROX
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 324 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:18:39 AM
If the actual post can have f-bombs in it, then we should be able to say them in the comments. I say revolt. If not enough want to revolt, then I say f*** the revolt, just keep it as is, lol.

kairobert
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1634 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 6:57:25 AM
The look on his face is humorous.

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 6:52:28 AM
So, where do you see yourself in 5 years? Uh. . .

bigbangbilly
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 705 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 6:37:06 AM
LOLOLOL

rissarose
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 110 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 5:54:00 AM
I kicked so much ass on my first-ever job interview; it was amazing. I went in just looking for a minimum wage cashier position and came out with a job in freaking Human Resources, with a salary much higher than minimum wage.

Too bad my boss turned out to be such a bitch. I might've stayed there a bit longer.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24660 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 2:34:46 AM
Its funny kos chances are its true!

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:00:55 AM
Im pretty good at interviews. i make a good first impression- Im sure they realize im a total retard and lied on my resume by the first or second day, though.

ippa
Female, 18-29, Europe
 176 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:15:02 AM
The interview is gonna go fine. Promise.

Aquaeous
Male, 18-29, Europe
 425 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:09:15 AM
Haha, we've got candidates for new research posts soon. If I get in on the panel, I am so going to open with that line... :D

Moodyblues
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 404 Posts
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:08:14 AM
ROFLCOPTER.

axeman929
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 191 Posts
Monday, June 14, 2010 10:12:05 PM
Being self employed is just as bad. Sucks most days.

kinjomusashi
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 920 Posts
Monday, June 14, 2010 10:07:40 PM
"I have to conduct my first job interview next week (as interviewer). I'm so gonna pull this line..."

if you do, record it and amuse iab... =)

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Monday, June 14, 2010 10:03:50 PM
lol... now im a little scared

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12078 Posts
Monday, June 14, 2010 9:37:15 PM
I have to conduct my first job interview next week (as interviewer). I'm so gonna pull this line...

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