 Stelly
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 321 Posts
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Thursday, June 03, 2010 6:38:16 PM
I am a salesman and I sell a product that may involve dumping water outside that is full of pet hair, dust and dirt. And people say "Isn't that bad for the enviroment?" then I say, "Put it back where it came from right? Does a bear shed in the woods?" And I get confused looks......
Sometimes I wish I carried a picture of a face palm with me.... |
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Stelly
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
321 Posts
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Thursday, June 03, 2010 6:33:51 PM
Anyone who even doubted if a bear shats in the woods, is a complete moron and probably says this - (hillbilly voice) - huh huh, if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? huh huh.............seriously????? |
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 100stories
Female, 18-29, Europe
58 Posts
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Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:05:49 AM
@Spocom
It's more a rhetorical question than an actual question. It works the same way as "Is the Pope Catholic?". |
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 Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
1392 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 11:56:54 PM
Winnie the pooh'ed on. |
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 SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
3603 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 7:49:04 PM
oh my god she almost shat on her cub. the little bear was like, "oh god! what was that?!" and i'm pretty sure they didn't want to follow mom around anymore... |
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 Spocom
Female, 13-17, Southern US
712 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 3:23:52 PM
Who even came up with the question "Do bears crap in the woods"? Where else would they crap? In your toilet when you're not home? |
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 minimullen34
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
179 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 2:26:59 PM
Holy poo, that was just gross ass poo....that was quite the bout of explosive poo. Just for good measure, one more time, poo. |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10540 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 12:15:09 PM
Haha, amazing.
He just totally sprayed it.
I'm pretty sure -some- of you would give
anything to become able to do that.
You don't need to give anything just eat alot of Taco Bell. |
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 awsome-guy
Male, 13-17, Europe
151 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 10:48:53 AM
thats something you don't see very often |
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 Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
3454 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 9:36:17 AM
That took me right back to May 6th. |
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 RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2698 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 8:44:45 AM
Omg he sprayed all over the place! rofl! |
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 Brassbull
Male, 30-39, Southern US
1608 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 6:39:16 AM
Yes, yes they do, kos bear Grills eats it in survival situations!
Lol, thanks, that made my morning! |
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 GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
4412 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 6:07:01 AM
Tosh gets his stuff from the internet and he usually keeps the titles the same as they are online so people can find the originals on youtube. I can't believe that even needs to be said. Of all the things for people to whine and b*tch about.Christ almighty.
Also this vid= ROFL |
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 sheaton319
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
565 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 3:51:42 AM
an eleven second vid of a beat pooing
wow |
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 xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
3842 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 2:20:31 AM
I figured it must come out kinda wattery like that, bear crap is like 90 percent berries in the summer. I see it in like every park i go to.
BC FTW <3  |
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 CreepyShanny
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
153 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 2:12:16 AM
lame . . . even the title was ripped off from Tosh.0. You'll never match up to daniel tosh, so just stop trying |
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dejangex
Male, 18-29, Europe
6 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:24:22 AM
The little guy got it in the face. Yep. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8953 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:24:00 PM
Apparently this one doesn't bother to go into the woods and just poos on the trial. |
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 belunan
Male, 30-39, Western US
1511 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:22:57 PM
I always figured they arched their backs like dogs and made neat piles. Now I know they sandblast their kids. |
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 Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
8285 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 10:59:23 PM
If they do, explain this then:
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Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
8285 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 10:55:13 PM
I'm only gonna believe its bear poo if there's bells in it. |
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 rakoonhat
Female, 30-39, Southern US
653 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 10:49:26 PM
my life is complete
"...oh god! its everywhere! its in my rakoon wounds!" |
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 Skabashas
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1244 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 10:36:39 PM
So no, they don't poo in the woods. They just do that.. |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
9216 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 10:09:35 PM
Hah!
*Splrrrrrrrt*
AWWwwhhh duuuuude...I'm RIGHT behind you...auugh it's eeeeverywhere. Jeeze...just...augh. |
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 MsMalicious
Female, 18-29, Canada
292 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 9:09:55 PM
explosive diarrhea |
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